Lady Amalia was stuck in the captains quarters of Mussolini's ship. It was well decorated with fancy rugs and curtains and on his desk was a map of the world with arrows pointing to random countries plotting future invasions. Benito walked in to talk to Amalia.
"How could you do this?" She began with a little bit of crying in her voice.
"Italy's a nice guy. Your hurting him making him do these terrible things for an evil cause and he dosen't even know but he feels the pain your causing him. Do you even care about him?"
Benito walked over to her and smiled.
"I don't care what happens to him. I tried to make him powerfull like his grandpa Rome but it was useless, and his brother was no better. I don't care about him or the other nations. The only thing me, Hitler, and Tojo care about is power."
He was about to walk out when Amalia said "What's your plan"
"Hitler invented some new battle suits for the Axis and he wants my troops to try them out.I"m on my way to the secret facility in the Atlantic that's making them. Once we have them the Allies won't stand a chance. "
He walked out of the room and onto the main deck.
"Subdue her if she tries to escape." Said Benito to the two gaurds. They saluted and loaded their guns.
"So how do you know where were supposed to go captain." Said Britain sarcastic on the captain part.
"Easy I follow my compass!" Said Jack handing Britain his compass. He looked down and saw it pointing in a random direction.
"This dosen't even point north!" Britain yelled angrily.
"It points to where you want to go." Said Jack
"Oh and by the way how do you like these new crew designs I thought of."
Jack handed Britain the papers he had. Britain looked down and saw the Allies as pirates with him wearing a red eighteenth century coat with an eye patch and parrot.
"No I am not wearing this coat or carrying that bird around, and why would I need an eye patch?"
"It's for show." Said Jack
"Jack there's a ship up ahead!" Shouted America from the crows nest.
"Pull up to it and we'll negotiate." Said Jack
Benito was at the front of his ship thinking about his plans for the future and the new land he would conquer.
"Captain that battle ship we were working on at the port is hear now!" Said one of the lookouts.
"What!" Said Mussolini with rage. He walked over and grabbed the telescope from the lookout and saw through it his battle ship with S.S Sparrowpainted on the side coming up to his current destroyer.
"Ahoy there!" Said Jack from his ship.
"We have come to negotiate your surrender. Do it relatively quick and I might share some rum with you."
Benito looked to his troops and gave them a signal.
"That was your plan!" Yelled Britain (again).
"It seems to have worked." Said Italy.
"Look there coming over to see us." He started waving but stopped when a harpoon with a rope flew right past him and nearly took his head off. Several more shot out and hooked to the ship. The troops started to climb to the ship on these harpoons
"All right lads prepare for battle!" Said Jack
Italy started waving a white flag and hid in a barrel.
"You coward!" Shouted Romano. He turned around and started to curse at the troops but jumped into the barrel also.
"I'm so glad your in here with me big brother!" Came Italy's muffled voice from the barrel.
"Shut up!" Came Romano's muffled voice.
The pirates theme song should play now.
Britain took out a sword and started to fight the troops. He stabbed a few causing them to fall over and tried to hold off a large group attacking him.
"A little help here sargent?"
"Oh right." Jack cut a rope holding a piece of timber making it swing like a baseball bat and hit the troops knocking them aside away from Britain.
Three troops came up to the base of crows nest about to climb up it when an anvil fell on one of the troops.
"Huh?" Said the one next to him before a refrigerator fell on top of him.
"where is he getting all this stuff?" Said the last one before America threw a grand piano on his head.
Russia was happy that he had something to finally beat up. He stepped outside the bridge and skipped joyfully around the ship smaking troops over the head with the lead faucet pipe he carries around.
Felix started to machine gun the the troops trying to come on the ship by the harpoons and watched them fall into the water.
"I finished our food everybody!" Said China happily stepping out of the kitchen holding the plate full of food. A stray bullet went through the air hitting China's plate knocking the food he just cooked down.
"You jerks!" He shouted taking out his wok and ladel.
One troop looked over just to have a wok to face. The troops opened machine gun fire on China but he deflected all the bullets with his wok by moving it incredibly fast. China took out his ladel and threw it. It went around like a boomerang hitting troops over the head and knocking them out one by one before returning to him.
