Dear Fanfiction Writers Sincerely, Characters of Sherlock

by The Mad Writer of Brooklyn

Tired of the odd and sometimes terrifying stories we fanficiton writers write about them, the characters of BBC's Sherlock decide to write the Fanfiction community letters complaining of their various storylines. And remember, every time you R&R a Unicorn puppy is born

6. Irene Adler

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Okay, so you all either hate me or love me, whatever! But no matter what any of you say, I am in fact the first and only person to every attract Sherlock Holmes, so eat dirt. And stop referring to me as the "bitch who kept Sherlock from John for so long." But then again, at least you acknowledge me unlike many writers who ignore my existence!

And I don't even understand why you idiots think that just because I am a dominatrix means my father was abusive towards me. Is that the staple of every character with even the slightest bit of personality? My papa was a wonderful man.

I mean, if you looked like me and had a powerful sex drive, wouldn't you use it to make a job out of it? I've everything: adventure, sex, money, clothes and the world's only consulting detective is in love with me! How could I be miserable?

However, I do love some of the more steamy fics, they've given me plenty of very…creative ideas, to say the least.

Irene Adler.

PS: Yes, I totally would be down to a threesome with Moriarty and Sherlock. Wouldn't that be delicious?!