A/N: Welcome to chapter 6... in which Ron is oblivious, Blaise has his life threatened for the first time, and Draco gets teased.

Chapter 6: Teasing Draco

Kitza, Carma, and Jazzy got their owls from Professor Snape about their detentions at Lunch, before they headed outside with food, Carma and Jazzy dragging Draco and Blaise with them, where they were going to join the Gryffindors.

"Hey Harry, hey Ron." Kitza said. She then noticed the third boy. "Oh, hey, Seamus." She added before throwing a glance backward towards Blaise.

"Hey lover-boy, sexy-Ron, and cutie pie Seamus." Jazzy said, waving with her hand that wasn't holding a struggling Draco.

"Good God! Not the Gryffindorks! Shoot me now" Draco moaned.

Jazzy smacked him in the back of the head. "Shut up, Draco. And I would shoot you if I had a gun on me."

"I second that!" Carma said, nodding in agreement. She'd let go of Blaise.

"Bite me, you bloody girls!" Draco said, before being dragged into a sitting position next to Jazzy.

Harry suddenly felt rather uncomfortable as Draco was dragged onto the ground beside him.

Blaise moved away from Carma and moved to sit beside Seamus.

Kitza chuckled at her female friends, before sharing a grin with Blaise. And then winking at Harry with a smirk and watching as his cheeks took on the faintest tinge of pink.

"So how are all you sexy boys?" Jazzy asked, winking.

"Yes, do tell" Carma added, attaching herself to Ron's arm.

"Stop calling me that!" Ron said, cheeks turning a dangerous shade of red.

"I'm terrible, and I'd like it if you wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day!" Draco whined.

"Stop bitching, Draco" Jazzy said, smacking Draco in the back of the head, again.

"Yes Dray, please shut up. You're the only Slytherin here that isn't enjoying themselves." Blaise added.

"Ya really Dray-Dray. Calm down. Take a breather." Jazzy said, kissing Draco on the cheek.

Draco grimaced and rubbed his cheek. "Disgusting."

"You know you love it, Blondie." Carma said, looking at Draco with a big smile on her face.

"Oh... no he doesn't love it, Carma. We know why." Jazzy said, eyes sparkling.

"Shut. Up." Draco said through gritted teeth.

"Although..." Blaise trailed off.

"One more word Zabini and I will fucking castrate you!" Draco threatened, removing his wand from his pocket.

Blaise ducked behind his boyfriend.

"Oi! Don't hide behind me! He'll get me, love." Seamus said, turning pale.

"Put that wand away, Dray-Dray" Jazzy said, forming a fist and waving it threateningly.

"Fine! Watch out when you're alone, Zabini. I know where you sleep." Draco said, menacingly.

"Yeah, but you can only get me when I'm sleeping in the Slytherin dorms." Blaise stated.

"Merlin that's disgusting!" Draco exclaimed, getting up from his seat, only to be pulled back down by Jazzy.

"Where else would you be sleeping?" Ron asked cautiously.

"OH... MY... GOD! Ron, you are bloody fucking oblivious!" Kitza said, exasperated.

"Well, he's a Weasley. What did you expect?" Draco asked, smirking at Ron.

Jazzy pushed Draco onto the ground and straddled his lap. "One more word about him and I'll kill you in your sleep. Don't doubt that I will either."

Draco had the sense to look frightened. He nodded and Jazzy let him up, only to plonk herself in the blonde's lap.

Harry chuckled at Jazzy's threat, although he did start to get a little jealous of the girl sitting in Draco's lap.

"So... You three girls missed the announcement at breakfast. You three have flying class in last block today." Blaise said, desperately trying to change the subject.

"Ya with my bloody brother. Why Dumbledore couldn't pick someone else, I don't know." Ron said miserably.

"Brother, eh? Is he as gorgeous as you?" Jazzy asked putting her head on Ron's shoulder from her spot in Draco's lap.

Ron spluttered and turned red.

"What's your brother's name?" Kitza asked curiously.

"Fred. He's a bloody twin. They're evil." Ron said, muttering under his breath about the twins.

