Holiday Disaster

"Merlin I'm bored" Arthur puffed out, lying in the sun with Merlin standing before him. It was really really very hot today. All Arthur wanted to do was have a siesta. Wait. That was Spanish. Darn it! "Merlin did you here me? I'm bored!" Arthur huffed.

"Arthur I heard you the last 50 times. I get it you're bored!" Merlin rolled his eyes. He continued to study the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. Honestly, he wondered why Arthur even came on these sight seeing trips.

"Well I say it 51 times. I. AM. BORED" Arthur snapped. Merlin just shook his head and continued to stare at the famous piece of architecture. "Are you honestly saying that piece of old stone is better looking than me" Arthur growled.

Merlin stared at him. Arthur indeed looked amazingly mouth watering. He was lying on the grass, sun in his eyes. His shirt had ridden up to show the hair running down into his boxers. His hair was blonder than he'd ever seen it before. The sun rays reflecting off it perfectly. Maybe he shouldn't be here. Maybe they should find somewhere more private.

"I think I've seen enough. Why don't we go somewhere er...a bit more alone" Merlin suggested, gulping slightly.

Arthur smirked up at Merlin. "But isn't the historical tour of Pompeii starting at 1 o'clock. It's half 12 now" Arthur sighed, mockingly. Arthur knew what he meant, he just liked to tease him that's all.

Merlin blushed, and looked at the floor. "Arthur! Please we really need to find somewhere quiet" Merlin begged, almost clutching onto Arthur's shirt.

"Alright" Arthur agreed, holding Merlin up slightly. "Let me think of where to go" Arthur breathed into Merlin's ear. Merlin sighed, pressing himself against Arthur. "Merlin stop it! We don't want the police arresting us for public indecency" Arthur hissed.

Merlin pouted and Arthur growled, grabbing Merlin's hand and dragging him down many back alleys. Merlin grinned, pressing a kiss to Arthur's neck. "Please Arthur" he begged, letting a hand slip down Arthur's trousers.

"God Merlin!" Arthur breathed, leaning on the wall to steady himself. "If we get lost I'm blaming you" Arthur moaned, squeezing his eyes shut.

Merlin chuckled and stopped them, pressing Arthur against the wall with one hand. "Oh believe me, you'll love it" Merlin smirked, kissing Arthur harshly. Arthur groaned pressing himself against Merlin.

"Where is the hotel?" Arthur whispered, teeth bleeding slightly from Merlin's teeth.

"I don't know. We're lost remember?" he teased, as his hand lifted Arthur's t-shirt up to his chin. He started to nibbled and suck on Arthur's side, where he was most ticklish.

"Ahhh! Merlin!" Arthur moaned, grabbing Merlin's hair tightly. Merlin moaned as well, the vibrations making Arthur squirm.

However Arthur decided enough was enough, he grabbed Merlin's neck and switched their positions. "Hello baby" he laughed, kissing Merlin's delicious neck. "I've looked at these all day. I've seen others looking as well. How does that make you feel? People. Looking. At. The. Marks. I'VE. Made" Arthur growled, driving his point home with each twist of his hand that was now on Merlin's dick.

"ARTHUR!" Merlin pleaded, arching up into his warm lover.

"Ah ah Merlin. You have to tell me" Arthur ordered, pulling away to stare at Merlin in the eye. Merlin looked so sexy. His hair was dishevelled, his shirt had a few buttons missing, mouth all swollen and his eyes were wide and near black.

"It makes me feel so turned on. To know that one look and people would know that I'm yours" Merlin gasped, eyes shut tight.

Arthur grinned and got down onto his knees. The hard stone cutting into his knees that wasn't covered by his shorts. However he couldn't careless. He unbuttoned Merlin's similar pair of shorts (courtesy of Morgana of course. Who would give a couple matching holiday shorts?) Slipping them down to Merlin's bony ankles and he delved into the heaven that was Merlin.

Merlin bit down on his hand to stop him moaning too loud. "God Arthur! You're so warm!" Merlin cried out.

