A response to Dolphinrain's review on my other story "Little Moments":
Hey! Like I said before your story sounds great and I would allow you to email it to me but I do not have any other way to contact you to give you my email, and I do not feel comfortable posting my email address in the author's note. IDKY fanfiction will not allow you to have an account with your email address. My suggestion is perhaps you could get a second email address and use that to get a fanfiction account. Other than that all I can say is keep trying. I hope you can get an account soon. I would love to read your story.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the smurfs, or any other characters featured in the series. I also do not own Cavin or the snuggie. (I do have one but I do not own the snuggie company)
Joannie (Jo) Mcrea belongs to CartoonCaster21 and Olivia (Livy) Ashton belongs to me.
Enjoy
Jo: Wazzup party people?
Livy: Were back! Boy do we have a lotta questions to answer.
Jo: I'll say
Livy: Blame Flowerpower71 for being lazy.
Jo: Whats wrong with being lazy? Laziness is awesome
Lazy: (yawn) I'll say zzzzzzzzzz
Johan: Maybe we should get started
Livy: First up is Zinka17 who asks
"Gargamel & Hogatha: Why don't you two just get married already?"
Gargamel:(locked in a cage) Are you mad woman? I could never be married to the likes of that! (points to Hogatha who is also locked in the cage)
Hogatha:(snort snort) And I could never be married to someone with such poor taste in clothing
Gargamel: What's wrong with my clothing?
Hogatha: Nothing (snort snort) if you like rags!
Gargamel: Take that back you snorting swine!
Hogatha: Who are you calling swine you never has been of a wizard?
Gargamel: Well at least I have hair
Peewit: What are you talking about? Your bald!
Gargamel: I have hair on the side of my head! Unlike cue ball here (yanks off Hogatha's wig)
Hogatha: Oh! (snort snort) You'll pay for that you ba-
Jo: Ah shutup! (reaches through the bars and tazzers them with a tazzer)
Livy: Jo!
Jo: What? She was about to cuss and this is a K+ rated story
Livy: Not that the tazzer! Where and how did you get it?
Jo: I know a guy
All: O_0
Livy:(facepalm) I give up! I give up!
"To any characters: What is the most embarrassing that has happened to you? At least five smurfs must answer."
Papa: For me I'd have to say it was the time I miscalculated these two potions and almost smurfed my mushroom on fire. It was embarrassing because my little smurfs are always smurfing on what a great wizard I am and I don't want to let them down.
Livy: Aw cute!
Jo: Yeah...Ok Vanity?
Vanity: There was this one time I was in a rush to get ready and I simply couldn't decide what to wear. So in my rush I accidently grabbed a flower and it totally clashed with my skin tone. Talk about a fashion fo-pah! I'll never make that mistake again.
Jo: Seriously? You are such a diva
Vanity: GASP! Oh no she didn't! (snaps in a Z formation)
Sassette: Oh yes she did
Livy: Clumsy?
Brainy: If we can only narrow it down to one
Hefty:(makes a fist and moves closer to Brainy)
Brainy: (zips his mouth shut)
Clumsy: Golly there's a lot to smurf from. But I guess it would be that one time when I fell down a rabbit hole.
Nat: I remember that. Mrs. Bunny was to to happy about Clumsy waking up her babies.
Papa: It smurfed the whole village to get him free.
Jo: LOL! That's pretty funny.
Clumsy: Gosh it was?
Jo: Yeah!
Livy: Ok, how about Brainy?
Gutsy: If we can only narrow it down te one (immitates Brainy)
Brainy: I for one have never made a mistake in all my sm-
Smurfette: What about the time you broke my vase?
Snappy: Or the time you smurfed you could clean our bunkhouse?
Handy: Or the time you smurfed up my workshop?
Painter: Don't forgetz zee time you re-modeled moi sculpturez and paintingz!
Greedy: Or the time you smurfed into my kitchen to smurf a cake- Yeck!
Sassette: Or the time you smurfed our tails to grow!
Hefty: Or-
Livy: Ok everyone! We only have so much time.
Jo: Trust me we'd love to hear more-lots more- but we gotta move on. Snappy?
Snappy: Why me?
Peewit: Why not?
Snappy: Well...I did say I could smurf a dumbell like Hefty...but that didn't end to well.
