Krillin, 18, and Yamcha were standing in front of Yamcha's Apartment complex. Krillin felt relieved "Thank Dende, we made it." 18 spoke "Alright now all we have to do is get the video to the police station. Yamcha, if Bulma asks about the-" "About the what?" Bulma interrupted. "Shoot." "Sorry about leaving you guys like that. Something came up.. heh,heh." 18 asked "So What happened with Vegeta?" Bulma looked the other way "I don't want to talk about it. I just need to learn to get over it." She looked again, grinning towards Yamcha "So whad'ya say Yamcha?" "Wait Wha?" "Let's hangout tonight." Krillin spoke "Bulma we have to go to the police station." "I was just there, they don't need anymore evidence." "Huh?" "They have it all under control." 18 looked at her and thought. "Just let her Krillin." "18?" "Besides we have to go pick Marron remember." Krillin looked confused. Why would 18 give up Yamcha, then he realized "Oh that's right huh. It has been a long trip. I bet she misses us." Bulma smiled "It's settled." She held Yamcha's arm "Let's go Yamcha." 18 whispered in Yamcha's ear "Try not to let her near the video." Yamcha replied "Got it." After 18 and Krillin flew off, Yamcha asked "So where are we going?" "Why don't we go into your apartment first." Bulma winked at him. "A..Alright."
18 looked at Krillin "You shouldn't have said we were going to the police Krillin." "I'm sorry, it slipped out of my lips." "Don't worry it doesn't matter. It's not like she can stop us." Krillin asked 18 "Was it a good idea to leave Yamcha with Bulma?" "He'll be alright, he's been through worse." "I think Bulma has more power than a saibaman does." "He'll be fine. Let's pick up Marron real quick then we'll head to the station." "Oh, we're actually gonna pick her up." "To make it more convincing for Bulma. That way she'll be less suspicious of us, and more focused on Yamcha." "You're really good at this 18. Ever thought of becoming a detective like Olivia?" "Never thought about it. I don't really imagine myself as a cop." "So do you really think Yamcha will be ok. He didn't even tell us the clue about the night Gohan was murdered?" "Quit worrying, I don't think Bulma is even going to lay a finger on him."
Vegeta was still at the police department. Elliot asks "Hey Vegeta, don't you have a job of some sort?" "I do. I work for the newspaper." "Really? What do you do?" "Believe it or not, I write poetry." "No way." Elliot chuckled "Tough guy like you?" "Since I have my own apartment, I have to pay the bills. Gohan taught me a little poetry, then I got interested." Elliot then thought "Wait a minute those reporters you mentioned before did you know them?" "I do. I had to tell them why I wasn't at work, then I thought might as well put this in good use. My boss isn't angry at me at all. I gave her a great story, and boosted her ratings." Vegeta sensed three ki's "They're finally here."
Krillin, 18, and Marron showed up in front of the station. Marron rubbed her eyes "Mommy, I'm sleepy." "Sweetie. We just have to get Vegeta out of this mess, and then we can go home." "Okay Mommy." The three went inside. Elliot asks Vegeta "So what's in that video anyway?" Vegeta replied "It's better if you just see it." "Is it something embarrassing?" They heard the elevator ding and open. Krillin yelled "We got it Vegeta!" "What took you guys so long?" Vegeta only noticed the couple and their kid. "Where's the beta male? Don't tell me he died already." 18 replied "Don't worry we used him as bait right now." "Bait?" "Before we got here you're ex wife tried to keep us from giving the evidence." "Figures." Elliot looked at the Captain "Chief?" "We can't do anything yet Elliot." Olivia spoke "Shall we finally see the video?"
Krillin gave Olivia a usb flash drive. Olivia inserted it into her computer, opened the flash drive and found a video named Vegeta's Proposal to Gohan Parentheses Funny. With an emoticon face like this XD, then Olivia clicked on it.