Arthur grinned round his mouthful. He sure knew how to give Merlin head that was for sure!

Yet before they could both have the best orgasm of their lives, a cough interrupted them.

"Excuse me gentlemen? You should come with me."

Both Merlin and Arthur simultaneously looked up at the man. No scratch that. Police officers.

"Oh Shit!..."

"Do you think they're alright?" Gwen asked in a small voice, curling up to Morgana. Morgana just smiled at her, stroking her cat Coco lazily.

"Gwen, sweetest Gwen. My brother and his boyfriend are just fine. Lets not worry about them" Morgana soothed, placing a kiss on Gwen's forehead.

Gwen nodded and smiled back at her beautiful girlfriend. "You really want them to get married, don't you?" Gwen chuckled.

Morgana grinned wickedly. "Of course Gwen, it would be so much fun planning a weddings. Plus I love Merlin, he is just so adorable" Morgana squealed.

Gwen rolled her eyes. "Morgana you just sounded like a fan girl!" Gwen complained, ducking the pillow that was aimed for her head. Morgana could be so predictable sometimes.

"I did not! Plus you think he is as adorable as me" Morgana protested, sitting up quickly.

"Well don't you think the 'Congratulations on your marriage' was a bit too far. I mean Arthur blushed right from his ears to his toes. Literally, he was wearing sandals!" Gwen giggled.

"Don't be ridiculous Gwen. I've still got some things up my sleeves don't you worry" Morgana smirked. Gwen jumped onto her and began tickling her. "Gwen! Stop. Please!" Morgana squeaked.

"Alright, promise me you won't meddle with people's relationship" Gwen whispered, face inches apart from Morgana's.

Morgana smiled and nodded. "Course baby" she laughed, closing the distance between them. Morgana could feel Gwen smile into the kiss.

Ring Ring Ring Ring

"Leave it Gwen!" Morgana breathed, pushing the student's hair back. Gwen chuckled and it eventually stopped ringing.

RING RING RING RING

"Morgana I think someone wants our attention" Gwen moaned.

"Gwen I haven't felt some loving since like a week ago!" Morgana protested, a hand slipping under Gwen's skirt.

RiNg RiNg R-

"What!" Morgana screamed down the phone.

"What!"

Arthur winced down his side of the phone. He really didn't want to be doing this. But Merlin's frightened doe like eyes convinced him. So he sighed and took a deep breath.

"Morgana I need your help" Arthur begged.

"What on earth are you talking about?" Morgana snapped down the phone.

"Me and Merlin is in a spot of trouble" Arthur admitted.

"I can't help you! I was just about to have amazing sex with my girlfriend" Morgana moaned.

"I don't care about your sex life Morgana! I'm about to be locked up in jail in a foreign country" Arthur hissed. Merlin shot him a worrying look.

"Put Merlin on the phone Arthur" Gwen instructed, suddenly on the phone. Arthur sighed and did what she asked.

"Hello Merlin? Is that you?" Gwen's tentative voice asked.

"Yeah it's me Gwen. Are you okay?" Merlin questioned. Arthur shot him a dirty look.

"Yeah are you? Merlin what happened? What do you want us to do?" Gwen wondered.

"Can you give them our bank details. Morgana's got them in her draws somewhere. We need to pay the fine" Merlin explained.

"Of course Merlin. What was you doing?" Gwen exclaimed.

"Nothing that can be repeated over the phone. Lets just put it like that" Merlin grinned.

Arthur grabbed the phone off him. "Apparently, public sex is just as bad over here as it is in the UK" Arthur chuckled.

The police officer just shot them both a nasty glare. However he did accept the bank details and released Arthur and Merlin without delay.

"Bloody foreigners!" they heard him whisper on their way out. They started laughing until their sides were hurting.

"Lets continue this back at the hotel" Merlin suggested, winking at Arthur.

"Subtle Merlin. Real subtle" Arthur drawled but allowed himself to be dragged back to the hotel.

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