Slouchy: I'll say (rubs his head)
Jo: Ouch...well Just for fun Livy what was your most embarrassing moment? (smiles evily at Livy)
Livy: Well I'm kinda clumsy so there's a lot, but I guess I would say the time when Carla Lopez dumped a whole bucket of spaghetti on me in the middle of the lunchroom.
Johan: That's horrible.
Jo: Oh I remember that...Hehe I stuffed a whole bunch of garbage into her locker afterwards. Nobody messes with my bestie and gets away with it.
Livy: :)...We'll my embarrassing moment aside what's YOUR most embarrassing moment Jo? (smiles evily)
Jo: Oh um...I ran into a screen door
Peewit: That's it?
Johan: That's the most embarrassing thing?
Jo: I can have SOME pride! But it was embarrassing because it was at a party and I flattened against the door like Clumsy when Grace launched him into the window.
Clumsy: Oh yeah...
Jokey: That's funny! Hyuk hyuk hyuk
"All smurfs: Why don't you guys wear underwear? I've seen your butts several times when you were wearing nightgowns, kimonos ect."
Jo: Well that's a pleasant mental image.
Brainy: Correction Zinka17 but we DO wear (ahem) underwear.
Gutsy: Aye why do ye think I got these? (turns around and lifts up his kilt to show off his "I heart NY" undies.)
Livy: I'm still surprised that they came in smurf size
Grandpa:(whacks Gutsy with his cane) Put that away you whippersmurfer! No one want to see your britches!
Gutsy: Dat's not what de lassie's say (smiles cheekily)
Livy&Jo: OMG!
Brainy: As far as you seeing our butts when were in our sleepwear well...Uh...I guess some of us like to sleep comrado
Jo: You mean commando?
Brainy: Yes that...I think
Peewit: I think I just lost my appetite
Livy: Moving on!
"Tracker: Have you ever gotten a whiff of something that you'd rather not have smelled while sniffing out something?"
Tracker: Oh yes! Lots of times. One time I was searching for truffles when I smelled this horrid, rancid smell! Ugh! It was awful!
Johan: What was it?
Tracker: Turns out it was Peewit's feet.
Peewit: HEY!
All: xD
Peewit: My feet do not stink! (looks around to make sure no one is watching and then takes off one of his shoes and smells his foot...then he passes out from the stench)
Jo: Next up is The-Ghost-Cat of Arkansas
Scaredy: G-g-g-ghost?
Livy: Not a real ghost Scaredy
"May I ask a question? How old are you really? I'm thinking the number is somewhere between 100 and 150. Maybe 130 something? Let me know will ya? L8r!"
Papa: Well all the smurfs vary in age but they are between the ages of 125-150. The smurflings are in their 90's and Baby is 20.
Johan: Wow smurfs really do live a long life huh?
Nanny: You got that right youngin.
Grandpa: Nanny and I might not be as young as we used to be but we still got a couple of smurfy years left in us.
Livy: Next up is Smurfdreamer
"Hi, me again this time I have a question for Gutsy. Did you and Handy ever catch Brainy in the last chapter?"
Gutsy: Well as stated before Dat was an accident why I also wound up chasing Brainy but we did eventually catch him. Hahaha! An de numpty was screamin like a banchee de whole time
Brainy: I was not screaming
Jokey: (sneaks up behind Brainy) BOO!
Brainy:(screams like a school girl and jumps into Smurfette's arms Scooby Doo style)
All: O-0
Brainy: Hehehe uh hi
Smurfette: -_- (drops Brainy)
Brainy: Ouch!
Jo: Next question still on smurfdreamer
"Tailor: Have you eve thought of using patterns for the clothes you make?"
Tailor: Well if there is a special occasion smurfing around I try to add some color or a pattern, but for just our regular everyday clothes no.
Livy: Next questions are from Guesswho
Clumsy: Who?
Hefty: Zinka17?
Handy: Spring-Heel-Jaqualine?
Smurfette: Dolphinrain?
Jo: Chloe?
Livy: No! No! No! Guesswho is the persons name
all: Oh!
"Johan and Peewit: How old are you?"
Johan: 18
Peewit: 15
"Peewit: Are you a dwarf or just a short kid?"
