Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling. Ditto with Peter and C.S Lewis


Carly had slammed the big topless book of rules on the table

"It says here that if a group of boys are the boyfriends of topless women. they have the right to become topless women themselves. So we dont have to like kill them. We just make em all..topless.."

Everyone stared at her and then each other.

The guys looked frightened.

"er..well ya..i guess thats ok..let the initiation process begin!" exclaimed Rachel

all at once Katy, Carly, Ali, Caitlin, Maggie, and Spaz raced towards their boyfriends and stripped them of their shirts.

"You are now topless women" Rachel said to them

"er..yay?" they replied.

"geez..there letting anyone be topless these days" muttered Ps-Doug

"SHUT UP!" all the girls yelled again

"er so like..we need to like go where there are like..cars..and stuff.." Katy said.

"yes...but where!" carly asked

By Katy

so like the topless women along with their..um..5..new members had a fabulous topless car wash. They made scores and scores and scores of money. I mean you can imagine how many ppl want their cars washed by Topless Women.

"Do you ever feel like breaking down..." played the radio

"OMFG! Can we please listen to something other than Simple Plan?" shouted Michelle.

"er...i have maroon 5 too..." said Katy

"omg..lets just like...go wash cars.." said caitlin

so like they did and made all their fab money
they bought beds (big enough for 2 of course wink) for each of the boyfriends and furnished their rooms accordingly along with the living room.

Another day in the topless world complete..

The next morning all the topless women were woken up to extremely loud banging.

"GET OUTTA THE BATHROOM!" roared a voice from the 4th floor.

The topless women stumbled out of their bedrooms all..groggily..

"what the is goin on?" asked Cody (there)

"...yawn the boys are like..yawn fighting" mumbled Ali

"Go take care of it then. Im going back to bed. I need my beauty sleep." said Doug.

The topless women all went back to their rooms slamming the doors behind them leaving Katy, Ali, and Caitlin standing in the hallway.

They looked at each other, sighed, and started up the stairs to their boyfriends quarters.

BANG BANG

"GET OUTTA THE BATHROOM! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS!" Draco shouted as the girls reached the top of the stairs.

"what the Draco..we were like trying to sleep." said Katy

"Cedric's takin a bath and hes been in there forever. OTHER PPL HAVE TO PEE!" he yelled so cedric could hear them.

Just then Cedric came out of the bathroom wearing only a towel around his waist.

Caitlin and Ali were both immensely happy that they'd been woken up.

"uh oh.." muttered Katy and dragged Draco into the bathroom and away from the scene she knew was about to happen.

Caitlin and Ali took a few moments to simply start at Cedric. That got boring though, so Caitlin lept into Cedric's arms.

"Morning Ceddie!" she chirped. Ali's face grew a shade darker. She jumped on his back..cause like...there was no more room in his arms.

"Cedric, I made you waffles," Ali cooed in his ear. Caitlin reached behind Cedric and pulled Ali's hair, causing her to fall backwards on the floor.

"I made you lobster," Caitlin said, stroking Cedric's hair.

"WTF...who makes lobster for breakfast?" Ali asked, getting off the floor.

Caitlin gasped. "Why Ali..if you knew Cedric at all, you would know lobster is Ceddie's favorite food.."

"OMG, what are you talking about! He told me the other day it was WAFFLES!" Ali yelled.

"No, it's LOBSTER!" Caitlin exclamied. She stepped around Cedric to face Ali. "And even if it WAS waffles, he'd eat my lobster cause you like..suck at cooking and stuff!" Ali gasped. She lunged for Caitlin and tackled her to the ground. As they fought, Cedric silently slipped into his room, and Harry and Ron emerged from theirs.

"Gawsh, who's in the bathroom?" Harry said, completely ignoring Caitlin and Ali fightning and screaming.

"Dunno.." Ron replied as he knocked on the door.

"WAT!" Draco yelled from inside..they could hear Katy giggling.

"WE NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!" Harry yelled.

"...WHAT FOR?" Draco yelled back.

And solike, Draco let them in and Carly woke up in Peter's room

Draco and Katy went off to his bedroom to do like who knows what..and Harry and Ron went into the bathroom together

Cedric, Ali, and Caitlin were in a heap on the floor. Caitlin and Ali were htting each other while Cedric mumbled something about "why me?"