Mutsukuni's POV

Gaill arrived a little late to our appointment today. I'm a little jealous though. I saw her having a fun time with Kyo-chan prior to her coming here. The two seem to have really hit it off right away. I have a little bit of a crush on Gaill and I don't want her to fall victim of Kyoya's evil ways.

There was a boy that visited here today as well. He has spiky blonde hair and these bright green eyes. I was so amazed at the femininity of his facial features that he caught me staring. Gaill laughed at me. I was so embarrassed that I almost cried!

But then the boy told me not to worry because I was still young and allowed to make mistakes. And that being able to recover easily would set a good example for our younger peers in the first and second-year classes. I felt a little better after that and started debating what type of cake was best with my customers.

Tamaki's POV

Another day at the host club is passing by smoothly whem I find a boy with crew cut hair sitting at Honey-sempaii's table. I didn't know that there were male shouta-fans in the school. Wait...male mature shouta fan...That's a PEDOPHILE! Crap, I have to save Honey!

"Honey-sempaii! Look out!" I yelled. Just then, a cake came flying through the air toward his stunned face. He gasped and ducked. But when nothing made contact, he peeked through his fingers. There stood the crew cut boy holding a plate above his head.

He gently placed the plate on the table. "Mitskuni...a-are you alright? You look a little freaked out."

"Yeah, no dip that cake coulda hit me in the head I coulda gotten hurt real bad and gotten a concusion Whoever did that is gonna pay for it If it happens again I'm gonna be mad-"

"Mitkuni!" Crew Cut gripped his shoulders and knelt to his level. "Relax...you're not hurt, the cake is still in one piece..." *shot of a cake crumbled up a bit* "...sorta. Everything is fine. Panicking does a gentleman no good." He stood up straight and ajusted his tie. "one must always keep a level head if one hopes to accomplish something."

What a mature gentleman...but why is everyone staring at him like that? As if he just flatulated and ignored it? Next thing I knew, everyone was shouting "Onabe! Onabe!" That cannot be good...

Kaoru's POV

I caught Hikaru staring at our new guest. I was appalled at his expression. He had a trance-like look to him. Was he...was he falling for another? But wait...what is he singing?

"What a change, you're really not a bit the gawkish girl that once you were! She may not remember me but I remember her..." Oh, right. I put Phantom of the Opera on his iPod. Yes, ladies, we were that bored.

I don't understand why we didn't have a lot of customers. We were charming, young, crafty, unified. What was wrong?

Then I heard it.

"Onabe! Acchi ni ike onabe! Anata wa iyadesu!"

Onabe is a female crossdresser. So does that mean that...

"What's wrong, Kaoru?" asked Haruhi from behind me. "Is there a riot or something? I hear the women freaking out."

I shrugged and shook my head. But not in that normal "oh well" kind of way. It was an "oh my god I can't understand this either and I'm scared as hell" kind of way.

Out of the crowd came a boy with crew-cut blonde hair and light green eyes. He tripped and carried two of the angry guests along with him. His uniform blazer was torn and his left shoe missing.

"Kōgeki supai! Kanojo o kurushimete yare!" they screeched as they tore their victim apart, including flesh.

Just as a brunette was about to grab at his neck, he caught it and squeezed it so hard that you could just hear her fingers break. "It's me, you idiots: Kendrich Daokiju! Y'know, Yaki's little brother? So I am out of shape; so I have a feminine voice; you wouldn't want me trying to rip the skin off your body, so don't do it to me!" He got up and dusted himself off. Stomping off, he yelled "Akushitsuna dōbutsu!"

"Reicheru," cried one of the injured girl's male friends. "Anata no te ga itai no ka?"

"First of all, I speak English, Jēmusu; second, yes my hand hurts! Kendrich just broke three of my fingers. Do you think it's supposed to tickle?"

Dayum, I didn't know Kenny could be so vicious...

Tamaki's POV

Well that completely spoiled my day! I thought to myself.

That boy that visited earlier was Kendrich. Wait, so then...

~Earlier

Kendrich: "How did you know I was a..."

That must mean Kendrich was actually gay. Is that why he was embarrassed by our gestures? And why was his hair so long?

I must do some investigation! "Tamaki~AWAY! Oof!" *crashes into wall* "Ow..."