Peewit: Well it's never been diagnosed, but I guess I'm a dwarf considering I'm 15 and only come up to Johan's waist. :(
Livy: Poor Peewit
"Hefty: What's the heaviest thing you've ever lifted?"
Hefty: Livy and Jo
Livy and Jo: What? AH!
(Hefty went over and was lifting both girls up over his head)
Jo: Dang! They don't call you the strongest smurf for nothing!
Livy: You can put us down now Hefty
(Hefty sets them down)
Jo: Back to Guesswho
"Papa: What's the hardest spell you've ever cast?"
Papa: Hmm... I smurf it would be the spell that made the village temporarily invisible. Gargamel was hunting for smurfs and I used the spell, but it wasn't stable enough and the village kept appearing and disappearing.
"The King: Do you have a name besides the king?"
The King: Of coarse I do, my real name is-
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Jo: Wow! I would have never thought that that was your name!
King: It's a family name
Livy: Last question from Guesswho
"Dame Barbra: Will you teach me how to needlepoint and manners? Does anyone ever thank you for running the castle so smoothly?"
Dame Barbra: But of coarse. It would be my pleasure to teach another the proper way to needlepoint and manners. Alas no, my job is a job that goes unappreciated and Mrs. Mcrae I would appreciate it if you would stop making those faces behind my back!
(Jo was making goofy face's and using her hand as a puppet while Dame Barbra was talking)
Jo: Whatever you say Barbra
Dame Barbra: That's DAME Barbra to you!
Livy: Next up is dolphinrain and Jo put the tazzer away.
Jo:(was about to tazzer Dame Barbra when she wasn't looking) Aw man! :(
"Johan: I was under the evil spell of silliness and I say sorry.(all: Sorry for bad behavior but Johan's dignity is still intact. It was all just a dream ;)
Livy: See now you two freaked out over nothing
Jo: I'd like to see YOU read stuff like that about your Great (x4) Grandfather and see if you spazz out.
Livy:(rolls her eyes skyward) Johan you gonna respond?
Johan: I forgive you Dolphinrain.
Livy: Now were moving onto Chloe
"Hello all! How've you been? Jo, Livy I found smurf prints in my room after my classes. My room looks like there's been a bullfight in there. Judging from the looks of things, I think Hefty and Gutsy have some explaining to do."
Hefty: Actually it was more like a bullfrog fight.
Gutsy: Dem bullfrogs get feisty durin mating season
Hefty: Sorry we made a mess.
Gutsy: We was gonna clean it up but den we heard somesmurf comin so we had to hide.
"Did you guys see me near the village last night?"
Smurfette: That was you?
Papa: Oh thank smurfness! I saw a shadow but I was afraid it was Gargamel.
Gargamel: One of these days Papa Smurf it will be! One day I'll find your miserable village and then you and the rest of those pathetic little blue pests will be mine! Mwhahahahahahahaha!
Jo: Again Shut up! (tazzers him)
Livy: Give me that! (yanks the tazzer from her hands) No more tazzering people for you!
Jo: HMPH! (pouts)
Livy: Anyway-AAHH! (as Livy was talking she was putting the tazzer in her pocket but accidently shocked herself)
All: Livy!
Johan: Are you alright M'lady?
Livy:(sits up with her hair singed and sticking out in every direction) I'm ok! I'm ok!
Vanity: Oh Livy! You hair is definitely a hair don't! (shows Livy her reflection in his mirror)
Livy: Ok remember when I said the spaghetti incident was my most embarrassing moment? I changed my mind. THIS is!
Smurfs: (chuckle)
Livy: (running a brush through her fried hair) While I go try to get back to normal Jo is gonna take over the questions.
Jo: Ok so still on Chloe
"Smurfette and Sassette: This Christmas I got a tarot card reading set called goddess inspiration oracle. If you smurfettes or human girls ever want me to do a reading, tell me a situation and I'll do one.
Jo: We'll keep that in mind.
"Smurfs: I don't have an account yet but I was wondering if I could write a story about you after I am done with my Rainbow Brite story? The first one (completed) was mainly about finding hope in dark times and believing in yourself. The sequel (in progress) is about how love&friendship are stronger than the darkest of magic and that true happiness can be found in the simplest of things. If you want me to post one about you I'll post my idea in the next review. GTG. See you later."
