Hola America~
You're not sleeping? That's not good! You can come over to my house if you want!
Dude, si... you were a complete douche. Especially to Nicaragua. That may be why she hates you... you DID embargo her in the 1980's. But at least she isn't like Cuba who threatened to send bombs back you way, si?
...don't even mention Inglaterra...
Pfft, ME? Control NICARAGUA? That's like asking Belarus to stop stalking Russia or for Russia to stop acting creepy... TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE. she's a lot stronger than me and even I can admit that. Plus she actuallly is bipolar...
I know~ that's one thing I have over Nicaragua. I actually USE my environment for tourism. Maybe her economy wouldn't be in the crapper if she actually listened to my ideas for once.
Costa Rica (Francisco Salas)
P.S. I'm a dude, Alfred. why else would my human name be Francisco...
Cisco,
Thanks for the offer, but I'm fine, dude. I'm almost done (kind of) so I'll catch up on some sleep later.
Anyways...-
...Yeh.
...
...So your sister's seriously bipolar? She just seems really crazy to me. Never really seen her nice side. Only, like, once, man.
Once.
ONCE.
ONE FREAKIN' TIME.
That's it. No more. Pffft.
And yeah, maybe her economy WOULD be better if she listened. Maybe.
-America Alfred 'Ffff...Can't think of More Weird Middle Names' Jones
P.S. I don't know...I met a girl once named Francisco...It was crazy.
America,
I'm...Sorry. there I said it. And I'm NOT crazy. If anyone's crazy, it's Belize, who talks to the air and makes horrible food. He was raised by Inglaterra...
Anyway, my boss thinks I should connect more with other countries, and sadly, you were one of them. And once again, I'm not crazy. I'm bipolar. There's a difference. You meddle way too much in my life, you know that, right?
Nicaragua (Luisa Rodriguez)
P.S. my boss is making me write to you more, so lo siento, but you're still gonna have to deal with me.
Nicaragua,
OH LOOK...it's your nicer side...
Kind of.
...Pffft. It'd be even nicer, if you didn't mention England in your letter, though. I already have to write to him (I can see his letter sticking out in the pile I have right from where I'm at) and having to see him mentioned makes me feel...irritated. I usually don't feel that way, so it's probably just lack of sleep and stuff.
Too much work.
And I meddle in everyones life, so don't feel flattered~.
-America Alfred 'Fuck Yeah! I'm awesome!' Jones
P.S. FFFFUUUU-
Dear America,
First of all, I'd like to say I LOVE YOU! I am proud to be one of your citizens, so keep being your awesome cute heroic self!
Second, what are your opinions on this year's upcoming presidential elections? I know Obama's running again, but I don't know which Republican would run against him.
That Gaddafi guy needs to go. I've heard that not even Russia wants him in Libya, and that says something. I wish NATO would hurry up and boot him out already.
Congratulations on killing Osama bin Laden. I know it's old news, but I'm still glad that prick got what karma owed him. ^-^
I think that's all for now.
Sincerely,
Angi
Angi,
Well!
FIRST. Thank you, Angi. I'm glad you're proud to be one of out of the many AWESOME citizens I have! Thanks!
And I don't really have an opinion. Well, I actually do, of course, but that's really something for the boss-man and the others to deal with, ya know? Politics is something I guess we really need for this country here to remain...
FREE.
I just hope that the elections don't bring up tension. I usually worry about that everytime that comes up. My citizens DO get pretty diverse when it comes to opinions.
And yeh, the guy does need to go.
Freakin' Russia...neh.
And thanks again, I guess. But just because he's gone, it doesn't necessarily mean that the war's over. It kind of is, but there's still some... cleaning up to do, I guess. Can't really explain it clearly.
It's pretty awesome that you actually know about this stuff! Some of my citizens don't even bother to read or watch the news. I kind of wouldn't too...
But I'm the hero and I'm always informed of what's going on!
-USA Alfred F. Jones
Dear ... Dad,
It always feels weird whenever I say that... I'm Michigan, and YOU BETTER HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ME LIKE YOU FORGET UNCLE MATT! ...
Seriously, why does everyone forget me?
... not my point of this letter... Hi...
Alicia Jones, Michigan
Licia,
Hey! It shouldn't feel weird! I'm your dad, and I remember you just like I remember my bro. I don't forget him either.
...
I DON'T.
And if you speak up, I'm sure more people will notice you, yo. Maybe.
Oh...'hi' right back at ya. ^_^
Love,
Dad
Hi Dad!
Wisconsin here. It's awesome that you're writing letters, too. I know some of us states have been for a little while.
What's this I hear about a family reunion? That sound's pretty fun.
Your awesome daughter,
Ella A. Beilschmidt (Wisconsin)
El,
I HAVE heard that some of you've been sending letters. It's awesome!
Well I guess it's just super bombin' that I could start this far out stuff too!
And has Nina told you about it yet? I'm planning on all of us reunioning...or whatever...soon! So that way I can see you guys all in the same place again.