"A twin?" Carma asked curiously.

"Ooooh. Cool!" Kitza replied.

"You know that bit of swamp in one of the hallways?" Harry said.

"Yeah." Kitza replied.

"There's a swamp!?" Jazzy asked, bouncing up and down in Draco's lap. "Why didn't anybody tell me about this?"

"Oh ya, that's a neat little swamp. Jazzy, how could you have missed it?" Carma asked.

"Um... stupid person here!" Jazzy replied, shaking her head.

"Well, Fred and George, that's the other twin, created the swamp. It spread across the whole hallway originally, and Professor Flitwick left that little bit in tribute to them. They were the biggest pranksters at Hogwarts since the Marauders." Harry answered.

Draco and Jazzy looked at each other and both turned red. Jazzy jumped off of Draco's lap and landed in Ron's.

Kitza got confused, and then she realized what had happened. She grinned and then winked at Jazzy.

"What happened?" Harry asked, confused.

Draco looked at him, blushed, and got up and left.

"Nevermind." Jazzy said, blushing, and latching her arms around Ron's neck.

"Do you have to sit on me?" Ron asked.

"Yes. You're the next sexiest person here... well actually you're THE sexiest person here, but I like to bother Dray-Dray." Jazzy said, smiling at Ron.

"Um... ok." Ron said.

Harry and Blaise grinned.

"That is SOOO cute." Kitza announced.

"Too cute." Carma said, pulling out a digital camera and snapping a picture of the two.

"CARMA!!!!!!!!" Jazzy shrieked, chasing the aforementioned girl around the grounds of Hogwarts.

Blaise leaned against Seamus, putting his head on his boyfriend's shoulder.

Hermione frowned, stood up and walked off.

"Why does your friend always say things to me and sit on me and stuff?" Ron asked Kitza.

"And again! You are so fucking oblivious!" Kitza replied.

"I am not!" Ron argued, pointlessly.

"Um... Ron... I have to agree with her, again." Harry stated. "It's painfully obvious to everyone, except you, that she likes you."

Ron turned red. "No she doesn't."

"Um, yeah she does. Trust me, I'm one of her best friends. She's got a major thing for ya." Kitza replied.

"I think maybe he wants to stay in denial. Isn't that right, mate?" Seamus asked Ron.

"What the bloody hell are you doing, Seamus?????" Ron shouted, turning a violent shade of red.

Kitza winced. Harry stared in shock at the sight of Blaise and Seamus.

"What are you talking about, Ron? I'm asking you a question about Jazzy!" Seamus said, looking at his friends for help.

"Uh, love, I think he's talking about us." Blaise responded.

"Oh... shite! Ron... I'm kinda dating Blaise." Seamus said, wincing in preparation for the blow-up.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron screamed.

Jazzy and Carma stopped running to look on.

Ron lunged at Blaise.

Harry and Kitza threw themselves at the red-head in unison, intercepting him before he reached Blaise.

"Get off of me." Ron said, pushing Harry and Kitza off of him, and walking off in a huff.

Kitza and Harry sighed.

"So...um..." Harry stammered looking at Blaise and Seamus.

"Wow. That sure was entertaining. Should I go after him?" Jazzy asked, looking in the direction that Ron disappeared to.

"Nah, just leave him. He'll cool off." Harry answered. "So... how long..." Harry gestured at Blaise and Seamus.

"Since the middle of last year." Blaise replied.

"Wow." Harry said.

"We should get to class." Kitza stated.

o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Jazzy, Ron, Hermione, Seamus, and Harry went off to Herbology. Professor Sprout partnered Jazzy with Ron, Harry with Seamus, and Hermione with Neville.

"Harry, did you know about this?" Ron said gesturing at Seamus.

"No. I was just as shocked as you were, -I- just decided not to react aggressively and attack his boyfriend." Harry replied a bit icily.

"Ya... Seamus, mate. I'm sorry. Sometimes my emotions get the better of me." Ron said bashfully. Jazzy rubbed his arm in support.

"What emotions?" Hermione said, her voice laced with ice.

"Fuck off!" Jazzy said, glaring at Hermione. "You're a bitch!"