Slouchy: Smurfaroo! Those stories sound smurfy!
Handy: They sure do.
Papa: We would be honored if you wrote a story about us. You have our permission.
Jo: Next is my Great (x4) Grandaddies favorite person dolphinrain
Johan: -_-
"Ha Ha Ha! I just kidnapped Peewit! Hahahahaha! (24 hours later) Peewit's at the Great Oak. I promise I was easy on him. We just played with my two boys Brandon and Alex. Peewit now loves Mcdonald's Happy Meals, but Peewit, next time you can't drink from the milkshake machine! And you do not run through the drive through! You're just lucky we got out before Ronald showed you why he wears big shoes."
Johan: Is that what happened to you when you disappeared that one day?
Peewit: (playing with a hot wheels car he got in his happy meal) Yep. Brandon and Alex are great! And I loved the chicken nuggets!
Jo: From the sound of it you gave Dolphinrain a run for her money
Peewit: I was excited! Give me a break I'm still getting used to this future stuff.
Livy:(coming back looking normal) Were in the past right now
Peewit: Well still
Livy: Ok so who's next?
Jo: (looking at the screen) Were back to Chloe
"Looking back on the chapter, I wonder if Sassette is having boy trouble too. Of coarse they are your friends, but there are other things in your life to. If any smurf or smurfling gives you trouble to the point of breaking down (or if you Livy & Jo just want to get away from it all) come over to my place. We can play in the garden and have a well deserved shopping spree. There's a park with a basketball court to though I'm not to good at basketball. Don't even think about following us boys, women only. If you even try you'll be in for the biggest scare of your lives. ;)"
Sassette: Smurfaroo! That sounds Smurfy! And No I'm not really having any boy trouble but I do have a life aside from playing with Slouchy Snappy and Nat.
Snappy: Like what?
Sassette: None of your business!
Snappy:! Girls (rolls his eyes)
Livy: Jo?
Jo: With pleasure (reaches her hand towards Snappy and picks him up)
Snappy: Hey! What the- What are you doing?
Jo:(kisses Snappy on the side of his head)
Snappy: Oh! Yuck! Blech! Cooties! Ugh! Get your girlyness off me!
All: (chuckle)
Livy: That's what me and Jo do to the smurfling boys when they are bad ;D Getting back on track We'd love to hang out!
Smurfette: Ooh! Can we Papa Smurf?
Sassette: Yes Pappy can we?
Papa: Well I don't smurf why not
Smurfette and Sassette: Yay!
Jo: I ain't much for shopping but I'll go. I'll check out the sport store or the electronics if you guys go shopping for clothes.
Livy: Don't feel bad about not being good at basketball. I suck at all sports so your not alone.
Jo: Ok now we are moving onto Spring-Heel-Jaqueline
"Don't recall posting a question for Harmony twice...oh well still waiting for an answer from a certain farming smurf about that crossover/parody question."
Farmer: My apologies...Uh...my choice be Once Upon a Time
Livy: You mean the tv series?
Farmer: That be the one
Livy: I LOVE that show!
"Why does Sassette call Gargamel "Pappy Gargamel" when in reality it was Nat, Slouchy and Snappy who created her?"
Sassette: Well I know that, but if it wasn't for Pappy Gargamel making the spell in the first place then I wouldn't have existed.
Johan: Neither would have Smurfette for that matter.
Peewit: I guess Gargamel is good for something after all
Gargamel: I am not good! I am evil! Evil do you hear me you sniveling pint sized pip squeak! EVIL!
Jo: Livy please?
Livy: No Jo! No more tazzering people!
Jo: But it's fun!
Livy: No, now we got to get to the next question
"Harold (Hogatha's pet vulture and transportation): How is it your back isn't broken or anything having to carry Hogatha everywhere?"
Hogatha: I resent that (snort snort)
Peewit: Apparently you also resent deoderant PU!
Jo: Haha! Good one!
Jo&Peewit:(high five)
Harold: Squawk!
Nat: Harold says probably for the same reason why Sloppy hasn't gotten sick from eating rotten food.
Doctor: Once again it's a medical mystery.
"Chlorohydris: Remind me again why you hate everything and everyone?"
Chlorohydris: Because everything and everyone loves something and love is a terrible disgusting thing!