*Video*
The scene took place outside of kame house near the beach. The sun was just about to set. The camera turned facing Yamcha showing he's the one recording the video. Yamcha waved at the camera then started panning to see everybody else who was there that day. The first one to see was Master Roshi, and Korin sunbathing the sun's last rays. Yajirobe was eating as usual. Krillin, 18, and Marron were building sand castles together. Oolong, and Puar were arguing about a show. Something about a person who works as a forensics but is actually a serial killer. Finally there was Piccolo. Meditating. Suddenly someone yelled "Guys?" Yamcha quickly faced the camera to the second story window of kame house revealing Gohan sitting there. "Why do I have to wait up here again?" Yamcha replied "Vegeta said so. He said he has a surprise for you." Gohan asks "What is it?" "We don't know. He just told us to tell you to stay in that room." "I swear if it's what I think it is, we're going to break kame house" Everyone laughed a bit. "I'm serious, I'm not responsible to what happens to this house, got it!?" "Don't worry Krillin will fix everything Vegeta breaks." Krillin asks "Even Gohan?" "Even Gohan." "At least we have senzu beans for that." "Yeah the way Vegeta is probably in bed, Gohan's going to need at least five of them." "Plus a new island for Master Roshi." Piccolo spoke "Vegeta's here." Yamcha faced the camera to the sky showing Vegeta landing on the island. Krillin noticed something different about him. "Is he wearing a suit? That's a first." Vegeta was indeed wearing a suit. He had on a black vest over a white collared long sleeve shirt, a red tie with black slacks, and black leather gloves. He was carrying what looked like an old large radio, Yamcha asked him "Hey Vegeta, where did you get that boombox?" Krillin interrupted "Actually, better question.. How, did you find that?" Vegeta replied "Space Amazon. Where the real amazon is at." "That makes sense I guess…" Gohan couldn't help but blush at Vegeta wearing something formal, then remembered what he wanted to ask. "Geta, what am I doing up here?" Vegeta replied "Check the top drawer." Gohan disappeared from the window to check the drawer. Yamcha faced the camera to Vegeta taking out a microphone. Piccolo asked "What are you doing with that?" Vegeta replied "Wait for it." "A..Are you going to sing?" When Gohan reappeared at the window Yamcha zoomed in showing Gohan with a startled expression stuck on his face. He showed everyone a red velvet box showing a white gold wedding band. At that moment Vegeta started the music. The song Vegeta chose; "Be My Baby" by "The Ronettes." (You guys can skip the song if you want to.)
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The night we met I knew I needed you so
And if I had the chance, I'd never let you go
So, won't you say you love me
I'll make you so proud of me
We'll make 'em turn their heads every place we go
So won't you please
Be my, be my Baby
Be my little baby
My one and only baby
Say you'll be my darling
Be my, be my baby
Be my baby now
My one and only baby
Whoa oh oh oh
I'll make you happy, baby, just wait and see
For every kiss you give me, I'll give you three
Oh, since the day I saw you, I have been waiting for you
You know I will adore you till eternity
So won't you please
Be my, be my Baby
Be my little baby
My one and only baby
Say you'll be my darling
Be my, be my baby
Be my baby now
My one and only baby
Whoa oh oh oh
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During the middle of the song Yamcha panned to everyone's expressionless faces, then to Gohan attempting to hide his embarrassed reaction.