Don't exactly know when, though.
Maybe on my birthday?
That'd be AWESOME, YO! It'd blow everyone's mind. Only thing bad about it is that it's, like, a month away. Aw. And I'd also have to ask boss to change dates and stuff for my next break...
Love,
Your Awesome Dad
Dear América,
Olá ~! How are you doing? I hope you're doing well. Well, it looks like you're doing well from how exuberant the tone of your letter comes off as. Ha ha~
Anyways, I have a small question for you. WHY THE HELL DO 60% OF AMERICANS THINK I AM A PROVINCE OF SPAIN? I get it, he and I are siblings and both located on the Iberian Peninsula. Desculpe, I just get irritated by that.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful day. Adeus.
Sincerely,
Portugal (Silvia Dias)
Portugal,
Heya! Yeah, I AM doing well. I guess it's pretty obvious, dude. Didn't notice before, you know? It's just the way I always act.
But that's totally a good thing.
And I seriously don't know why my citizens think that, man...You know, at least, you know, at least the OTHER 40% know what you are.
Better that than nothing.
And I'm right on that.
Because I'm the hero.
The hero's always right.
And it's alright. If I got mistaken for a province, I'd get pretty ticked off too.
And hey! Hero says you have a wonderful day too, yo.
Aren't I just so epic?
-United States of America Alfred F. Jones
Dear Dad,
It's me. Your daughter... Arizona. How's it goin? Utah told me I had to write to you... You know how "persuasive" she can be.
With Love,
Sophia Mia Garcia-Jones
Arizona
Soph,
Hi, Sophia! I'm doing good. I've been getting TONS of letters from other nations, and your brothers and sisters, yo. I'm still not even done with the list. How are you?
And...how come you didn't take the time to write to me without being told to by your sister?
...Am I horrible dad? ...
Love,
Dad
P.S. Seriously, though, am I...?
Dear Daddy,
Will you tell North Dakota to stop being such a jerkwad. He keeps trying to say that his states is bigger in size and population then mine, just because he's taller then me, and that's only because he's like five days older then me.
Love,
Montana AKA Melora R. Jones
Mel,
ND's just a bit...
idk, ...He's a bit...
I can't describe him. But just know that ND's just himself and that no matter what he's gonna do it's always gonna end up with him acting like a 'jerkwad' towards you.
A lot of you guys act that way, actually.
Haha! I'm not saying you guys are jerkwads. I'm just saying...
. . .
Yeh, I think you know what I mean, yo.
But anyways, yeah I'll tell him.
Love,
Dad
Dear McDumb,
hi! it's me Connecticut! ( you remember me right?... the one that invented the hamburgers?)
anyways, how come one of my cities is on the top ten most dangerous cities in the country? My cities won' t go commie bastard styled!
Also, beware cuz Iggy is drunk again in one of my pubs- I mean bars..
please don't forget me! I'm not vermont either!
Paula Williams-Kirkland-Bonneyfoy-Jones
The State of Connecticut
P.S. um, why is commie bastard at my house? O.o
PAAAAula,
Tis not nice to call your dad names~. You shouldn't be doing it. Only if they're NICE, really.
NICE names.
NICE, AWESOME, EPIC
HEROIC
names.
And why is England at your bars? Why'd you almost call it a pub? Why? Why, WHY, WHY, WHY-
WHY THE HELL IS COMMIE-DOUCHE AT YOUR HOUSE? !
You're not lying to me, are you? I'll kick his ass out if you want me to. I'll go there even if Boss says NO! I don't like him!
Love,
Dad
P.S. I know you're not Vermont. You're Connecticut! And about the city thing- I'll help make it better, I PROMISE!
Alfred's gunna SNAP, HE'S GONNA SNAP, GONNA SNAP-!
:D Sorry, I'm listening to Slipknot right now. xD Crazy stuff. But seriously. He's gonna snap. I figured he would (but then again, I'm not REALLY, America...or am I? O.o) because...okay, I'll be honest, I don't actually read or watch the news that much. . Had to do some research. So I might be a bit off.
I figured he'd just snap, you know, just a bit, from all the work and stuff going on. idk. I could be REALLY off. I just wanted to do things a bit my way. Mistake~. :D
But...who knows? Maybe I'm right and while I'm sleeping tonight, England gets attacked in some way, shape or form by America. Be it by words or a really tiny mini-nuke. xD
Ooops~. I meant Russia.
...
No, I mean both.
evemiliana: Hm~...Wow, you learn something new everyday, huh...? xD ~mainly that was kinda just a rhetorical question. xD didn't know if you knew because someone I know has gotten confused like that before o_o~
Sorairo: T-T Is it bad that I didn't even know where Portugal even existed until less than a year ago? I didn't even have a chance of thinking that Portugal was a province of Spain. -_-' I actually barely even knew the world map (I only really knew about North America) all that much until about a year ago, too...Sad.