Livy: I think she meant why do you hate love?
Chlorohydris: Because back when I was young, my supposed best friend stole my love away from me!
Jo: But didn't you get him back in the smurfs valentines day episode?
Chlorohydris: Yes but he got struck by a hate arrow and is under the spell and hates me! So that's why!
Livy: That's so tragic :'(
Chlorohydris: It is now will someone please let me out of this cage. I can't stand another minute being locked in here with these two bozo's. (points to Gargamel and Hogatha)
Gargamel: Well your no pleasure to be around either you hag
Chlorohydris: HAG!
Hogatha: (snort snort) Not to mention those wrinkles! Ugh!
(the three villains break out in a fist fight)
Jo:(clasps her hands and give's Livy a pleading look)
Livy: (sighs) Fine, but this is the last time
Jo: Thanks Girly! (takes the tazzer and shocks the villains)
Johan: I worry about you Jo
Jo: Meh you and Livy worry to much Great (x4) Grandaddy
Johan: I wish you would just call me by my name. I'm not old!
Jo: Yet ;)
Livy: We'll talk about this later but we got a lot more questions to answer still
"Poet: Did anybody ever find out that you were kidnapped by a bunch of humanoid wildebeest and almost were killed by a pack of wolves when you failed to think of a way to make the wildebeest's daughter cry?"
Poet: Yes. I told everysmurf when I got back to the village before I read them the poem.
"Whatever happened to Ghostwriter and that wizard Hotap who kidnapped all the smurfs when they were smurflings?"
Papa: To be honest I'm not really sure. We haven't smurfed a word of them since the battles with them.
Livy: Well as the saying goes no news is good news.
"Harmony: What would you do if Ghostwriter came back with a vengence against you?"
Harmony: Oh dear, I'm not sure. Whatever I'd have to do to get away I suppose.
"What if Hotap returned with a vengence against Brainy?"
Brainy: (gulp) W-well I Brainy Smurf would not be afraid. Nope! Not in the least-
Jo: OMG! LOOKOUT BRAINY! IT'S HOTAP!
Brainy: WHAT! WHERE? DON'T LET HIM GET ME! HIDE ME! AAAHHH! (runs and hides behind Livy)
All: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm kidding! He's not here!
Brainy:(pokes his head out from under Livy's dress) I knew that I was just uh...humoring you. That's all.
Peewit: Yeah and I'm 5'7 (sarcasim)
Papa: Truth be smurfed none of us are sure what we'd do if one of our past villians returned, but we'd find away to escape.
Livy: And me and Jo would help.
Jo: Yeah! What are friends for?
Johan: Same with Peewit and I.
Peewit: Yeah
Smurfette: Oh it's so smurfy to have such great friendship
Livy and Jo: :3
Johan: I believe we should get back to the questions M'laddie's
Livy: Squire boy's right and next up is from dolphinrain again
"Not an official review but asking for help. I have an email address but I can't seem to sign up for fanfiction. I go to login, type in email, a password and a security code like it says but it won't let me on. I'm usually pretty smart on these things but this thing makes me feel stupid. Please no rudeness but what do I do? I want to post so please help."
Jo: Don't feel stupid dolphinrain.
Livy: I don't mean to sound rude when I ask this but you said that you go to login, did you mean you pressed the "Sign up" button or the "Sign In" button?
Jo: As suggested in the author's note all we can suggest is for you to keep trying.
Livy: Perhaps if you got a second email address and tried that instead. See if that helps.
Peewit: And I still have no idea what you two are talking about.
Grandpa: Smurfatootie! This technological whozamawhatzits is confusing!
Jo: Not really once you get the hang of it.
Johan: yes but you and Livy have grown up with that sort of stuff where as Peewit, the smurfs. And I have not.
Jo: (shrugs) You got a point.
Livy: And we got a question from gummybear
"Seriously what happened to Johan? I have no idea."
Jo: I JUST GOT THAT MENTAL IMAGE OUTTA MY HEAD! Gah!
Johan:(blushes)
Livy: O_O Uh...I think you should ask that to dolphinrain. (blushes)
"So I have a question for Sassette: Sorry if it makes you feel awkward but if you had to go to a dance with one of the other smurflings who would it be? Also why don't you hang out with my sister? She's twice as sassy as you."