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So come on and please
Be my, be my Baby
Be my little baby
My one and only baby
Say you'll be my darling
Be my, be my baby
Be my baby now
My one and only baby
Whoa oh oh oh
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Be my, be my Baby
Be my little baby
My one and only baby
Be my, be my baby
My one and only baby
Be my, be my Baby
My one and only baby…
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After the song was over, nothing was heard but the sound of waves. Yamcha panned back at everybody's faces turning red, trying all their might not to laugh, and noticed Piccolo's gone. "Uhh... guys where did Piccolo go?" Krillin was facing the other way. He quickly pointed to the ocean. Yamcha faced the camera where Krillin pointed. Piccolo was pretty far from the island. Suddenly he started laughing "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Vegeta yelled "What's so funny!?" Piccolo replied "Your face!" "Aaargh!" Vegeta looked at everyone else now snickering. "And what are you all snickering about!" Krillin spoke "Well... Vegeta you.. kinda make funny faces when you sing." Marron giggled "Again! Again!" Vegeta growled towards the small family. Krillin shushed his daughter "Marron, knock it off. Daddy doesn't want to die again." "But his face looked funny." "Marron!" Gohan hopped off the second story house and cuddled Vegeta. Even though Vegeta complains about his own shortness sometimes, he loves it when Gohan's height smothers him. All, the advantage he can do to him like this. "Is that a.. yes?" "Yes! Yes! I want to." Master Roshi spoke "I wish Goku were still here to see this." Piccolo chuckled "Gohan getting married, or Vegeta's funny faces." "I heard that green man!" Gohan giggled at his fiance's comment. "Gohan, do you want to go celebrate inside." Vegeta winked at him. Master Roshi interrupted "I don't want my house destroyed Vegeta!" "Fine! Gohan get naked were gonna do it in the water instead." "Wha..!?" 18 spoke "And that's our cue to leave. Let's go inside Marron. "But Mommy I wanna see what they do in the water." "No you don't!" Gohan asked "Geta, what if there's sharks or dolphins in the water?" "Like that's gonna happen."
*End of the video*
Krillin commented "Then the next day we only ate shark." The team were faced the other way, now holding their laugh. Vegeta blushed furiously "Oh come on!"
Meanwhile Yamcha was sound asleep on his coffee table next to two glasses of wine. "Geta, what if there's sharks or dolphins in the water?" "Like that's gonna happen." Bulma just finished the video on Yamcha's laptop. She stood there for a while. She couldn't believe what she saw. Vegeta in a suit, singing, wedding proposal, sex… He never did these things with her. Except the sex, but.. he was never that enthusiastic when she wanted to have fun with him. Bulma grabbed her glass of wine, and starts guzzling down the whole thing. She sets the empty glass on the coffee table and rests her head on her arm. Feeling she didn't drink enough she snatches the bottle and drinks more. She re winded the video a couple times to the part where Gohan hugs Vegeta to torture herself with the image of Vegeta grabbing Gohan. She still has some wine left in the bottle. Angry towards the video, Bulma starts turning the bottle until it was completely upside down letting the rest of the wine splash down upon Yamcha's laptop. After she finished soaking the laptop, she closes it, and thinks for a moment. She then remembered her only son still home. "Trunks! *hic* I can't *hic* let him out of my sight." She picks up her things including her sleeping tablets. She then puts on her shoes, and walks to the door. Before she could leave she turned to look at Yamcha still "asleep". "Oh, Yamcha. Poor, poor, *hic* poor pathetic Yamcha. Couldn't save Vegeta. You never save anyone. *hic* What good are you?" After that she leaves the apartment.
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DUH, DAH!
Chi Chi raging 8:00 a.m
Chi Chi walks into the police station, and quickly walks in the elevator. She waits as the elevator rises. The elevators dings, and opens it's doors. She already saw Vegeta sitting in front of Olivia's desk. Vegeta noticed Chi Chi coming out of the elevator and greeted her "Morning." Chi Chi scowled at Vegeta. She quickly walks towards him, and starts punching him "Why!?" *crack* Vegeta protected himself "Do you have to *crack* exist! *crack* If you monsters never came to this planet in the first place *crack* my Gohan would still be alive!" *crack* Olivia held Chi Chi's fists "What's going on!?" Chi Chi snatched her fists away from Olivia "When will you police arrest him?" "Mrs. Son we talked about this. Vegeta was only a suspect." "Was?" "He was engaged to Gohan." Chi Chi stood her ground "No he wasn't! He stalked my son! He harassed him!" "Mrs. Son we have proof they were going out, and engaged" Vegeta interrupted "Even the kids in my neighborhood talk about it. Sometimes they sing it whenever they see me or Gohan." Chi Chi retorted back "You, shut your trap!"
