Heyo! I just wanted to reply back to a review I got.
To Katie: Makuro isn't Hiei's "girlfriend", Hiei is actually her heir or apprentice....whatever of that. Botan and Hiei is a possiblity! You never know.
Anyways, now that I'm done with that, time to back track.
Backtrack:"You know if you look closely, Botan looks like she has sharp teeth." Kuwabara noted. Kurama nodded while Hiei went into the kitchen to find a ketchup bottle.
Well, read and review! Ja!
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It was a few more weeks until Hiei got out of his ketchup phase. It was now a whole two months since Hiei moves in, and everyone was use to coming inside Botan's apartment and seeing something werid going on. Today, though, Botan and Hiei were in the living room. Botan was leafing through catlogs while Hiei rested on the couch, half listening to what Botan was saying to him.
"We should go shopping one day, Hiei. I was looking through your clothes, and all you have is black. That's pretty sad....Hiei?!"
[Why the hell were you looking through my clothes?!] Botan looked at him.
(Because I wash everything but your boxers. YOU can wash those.) Hiei grunted and Botan continued to talk.
"Besides, you need a little color in your life. Go take a shower and we'll go to the mall." Botan stacked her magazines together and pushed them to the side. "Get up and un-dress yourself!"
....
"You know what I mean, baka!" Hiei dodged a thick magazine and went into his room while Botan went to her own room. Everything was silent for a moment, then the sound of water turning on. Then another faucet turning on, and then-
"Botan?! Where are you? Keiko got mad at me today, so I'll stay in your house for a while." Yusuke hollered as he barged into the apartment. "Botan? I thinking you're showering....I guess Hiei went somewhere huh?" Yusuke threw himself on the couch and yawned, stretching his arms...
Bam!
"Oh shi-" Yusuke hurried on his knees to pick up the shards of the lamp that broke off. "Botan's going to kill me..."
*
Bam!
Hiei looked at the door from the curtains. [What did you do.] He asked Botan. He continued to rinse the shampoo from his hair, but kept his eyes at the door. Ditzy Botan... Hiei sighed.
(What are you talking about, Hiei?! I'm in the shower!)
[Really?] Hiei peeked out the bathroom curtains.
(Not in your bathroom. I have my own, bigger and better one.) Hiei put the water at full blast for a moment and turned it off, grabbed a towel, and then picked up his katana.
[This is no time for bragging!]
(Right!) Slowly, Hiei crept out of the bathroom and into his room. He could hear the clinking of glass outside.
[Theifs.]
"Theifs?!" Hiei almost yelped in suprise. Botan was standing right next to him, also in a towel.
"Holy crap, woman! How the hell did you get here?" Hiei hissed. Botan wagged her finger.
"Secrets of a ferry girl. Now, on three let's kick this theifs butt!" Botan was carrying a back scrubber. "One...two...three!"
POW!
"I'M SORRY BOTAN!" Yusuke yelped, sheilding his arm's infront of him.
"Yusuke?!" Hiei and Botan said in suprise.
"Hiei?! Botan?!" Yusuke looked at them. Two people, in towels, and dripping wet.... "OH MY GOD! HIEI AND BOTAN ARE TAKING A SHOWER! TOGETHER!"
"WHAT?!" Hiei and Botan looked at each other. They went wide eyed, as if they just noticed they were almost naked. They blushed and looked away embarassed. Botan recovered first.
"YUSUKE!" She yelled. "What happened to my lamp!?"
...
"It doesn't matter anymore! You two are already having naked baths!" Yusuke shutted up at the glower of the two people infront of him. "Is Keiko calling me?" Yusuke ran like the wind.
"Yusuke!" Botan sighed. "How many people don't know I have another bathroom?!"
Hiei looked at Botan, Botan looked at Hiei.
"Maybe we can catch up to him and kill him before he tells anyone." Hiei suggested. Botan nodded.
"I'll get dressed and get some rope."
"Do we still have to go to the-" Hiei spat out the word. "mall?"
"Yes."
"Da-...darn."
*
"Hey Hiei, try this shirt on!"
"No."
"What about this one?"
"No."
"This black one?"
"Maybe." Botan sighed in dispair.
"If all you are going to choose is black, we might as well get some black dye!"
"Sure, why not."
"Arg!" Botan grabbed a whole fist of clothes and handed them to Hiei. "Try these on or I swear I'll slip some food coloring into your clothes!"