Sassette: Well actually whenever the village has a party we don't really go with anysmurf. We all just take turns dancing with each other. And chittering chipmunks, your sister sounds smurfy!
Livy: Moving back to dolphin rain...Oh! Here's your answer to what happened to Johan gummybear.
Johan: Wait-What!
"Gummybear: First Johan gave me some archery lessons. Two shots bounced off rocks and one went in his hair the other in his tush. Next I borrowed-"
Johan: Kidnapped!
Livy: Hush!
"Next I borrowed him for a day. What I did to him I'm not telling but not that bad. I told him he was marvelous so I had him dress like Captain Marvel. I tied him to the Great Oak for dramatic affect. Hey he didn't think it was to bad being kidnapped by crazed females so I just wanted to see if he liked it or not."
Johan: I didn't
Hefty: Aw come on Johan. It couldn't have been that bad.
Johan:(opens his mouth to reply but Livy interrupts)
Livy: This is a K+ rated story, you two can discuss this later. Now Johan you have a question
"Johan: Want to play Barbies and sing Karaoke again? Later Knight boy!"
Jo: Hahahaha Barbies! Hahahaha!
Johan: She made me!
Peewit:(shakes his head) Wow I have no reply to that.
Livy: Would you mind if Jo and I tagged along Dolphinrain. I wanna see Johan sing karaoke.
Johan: If I have to sing then you have to sing with me!
Livy: Heck no!
Jo: Aw come on Livy! You two can sing a duet.
Peewit: A romantic duet (evil smile)
Livy: I ain't singing
Jo: Yes you are! Dolphinrain get the mics warmed up cause these two are gonna sing Just a Kiss by Lady Antebellum!
Livy: We never agreed to this!
Jo: I did now its settled. Next question (takes the laptop away from Livy and reads the next question before Livy or Johan can say anything else about the karaoke) Movin onto MWolL
"Say Handy, you mentioning a Little Mermaid crossover reminded me have you read my story A Smurfy Celebration? Marina's in it ;) Oh Clumsy I think you might like it to. The PixieWillow Pixies are in it. Especially Pansy."
Handy: I sure did read it! And it was smurfy!
Clumsy: Uh yeah what Handy said.
Livy: I read it too! It was awhile ago but was very sweet. I think I might have left a review on it.
Jo: Next up is Chloe!
"Brainy: I'm sorry you've been offended by those stories. Perhaps the people who wrote them have depression ( a clinical disorder) and use them as a way to let their feelings show. We all know your not like that. But if you or any other smurf needs someone to talk to I'm here (comforting smile)"
Brainy: Thank you for your kind words Chloe. Perhaps they might, but I don't understand why anysmurf thinks I would be suicidal.
Jo: Perhaps it's because you get picked on so much and are not shown a lot of respect, not to mention the many many times that you have been kicked out of the village. Perhaps the people think that all those years of that just built up on you and ergo made you suicidal.
All: :O
Jo: What? I can't have a smart moment every now and again?
"Gutsy and Hefty: Be that as it may siblings are NOT meant to be picked on. I know, I have a younger sister. Siblings are friends you are born with and love you forever. They can be the most loyal friends. They can be a pain sometimes but all friends argue. Hate to say it but sometimes you boys are silly, silly, silly. Even Brainy deserves a smidge more respect."
Livy: Silly silly silly little smurfs.
Hefty: Well said Chloe. Yeah Brainy and some of the other smurfs can get on our nerves sometimes, but through and through we love them anyway.
Gutsy: Aye. Besides dat we'd never torture Brainy to de point of no return (gives Brainy a playful noogie)
Brainy: Hehehe Stop that Gutsy! You smurfing up my hat!
Livy: This is so cute!
Jo: Yep. Brotherly love.
Livy: Heading back to Dolphinrain
"Brainy: With all your getting picked on lately I thought I'd be nice and say you're one of my favortite smurfs. Each smurf has his or her own uniqueness that adds to the Smurfs and you are no exception."
Brainy: Why thank you Dolphinrain. As I always say everysmurf has something to smurf to the community. Mine is I contribute my intelligence, Hefty with his muscles, Farmer smurfs the vegetables and-
Jo: Brainy we just had a warm fuzzy brotherly love moment, do not ruin it.