Britain continued to sword fight moving his sword incredibly fast cutting there gun in half and then he killed them. A troop got behind Britain and amied his gun at him.
"Behind you!" Shouted Felix. Britain turned around and threw his sword making it go through the troops head. He then pulled it out.
Even though Canada had no weapon to fight with he joined the fight to. He charged at a troop and tried to punch him but the troop caught his fist
"Wait who are you? I recognize the other nations but not you." Said the troop. After hearing this Canada's anger got to dangerous levels and he threw the troop against a wall and stole his gun.
"Why can't anyone remember me?" He asked before putting down his bear and joining in on the fight and gunning down guys.
Russia still walked around the boat happily dodging bullets and hitting people over the head with his pipe until he saw cannon balls and got an idea. He picked on up and rolled it as hard a could towards a group of troops in front of him who were standing in bowling pin formation and knocked them all down.
China deflected bullets with his ladel like a light saber and ran up to soldiers and hit them over the head with his wok.
America threw a bunch of bombs down on the troops below. It landed near a group and exploded blowing them away.
Canada picked up a sword and started to stab the troops which he was very good at becuase no one noticed him.
Jack spent most of his time dodging bullets since he wasn't used to this amount of gun fire. Benito's ship fired it cannons at the S.S Sparrow making several holes in it.
"Hey! Stop blasting holes in my ship!" Yelled Jack then then he saw the ropes and got an idea. He jumped on the ropes and steadied his balance then walked across it kicking troops off as he went.
"Excuse me." He said to them befor kicking them in the water below.
He jumped on the deck of Benito ship.
"There he is! Get him!" Said the two gaurds out side the captains quarters. Then the door opened hitting the one gaurd. The other one was about to shoot Amalia but a gold telescope hit him before he could pull the trigger.
"Nice of you to come Jack." Said Amalia
"Yes Captain Sergant Jack Sparrow has come to your rescue. Also where's Mussolini?" Asked Jack
Mussolini was above Jack near bridge of the ship and setting up a sniper rifle. "I got you now." He said as the scope had Jack's face in it's sight.
America came down from the crows nest and started fighting with a sword like Britain. He After stabbing a troop he looked over and saw Benito about to shoot Jack.
"I have to stop him!" He looked around and saw the cannons. He ran over to them lighted a match and light every single cannon aimed at Benito's ship. Thet shot out in deafening noise as they made several holes in Beniot's ship.
Benito was about to shoot when the cannons hit the ship making it rock like an earthquake and making Benito drop his gun and the map to where the facility was.
Jack and Amalia looked up and saw the map flutter below deck.
"After that map! It shows where Benito was going!" Said Amalia. She and Jack went below deck. When they went below deck they were in the bunks. A bunch of soilders rushed passed them not caring who they were becuase the boat was sinking. The wind that the rushing soldiers made caused the map to blow through a door and down into the engine room.
They climbed down the ladder into the engine room that was flooding with water and saw the map floating on the water.
"Got Jack!" Said as he picked up the map. He and Amalia came back up to the main deck to see no one there but the Italian brothers tied looked over and saw Benito on the S.S Sparrow with the other nations and Felix tied up.
"Hello there mister Sparrow. I see you have found my map. Well no worries I have another." He took out another map from his pocket and showed Jack.
"Now it's time to get rid of you, those stupid brothers, and that brat. Don't worry I'll tell your dad that you were tragically killed by allied ships on a peacfull dipplomatic misson. That will gain support for the cause back home. Now good bye." He pointed forward signaling for the cannons to fire.
"You bastard!" Yelled Romano and Amalia before the cannons fired destroying the ship. Benito sailed off pleased that he thought that he killed Jack. The Italian brothers were still conscious.
"Other there it's Jack and ." Said Italy. Italy put Jack grabbed Jack and Romano grabbed Amalia, They grabbed on to a shard of meatal floating and swam towards a desert island in the distance.
Authors note: A little historical reference at the top. One of the main reasons Benito Mussolini joined the Axis was to gain more land and power like Hitler and Tojo but to also make Italy as powerfull as it was during the reign of the Roman Empire.