Arioch:
1. Ask her why a beautiful woman such as herself is still single
2. Ask her how her family is
3. Take out your wallet and show her pictures of your kids, naming and describing each one with lots of detail
4. Tell her that she has won the "Mother of the Year" award
5. Tell her that her children and husband "never really died"
6. Give her papers that say she can legally adopt Seere
7. Change all her meals so she is a vegetarian
8. Give her directions to imaginary orphanages in the middle of the ocean or desert
9. Every time you go into battle, cry "Save the Children!"
10. Walk by a school on the first day at recess time, pointing and saying "Look at that chubby one!"