Chapter 6
Oh! I'm back! First off, Pendragon might just be the coolest last name evere. Second, and more importantly, Lol Congrats to XxSlientHostessxX for having suspicions! But yeah! Speaking of she, HERE'S OUR FIRST QUESTION! HECK YEAH!
She asks (I love her, she always leaves questions!)
Tamaki! Why do you think you're Haruhi's father? Just Confess your love to her!
Tamaki:
W- WHAT! I- I don't think in her father! I know I am!
Me:
Don't be delusional, come on
Tamaki:
N- no! That's incest!
Me:
Oh Haruhi!
Haruhi:
Yeah?
Me:
A hoh hoh hoh Tamaki?
Haruhi:
What's up senpai?
Tamaki:
H-Haruhi... I... I! L-love
Me:
SPIT IT OUT!
Tamaki:
Haruhi I l- love you!
Haruhi:
I know
Tamaki:
What do you mean!
Haruhi:
You tell me all the time
Tamaki:
But- but this time I'm serious!
Me:
Uh not the best choice of words?
Haruhi:
Love isn't something you should joke about. I'm out of here, Tono you're buying dinner tonight
Me:
Yeah yeah...
Tamaki:
What does she mean?
Me:
Oh yeah, I'm uhhh pulling a niji and I live next door?
Tamaki:
YOU- YOU! IM GONNA-
Me:
Help!
(two symmetric arms tie Tamaki up)
Me:
Woah thanks boys
Twins:
No problem, we owed you from that time we kidnapped Kyoya and-
Me:
We can reminisce later! Haha, rated t guys rated t. Oh yeah speaking of recent events, XxSilentHostessxX asks-
Twins! Do you ever separate?
Twins:
No
Me:
Not even in the shower! XD
Twins:
Why do you know that?
Me:
... KYOYA!
Kyoya:
What is it now...
Me:
A question?
Kyoya:
Fine...
Me:
Sleepy?
Kyoya:
Grrrrrr
Me:
Heh heh? Alright Hostess wants to know (really all the questions! You rock!) what's in that book of yours?
(Kyoya smiles smugly)
Kyoya:
Why don't you take a look?
Me:
I can really have this?
(takes book)
Me:
Wow a table of contents! You really are organized! ... Hmmm alright da da da da... (skimming noises) ... You have demon summing instructions? Ok we'll try that at the end. Uhh it looks like the rest of this is doodles of... Kyoya?
Kyoya:
What? Did you really think otherwise?
Me:
Uhh renege has really rubbed off on you! This is Ouran Dojinshi! Wtf!
Sigh alright Haruhi, we have a question for you.
Haruhi:
If it's about my therapy, no the cost is not deducted from my dept.
Me:
Well that wasn't exactly the answer? But yeah? ESP much? She asked you how you put up with the host club
Haruhi:
Oh well that's not what I do?
Me:
Then what do you do?
Haruhi:
I fantasize about destroying them with Kasanoda and then we write fan fiction about it.
Me:
Really? Oh this is getting long, ok ok next question! We still have to do the summoning!
Honny, do you ever eat meat? Like at dinner?
(Honny with an evil expression)
Honny:
What was that?
Me:
Oh god! Cake! Cake!
Honny:
Yay!
Me:
Mori! You should really get honny to eat a little more real food and a little less cake.
Mori:
And face that?
(gestures to evil honny who is probably gonna kill me since I woke him up for this)
Yeah, no. He can have all the came he wants.
Me:
Actually there's a question for me in here! Oh! You're so cute! You're the best! You can visit the host club whenever you want! Free of charge!
Kyoya:
Ahem
Me:
Shall I read some of you home made Yaoi to the audience?
Kyoya:
... I'll get you later
Me:
And I'll get you drunk! Shut up! Ok so XxSilentHostessxX (best ever!) asks if I think there should be more Mori in the show? Personally now that they have a drama coming out I think they'll have to put him in more! But yeah! He just doesnt get enough credit! Lol I made him a secret agent in the melancholy of Morinozuka. Lol BUN BUN GUN!
Mori:
Oh yeah, thanks for the effort
Me:
XD Mori your new lovely item is XxSilentHostessxX Honny! Go back to bed!
Honny:
Zzzz
Me:
Few, alright! Let's summon this damnation!
(draws a summoning circle with chalk and lights some candles)
Aleighty guys... Let's see how Kyoya keep control over everyone!
Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer, Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer!
(The circle started to glow green!)
Yes! Rise! Rise! Hahaha! Come take down all my enemies!
(a head with white hair rises with a Russian accent)
Russia:
You called?
Me:
...
Host club:
...
Me:
It's so cute? This is the demon we summoned?
Kyoya:
I've used that spell many a time but a gender neutral chibi thing has never once shown itself?
Me:
Your purpose? Magic little head?
Russia:
You become one with mother Russia da?
Me:
Host club get out! I'm going on a journey to send him back to his anime!
(pushes the head back into the circle and goes in after it)
Host club:
Uhhh we'll see you next time?