Hiei took a quick run through at the clothes. Nothing but bright colors. "You can't make me." Hiei protested. At that moment, Hiei remembered a word he heard from the news. Kurama never got around to telling him what it was. "MOLESTER!" Hiei said loudly. Botan gasped in suprise as people started to look their way.
"Hiei!" Botan hissed. "You never, EVER say that outloud....only when it is true!"
Hiei smirked. "Then I don't have to wear the clothes."
"Hiei.."
"MOLESTER."
"Fine!" Hiei smirked in victory, but...
"Excuse me." Botan and Hiei turned around to see a sale's lady. "We have to escort you out of our store, at the moment."
Botan blushed in embarassment. "Right."
As they walked, more and more people stared. Hiei didn't even noticed. Finally, after they were a distance from the store....
"I'll kill you." Botan said, dripping her voice with poison. Botan lean forward as if to threaten him....
"See?! They're kissing right now!" Botan jumped back at the voice. Hiei looked at her.
"Yusuke." They said in unison. Sure enough, Yusuke, Keiko, Yukina, Kuwabara, Koenma, and even Kurama stood watching them. They walked over to Hiei and Botan once they noticed.
Kuwabara grinned. "Who knew shorty had it in him."
Hiei glared at him, but the remark's just kept coming. "How come you didn't tell us!" Keiko said.
"Yes, why didn't you?" Kurama said, amused.
"Shut up." Hiei spat. "We're not together!"
"Then why were you taking a shower together?" Keiko asked.
"I have another restroom." Botan explained.
"How come we didn't know any this 'other' restroom?" Yusuke demanded to know.
"Because two people never had to use the restroom at the same time!" Botan replied.
Kuwabara pointed a finger at her. "How do YOU know?"
Botan sighed. "Shut up, Kuwabara. Let's go, Hiei. We'll find you some more dark clothes." The group watched as Botan and Hiei left without another word.
"Let's see if she's lying." Yusuke said excitedly. Kurama shook his head. "Fine, but I am! I think I'll hid a camera or something in her house."
Kuwabara jumped at the chance, but the girls were not impressed. "That's an invasion of Botan's privacy!" Yukina said.
"Fine, no camera." Yusuke groaned. "I guess we're going to have to do this the non-digitalized way. Let's follow them!"
_
Well, read and review! JA!
To Katie: Makuro isn't Hiei's "girlfriend", Hiei is actually her heir or apprentice....whatever of that. Botan and Hiei is a possiblity! You never know.
Anyways, now that I'm done with that, time to back track.
Backtrack:"You know if you look closely, Botan looks like she has sharp teeth." Kuwabara noted. Kurama nodded while Hiei went into the kitchen to find a ketchup bottle.
Well, read and review! Ja!
_
It was a few more weeks until Hiei got out of his ketchup phase. It was now a whole two months since Hiei moves in, and everyone was use to coming inside Botan's apartment and seeing something werid going on. Today, though, Botan and Hiei were in the living room. Botan was leafing through catlogs while Hiei rested on the couch, half listening to what Botan was saying to him.
"We should go shopping one day, Hiei. I was looking through your clothes, and all you have is black. That's pretty sad....Hiei?!"
[Why the hell were you looking through my clothes?!] Botan looked at him.
(Because I wash everything but your boxers. YOU can wash those.) Hiei grunted and Botan continued to talk.
"Besides, you need a little color in your life. Go take a shower and we'll go to the mall." Botan stacked her magazines together and pushed them to the side. "Get up and un-dress yourself!"
....
"You know what I mean, baka!" Hiei dodged a thick magazine and went into his room while Botan went to her own room. Everything was silent for a moment, then the sound of water turning on. Then another faucet turning on, and then-
"Botan?! Where are you? Keiko got mad at me today, so I'll stay in your house for a while." Yusuke hollered as he barged into the apartment. "Botan? I thinking you're showering....I guess Hiei went somewhere huh?" Yusuke threw himself on the couch and yawned, stretching his arms...
Bam!
"Oh shi-" Yusuke hurried on his knees to pick up the shards of the lamp that broke off. "Botan's going to kill me..."
*
Bam!
Hiei looked at the door from the curtains. [What did you do.] He asked Botan. He continued to rinse the shampoo from his hair, but kept his eyes at the door. Ditzy Botan... Hiei sighed.
(What are you talking about, Hiei?! I'm in the shower!)
[Really?] Hiei peeked out the bathroom curtains.
