Chapter 6
Disclaimer:
Sara: We do not own Percy Jackson. *makes sad face*
Yolonda: but mark my words, we will! Someday, even if it is the death of me!
Sara: Overly dramatic much?
Yolonda's POV
We were all watching the dares on Hephaestus TV. This was hilarious! I was so touched that none of the gods chickened out of the dares Sara and I had submitted. Okay, dramatic act over. I was really laughing too hard to feel anything! I mean seriously, Zeus finally admitted having the bunny! Which he named: . I know because Zeus picked me to take care of while he went to Egypt for a month to visit his best friend, Anubis. He says he didn't name the bunny, but he "accidentally" gave me the adoption papers, and back then, the bunny's name was Chester. It was getting around the part were Hera would turn into a cow. Annabeth looked really excited. We showed Annabeth our list before we submitted what was on it. She liked the idea of Hera being turned into a cow. We watched Poseidon go to the underworld; Hera should be going next, and… Hestia skipped right over Hera and Hades dares! What was going on? Maybe Hestia didn't see those cards? Or Hermes dropped them? Then I realized, I had forgotten to submit them! How could I be so stupid? Sara and Annabeth realized the same thing I did. As soon as the Iris message showing the dares ended, I walked up to the box, along with the normal herd of excited kids, and wrote down "Hera must be turned into a cow for a day" and "Hades must put on yellow face paint and wear a sunflower costume" and put them in the box. Now they had to do the dares! Sara walked up with her list. She started writing things down and dropping them in the box. I looked at one. "Dionysus must put on a yellow chicken suit and dance in front of all the demigods" Nice dare, I thought. I smiled. I taught Sara so well in the art of revenge. Sara gave me her list of dares. I noticed they were all for Dionysus. I knew why. Dionysus pushed Sara and me off a cliff yesterday when we were comparing battle strategies for the capture the flag game tomorrow. Thank MOST of the gods that Chiron was looking for us because we were late for the campfire sing along, and gave us ambrosia for any broken bones we may or may not have sustained.