Hiya.

Ok first of this chapter is not meant to cause offence but I think I've held this back too long, without another chapter. Now, I give you...

Disclaimer: I don't own.

Thanks to Arysthae for betaing.

I hop on the bus that goes to wherever I'm going. I just gave the bus driver the GPS address and asked him to drop me off there. He seemed a bit angry about it but it's just his normal face. Anyway I found out that this bus is going there. LUCKY ME! Because sadly I haven't got my hover bike yet but it's on the way I ordered it from . They said it should be here soon but sadly it keeps being put back, I don't know why.

I dose off dreaming about being a red bunny and having blonde hair. I wake up after a yellow bunny and a green bunny tell me I'm fat.

I get off and walk towards my meeting place, Costa Coffee; The world's best coffee shop, but I did have a fight with Helen over the phone about that. She wanted to meet at KFC and tried to fool me by telling me that they sell coffee but I'mwaytoo smart to be fooled.

I walk in and go over to her

"Hi Helen."

"Oh hello, Sapphire, lovely to see you. Do sit down, dear."

"Why, thank you?"

I sit down across her. She doesn't look anything like I imagined. I expected some alien who'd be able to read my thoughts. She looked pretty normal. Then she opened her mouth.

"So, what do you want me to give you, so I can keep stalking you?"

"All the episodes of the best show ever!" I answered.

"OK, I can give you all the Care Bears DVDs, I have the boxset."

"Care Bears, really? I was talking about 'Totally Spies'! They are way better!"

"Would you mind if I change that to Care Bears? I'm slightly bankrupt..." she asked. I stared. Surely if she was writing about MY life, it would be an insta-success?

"YES! I would!"

"Oh well, I guess the readers will be sad. I'll have to write book five about other characters..." she looked genuinely disappointed, but if I didn't get Totally Spies, she was NOT going to be able to creep out and stalk me.

"Okay, as long as I get half of the money you've got for selling the books."

She looked very reluctant. I supposed that she seemed bankrupt, but I wasn't easily fooled. I was Sapphire the Invincible! "...Deal." she said after a few moments.

I brought out a contract that Conor had made me take and made her sign it. That was that problem sorted. Now, what would Faro say about all of this...

The End.

Thanks for all the reviews if you hadn't reviewed this would have never been a humor fic. Thanks soooooooo much. Also I'm starting another ingo fic(Yes you will never get rid of me Hahahahaha) it's going to be called Here Lies. So read it or I'll get Rainbow to turn you into a Brony even if your a girl (more Ha's later)

Bye!