His Name is Beloved
"You've cheated on guys before, right?" Sam asked Santana. She was straddling him, caressing his bare chest. She liked gifts; would she mind that Princess Leia prisoner outfit if she didn't know what it was?
"Yeah, but when I do it, it's generally because we have an agreement like Puck, who scares everyone so he stays popular and not because you and I have an agreement where cheating on you would cause people to make fun of you." She crossed her arms.
"What about with Brittany?"
"Brittany's dating Artie. After she took his virginity, she figured out that he's not a guy to mess around with."
"But you've had sex with her, right?"
"Look, we're not playing the angry exes game."
"Or is it all for attention so guys will pay for your dinner?"
It stung when Santana slapped him.
"Don't you ever, ever question my relationship with Brittany, or I will dump you very publicly and let it slip about your tiny dick!"
"You haven't even seen it!"
Santana gave a cat-like smile. "I don't have to; everyone will believe me anyways."
"So you really are bisexual."
"Yeah, whatever. Where's this going, Geek Trek?"
"What would happen if I kissed someone else?"
Santana's mouth was a hard line as she glared at Sam.
"Look, I'm possessive, but there are a couple of reasons for that. The biggest one happens to be image. I know you're not in this because you like me, but you can't back out just yet. You keep it quiet so absolutely nobody knows, Dork Vader, and I won't care what or whom you do – on the condition that you allow me the same courtesy."
"So... we'll just be together in public?"
"Yes." A slight grin played over her lips. "Who'd you kiss, anyways? It wasn't Quinn, was it?"
Sam laughed. "No, not her."
"Then who? You've been too out of it for you to be noticing anyone."
"It wasn't... I don't know. It wasn't a thing. It was a dare."
"Who dared you? Someone else? Because I can tell you right there, that breaks the agreement, so you can't see her again."
"No, no one else dared me, it was... her."
"Fine."
She started kissing him, then stopped and grabbed his jaw.
"Oh, and one more thing – every time you're with her, I want gifts."
"Okay."
She licked his lips and continued with her business.
It wasn't like Sam was poor, but there wouldn't be any repeats, right?
Not with the way the dude was running away yesterday...