Hermione turned the other way and ignored her.

"Ron, next time you're mad, don't try to murder my boyfriend and we'll be fine." Seamus said nodding at the red head.

Harry agreed.

Jazzy decided it was time to change the subject. "So... Ron. Wanna go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend?"

Harry grinned at Seamus, and the two of them nodded.

"Um..." Ron looked at Harry and Seamus for help.

Harry interrupted. "Since Ron is a little incompetent at responding to this, I'll do it for him. Yes, he would love to go to Hogsmeade with you next weekend."

"Wicked." Jazzy responded, smiling at Harry and Ron and turning back to her plant.

Ron just blushed.

Carma, Blaise and Draco were lounging in the Slytherin common room.

"So, Blaise were you afraid Ron was gonna pounce ya?" Carma asked.

"A little." Blaise answered. "So Draco, what had you so embarrassed earlier before you left?" He asked.

"Nothing. Leave it alone, Zabini." Draco said, turning pink at the reminder.

Blaise's eyes lit up in recognition. "Oh-ho! I know what happened!"

Carma looked at Blaise. "What happened?"

"Something...came -up-." Blaise responded.

Carma's eyes lit up. "OH MY GOD!!!!!"

Draco turned red and put his head in his hands. "Shut up!"

"I thought you were gay?" Blaise asked teasingly, shaking his head in mock disappointment.

"It wasn't my fault. She was bouncing. It was the friction, Blaise." Draco said, head still in his hands.

"You're digging yourself into a big hole, Draco." Carma said, laughing at Draco's misery.

"Are you sure it was just the bouncing Dray, or maybe it was caused by the presence of a certain someone nearby?" Blaise teased, knowing he'd get his arse kicked for that one. It's a good thing he was hiding in Gryffindor tower tonight.

"Blaise, shut up!" Draco said, shaking his head. "It's bad enough that it happened at all. And it was because of the bouncing. And I'd shut up if I were you, or I'll tell Weasley about your boyfriend."

Blaise snorted. "Guess what you missed, Dray!"

"What? Was it more embarrassing then what happened to me?" Draco asked miserably.

"No, but I got my life threatened. Weasley already found out about Seamus and me. Tried to kill me." Blaise replied.

"Too bad I missed that. Woulda been entertaining." Draco said, lifting his head out of his hands.

"It was more frightening than entertaining." Carma said, shaking her head. "Harry and Kitza jumped on Ron though. Stopped the attempted murder."

o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Kitza met Carma and Jazzy on the Quidditch pitch. She looked up and saw a red head flying above them. He swooped down and landed in front of the girls.

"'Ello girls! Welcome to your first flying class." The older boy said.

"Not my first class, actually. I took it upon myself to teach myself to fly um... three years ago. Fell off and broke my arm. Parents were soooo pissed. So, you're Fred then?" Jazzy asked, smiling at Fred.

"How'd you know my name?" Fred replied looking at the girl curiously. "You're obviously in Slytherin house, so I don't believe us Weasleys would be kindly talked about."

"Draco Malfoy is a bloody idiot. Just ignore him. And I heard about you from Ron." Jazzy said, with a smirk.

"My little brother's friends with a Slytherin? How did this happen? I'm not insulting you, just shocked." Fred said in surprise.

"Hmmm... that's a tough one to answer. It probably started when we turned Draco Malfoy into a girl for a day." Jazzy said, motioning to Carma and shrugging.

"You're kidding. Why'd you do that? He's one of your housemates." Fred asked.

Meanwhile, Kitza was watching the exchange in silence. She was kinda busy watching Fred. He was cute. Okay scratch that. He was bloody hot! Not that she was gonna mention that to her friends, she'd never hear the end of it.

"I don't care that he's a housemate. He pissed me off. It was payback for the Great Hall." Jazzy said, angrily.

"Jazzy, you paid him back when you punched him in the head, repeatedly." Carma pointed out.

"Wow. I believe I'm going to enjoy getting to know you three in the coming weeks. So why don't we start with the proper introductions? I'm Fred Weasley, prankster extraordinaire, and I'll be your flying instructor."