(Not in your bathroom. I have my own, bigger and better one.) Hiei put the water at full blast for a moment and turned it off, grabbed a towel, and then picked up his katana.
[This is no time for bragging!]
(Right!) Slowly, Hiei crept out of the bathroom and into his room. He could hear the clinking of glass outside.
[Theifs.]
"Theifs?!" Hiei almost yelped in suprise. Botan was standing right next to him, also in a towel.
"Holy crap, woman! How the hell did you get here?" Hiei hissed. Botan wagged her finger.
"Secrets of a ferry girl. Now, on three let's kick this theifs butt!" Botan was carrying a back scrubber. "One...two...three!"
POW!
"I'M SORRY BOTAN!" Yusuke yelped, sheilding his arm's infront of him.
"Yusuke?!" Hiei and Botan said in suprise.
"Hiei?! Botan?!" Yusuke looked at them. Two people, in towels, and dripping wet.... "OH MY GOD! HIEI AND BOTAN ARE TAKING A SHOWER! TOGETHER!"
"WHAT?!" Hiei and Botan looked at each other. They went wide eyed, as if they just noticed they were almost naked. They blushed and looked away embarassed. Botan recovered first.
"YUSUKE!" She yelled. "What happened to my lamp!?"
...
"It doesn't matter anymore! You two are already having naked baths!" Yusuke shutted up at the glower of the two people infront of him. "Is Keiko calling me?" Yusuke ran like the wind.
"Yusuke!" Botan sighed. "How many people don't know I have another bathroom?!"
Hiei looked at Botan, Botan looked at Hiei.
"Maybe we can catch up to him and kill him before he tells anyone." Hiei suggested. Botan nodded.
"I'll get dressed and get some rope."
"Do we still have to go to the-" Hiei spat out the word. "mall?"
"Yes."
"Da-...darn."
*
"Hey Hiei, try this shirt on!"
"No."
"What about this one?"
"No."
"This black one?"
"Maybe." Botan sighed in dispair.
"If all you are going to choose is black, we might as well get some black dye!"
"Sure, why not."
"Arg!" Botan grabbed a whole fist of clothes and handed them to Hiei. "Try these on or I swear I'll slip some food coloring into your clothes!"
Hiei took a quick run through at the clothes. Nothing but bright colors. "You can't make me." Hiei protested. At that moment, Hiei remembered a word he heard from the news. Kurama never got around to telling him what it was. "MOLESTER!" Hiei said loudly. Botan gasped in suprise as people started to look their way.
"Hiei!" Botan hissed. "You never, EVER say that outloud....only when it is true!"
Hiei smirked. "Then I don't have to wear the clothes."
"Hiei.."
"MOLESTER."
"Fine!" Hiei smirked in victory, but...
"Excuse me." Botan and Hiei turned around to see a sale's lady. "We have to escort you out of our store, at the moment."
Botan blushed in embarassment. "Right."
As they walked, more and more people stared. Hiei didn't even noticed. Finally, after they were a distance from the store....
"I'll kill you." Botan said, dripping her voice with poison. Botan lean forward as if to threaten him....
"See?! They're kissing right now!" Botan jumped back at the voice. Hiei looked at her.
"Yusuke." They said in unison. Sure enough, Yusuke, Keiko, Yukina, Kuwabara, Koenma, and even Kurama stood watching them. They walked over to Hiei and Botan once they noticed.
Kuwabara grinned. "Who knew shorty had it in him."
Hiei glared at him, but the remark's just kept coming. "How come you didn't tell us!" Keiko said.
"Yes, why didn't you?" Kurama said, amused.
"Shut up." Hiei spat. "We're not together!"
"Then why were you taking a shower together?" Keiko asked.
"I have another restroom." Botan explained.
"How come we didn't know any this 'other' restroom?" Yusuke demanded to know.
"Because two people never had to use the restroom at the same time!" Botan replied.
Kuwabara pointed a finger at her. "How do YOU know?"
Botan sighed. "Shut up, Kuwabara. Let's go, Hiei. We'll find you some more dark clothes." The group watched as Botan and Hiei left without another word.
"Let's see if she's lying." Yusuke said excitedly. Kurama shook his head. "Fine, but I am! I think I'll hid a camera or something in her house."
Kuwabara jumped at the chance, but the girls were not impressed. "That's an invasion of Botan's privacy!" Yukina said.
"Fine, no camera." Yusuke groaned. "I guess we're going to have to do this the non-digitalized way. Let's follow them!"
_
Well, read and review! JA!