A mother walked in with her 6 year old little girl to the station to report a robbery in her apartment. The small girl looked around and recognized Vegeta. She spoke to her mother in her native tongue "Mama, ahi esta Vegeta. Puedo decir hola?" Her mother replied "No mas di hola, luego regresas okay." Her daughter nodded yes and walked over to where Vegeta is at. "Vegeta!" Vegeta looked to see his neighbor girl walking up to him Olivia asked "who's this?" Vegeta replied "She's my neighbor's kid. Val what are you doing here? My Mom brought me here. I just came to say hi. Is Gohan with you?" A moment of silence came. Vegeta replied "I'll tell you about it later. Go back to your Mom, looks like she's waiting for you." "Okay. Tell Gohan I said hi." She smiled, and skipped away. While she was skipping to her mother she sang a tune "
Vegeta and Gohan sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Gohan with a baby carriage. That's not all, that's not all here comes baby doing Martial arts. That's not all, that's not all here comes baby doing a Kamehameha!" Chi Chi growled, and raised her voice to that child's mother "Ma'am can you shut your kid's mouth!" Val's mother was startled, then scowled towards Chi Chi "No te enojes abuela! Asi es como agarras mas arrugas en la cara!" "What did you say!" Val's mother carried Val and walked quickly to the next room mumbling to herself "Que chingados le pasa a esta vieja loca?" Chi Chi started sobbing "This is all your fault! I can't even have a peaceful funeral for my Gohan with you around. All the judges refuse to give me a restraining order against you!" Olivia asked "Really?"
*Flashback*
"Okay ma'am were almost done with your restraining order. Now tell us, who's the person you want this restraining order against." Chi Chi was finally relieved to earn some sort of justice. She happily replied to the judge "Vegeta Briefs sir." "Okay, Vegeta Brie… The judge paused for a moment, then spoke "I'm sorry I think I heard wrong. Can you repeat the name again." Chi Chi answered again "Vegeta Briefs." The judge put down his pen and questioned Chi Chi "Ma'am do you know the person, you're giving that restraining order against?" Chi Chi raised her voice a bit "Yes I do. Is there a problem?" The judge questioned her again "Ma'am are you trying to kill us?" "Excuse me!?" "Do you know that man can destroy our planet with his rage anytime he wants?" "I don't care about this planet! I don't want him near my son's funeral!" "Look. Just because you don't appreciate the life of others, doesn't give you the right to throw the whole planet under the bus." The judge raised his gavel "Restraining order declined!" *Thump!* "What!?" The judge stood up "Now excuse me I have to go warn all the other judges before you ask them."
*End of flashback*
Vegeta smirks "That explains why my boss gave me a raise this morning." Olivia asks Vegeta "Your boss knows?" "I guess it's on the news now." Olivia turned the television on. "Local judge saved the entire planet from being destroyed. Sir, do you have any comments that you want to say to the entire planet?" The judge replied "I'd like to thank all the judges from around the world who've helped me convince the Supreme Court (which only took about five minutes) to save the Earth from Vegeta's rage." Olivia spoke "If only they pushed laws that quickly." Chi Chi balled her fists "Now no one will take my case if it involves Vegeta Briefs!." Vegeta interrupted again "I'm not even a Briefs anymore remember. I'm divorced." Chi Chi slapped Vegeta's face "Now I have to wash my hands because of you! I'm leaving!" While she was walking out, she noticed Yamcha coming out the elevator with coffee. She walked near him and smacked his coffee out of his hands, which caused him to be splashed with piping hot coffee. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" The other cops saw what happened and helped him clean up. One cop asked him "Sorry about your coffee sir. Do you want us to buy you a cup?" Yamcha replied "No, no, it's alright."
In case if anyone didn't understand the spanish parts, here are the translations.
Mama, ahi esta Vegeta. Puedo decir hola? : Mom, Vegeta's here. Can I say hi?
No mas di hola, luego regresas okay : Just say hi, then come back okay
No te enojes abuela! Asi es como agarras mas arrugas en la cara! : Don't get angry grandma! That's how you get more wrinkles on your face!
Que chingados le pasa a esta vieja loca? : What the fuck is wrong with that crazy lady?