"You haven't seen anything yet. I'm Jazzy Bleu. Sexiest woman in this entire school." Jazzy said, with a smirk.

"I'm Carma Spyze. My ego isn't nearly as big as Jazzy's." Carma said, giving Jazzy a look.

"Oh... you're gorgeous by the way. Ron didn't tell me whether you were as gorgeous as him." Jazzy said, winking at her instructor.

Fred backed up a step. "Okay." He turned to the third girl. "And you are...?"

Kitza snapped out of her daze. "Oh... I'm Kitza Rayne. The least evil of the three of us." She said with a chuckle and a wink.

"Don't be afraid of Jazzy. She flirts with everyone... even the gay ones, but she's only got eyes for Ron." Carma said, Jazzy nodding in her wake.

"Yup. And I'm the most evil of all of us. And speaking of Ron, I've got something to tell you guys later." Jazzy said, clapping her hands happily.

"So, let's get started. Grab your brooms." Fred said.

Jazzy and Carma grabbed their brooms. Jazzy looking at hers in disdain.

"Don't worry about falling." Fred replied.

"Are you gonna catch me if I fall?" Jazzy asked, batting her eyelashes.

"There are spells that can slow your fall, so that you'll hit the ground uninjured." Fred replied.

"Can you make Ron come down here to catch me when I fall?" Jazzy said, smiling.

"I don't think he'd go for that Jazzy." Carma said, shaking her head.

"There are some things you don't know." Jazzy said haughtily.

"Um... how high are we planning on going into the air?" Kitza asked nervously.

"Not high, probably only a couple of feet off the ground." Fred answered. "Which is another reason not to worry about falling, Jazzy."

"I'd feel more comfortable if someone was there to catch me." Jazzy said.

Kitza was beginning to get a little jealous. "It's not a big deal Jazzy, a couple of feet aren't going to hurt you!" She snapped.

Jazzy was shocked. "Shut up, Kitza." She whispered. "I'm trying to get him to make Ron come out here to catch me. You're ruining it!"

"Yeah, well that's not what it sounded like to me. Sorry." Kitza replied.

"Okay. Let's get yourselves into the air. Push off the ground gently, since we're not going very high, once you're up a couple of feet off of the ground, hover there for a moment, then lean forward and get back to the ground." Fred said.

Jazzy and Carma did as they were told. Jazzy went back down after a few seconds, followed by Kitza. Carma stayed longer, but eventually came down.

"Let me guess, the three of you are afraid of heights." Fred asked the girls.

"Deathly." Jazzy said, shuddering at the thought.

"I'm more afraid of the falling part. I can stand at the top of a cliff and look down, but put me in a situation where there's a high chance that I can fall, like on a broom, and I'm shaking in fear." Kitza replied.

"If I never fly again I'll be so fucking happy." Carma said, getting off the broom.

"Are we finished or do we have to do this again?" Jazzy said, face turning pale at the thought of going higher.

"All right. You girls can go. I'll see you out here next week." Fred said.

"Thank the fuck-Christ" Jazzy said, thrusting the broom into Fred's hands and making a hasty retreat.

"Sorry about that. She's a freak when it comes to heights. Thanks for the help." Carma said, handing her broom to Fred and running to catch up with Jazzy.

Fred was trying to balance the three brooms and was fearing the fourth.

"Need some help?" Kitza asked.

"I'd love it." Fred replied.

Kitza grabbed one of the brooms from Fred's arms, and the two of them walked over to the broom storage shed.

"So, are they always like that?" Fred asked her.

"Most of the time. It's usually pretty funny. Especially when they're teasing Malfoy." Kitza replied.

"Look, this might be a little fast, but would you like to join me in Hogsmeade on the weekend? I won't be offended if you're not interested." Fred asked quickly.

Kitza smiled. "I'd love to."

"Meet me at the shop. Ron told you about it, right?" He asked.

"Not exactly. Harry told me; your brother's been a bit of an idiot." Kitza replied. "I'll see you there." She smiled and turned to head to Gryffindor tower.

TBC...

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