10 Reasons Why Rose Nymphadora Weasley Annoys The Hell Out Of Fred Weasley
By: The Amazing Fred Weasley
1. Rosie is beautiful. Uncle Ron told James, Louis, Albus and me to take care of her. 'Take care of her' means: DO NOT LET EVEN ONE BLOKE LOOK AT HER. So, Rosie being beautiful is a really tough part of our "job".
2. Rosie is fiery. She is hot-tempered. I wonder who she got it from, eh? Haha.
3. Rosie is determined. To hex my balls when James and I play a prank on her. (Aaah!Rose! Stop! I was kidding!) So, erm… Rosie does NOT try to hex my balls….
4. Rosie is a genius. She is a little conniving Weasel who is a genius when it comes to school, mischiefs, retaliations, and making cute puppy dog eyes at Uncle Ron when she has done something wrong. Lucky girl… (Stop smirking, you evil girl.)
5. Rosie has curves. Curves that most blokes in Hogwarts talk about. Whether I am in the vicinity or not… which is really disturbing. Annoying curves. They give me nightmares!
6. Rosie is good at Quidditch. She loves Quidditch because of Uncle Ron. And, she's really good, which is extremely annoying. (STOP TELLING EVERYONE I SAID THAT, ROOOOSE!)
7. Rosie has a crush. Hahahahaha, she has a cruuuuush! On a blonde ferret! (OW. ROSE!)
8. Rosie stares at her crush. I may vomit. So, let's just move on. Thank you.
9. Rosie is slow. She is like a sloth when it comes to blokes. Anyway, it's not that annoying; it makes my "job" easier. But still… the way they ogle each other… It makes me want to just… push them and make them snog each other… without me in the same area of course…
10. Rosie is not snogging him yet. And I cannot wait to sing: Rosie and Scorpius sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! *wipes a fake tear* (OWWWW! MY MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WANTED BODY PART IS GONE! ROOOOOOOOSE! Give it back!)
P.S. I am more amazing than James, Albus or Louis.
How was it? I wanted Fred to be more of a funny person, like his Dad. :) Hope you liked it, though!
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PS. Hope you check out my story: Arranged Marriage ;) Thanks!
~ferretsmatewithweasels