"All Smurfs: How about one big hug fest, humans smurfs and writers? Just a nice break from all the stress and silliness in the stories including my own contributions (especially Johan). Oh as far as Grouchy blow him a kiss."
Livy: That sounds like a good idea to me!
(so everyone gets up from their seats and all join in on a group hug)
Livy: And this is from Dolphinrain (kisses Grouchy)
Grouchy: I hate kisses...Most of the time (blush)
Livy: (giggles)
Jo: Oh lookie here Dolphinrain has a question for my creator!
"Cartooncaster21: I just reread your fic when Jo met her great grandpop. I didn't realize that was you till now. Sorry if I was rough with Johan but he was being smug. Are you going to update anytime soon?"
Jo: Yep! That's her. And other than scarring me for life that's ok. Johan deserved it for being smug.
Johan: Oh how I regret answering that question.
"Peewit: Do you still carry ham in your pocket?"
Peewit: I don't ALWAYS carry ham in my pocket, but I do sometimes. (pulls out a ham from his pocket and eats it)
All: EW!
Livy: That cannot be sanitary!
"Johan: Maybe were related, I have black hair and green eyes? And I love the Middle Ages."
Johan: Hmmm perhaps.
Jo: Maybe we should have a DNA test.
"Story crossover idea: Besides the Gummie Bears, "The Never Ending Story."
Livy: Ooh! That's a good idea!
Papa: It certainly is.
Johan: Did any of you hear that?
(everyone looks around)
Peewit: Look!
(Climbing in the window is a boy with brown hair and brown eyes wearing a blue and green tunic, green tights, and brown boots)
Boy: Hey I think I'm lost. My names Cavin and I was looking for Gummi Glen.
Papa: I'm afraid your a long way from there.
Jo: Yeah. Your in my living room
Cavin: I knew I should have taken a right at that fork in the road. Wait a minute someone stole my gummy bear candy. Hey! What's that blonde kid got in his hands?
Peewit: (hides the thing behind his back) Nothing
Johan: (pulls the thing out from behind Peewit's back. Turns out the "thing" is Cavin's missing gummy bear candy) Peewit! What have I told you about stealing!
Peewit: Uh...I forget.
Cavin: Never get between me and my gummi bears! Real, or candy! (starts chasing after Peewit with a frying pan)
Peewit: MOMMA! (runs for the hills)
"Hey you guys said things would get random at times. Am I random enough for ya? ;)"
Papa: I think it's safe to smurf, yes
Livy: I like this chick xD
"All: Now how do we solve this problem? Peewit took the pies I made for Johan, took my peppermint patties and is now going into other fictions stealing little boys gummy bears. Peewit: What do you have to say for yourself?"
Peewit: HELP ME! MOMMA!
(Peewit runs by with Cavin still chasing after him, swinging a giant frying pan)
Johan: I tried to tell him that stealing food was going to get him in trouble one of these days.
Livy: I think we should let Cavin chase Peewit for a little bit. Then make Peewit buy Cavin some new gummy bears.
Jo: Sounds good to me.
Livy: Ok here's the last questions from dolphinrain
"All human guys in the series: What is the deal with guys in tights? They can't be comfortable, and don't they itch?"
Livy: (starts laughing hysterically) I was just waiting for someone to ask that question!
Johan: Well actually they are quite comfortable. And no, they don't really itch.
Peewit: Speak for yourself! Mine ride up on me.
Cavin: GET BACK HERE!
Peewit: Yipe! (runs)
"Have any of you guys seen Mel Brooks, Men in Tights? It's funny but it might get you thinking about tights. Also why are they called tights and not pantyhose anyway? :) ;) O_O"
Johan: I haven't seen it but then again Peewit and I are still new to this time period. And they are just called tights.
Jo: Oh admit it! They're pantyhose and you just call them tights to make you feel more manly.
Johan: I didn't make up the name
Livy: Well that's the last question and were gonna go now because frankly my fingers are about to fall off from typing for so long.
Jo: Like always leave your questions in the reviews.
Johan: And we will answer them as soon as we can.
All: Bye!
AN: OK I don't really know Johan and Peewit's ages but that's how old I made them in my story so I'm sticking to it! Same with the smurfs.