C'mon! 5 reviews? That is so unbelievably lame…. Almost 2009! It is, to my friends overseas… WOOT WOOT! C'mon, guys, even if it's just to say 'Hi, April' I really appreciate reviews. I will with hold updates, if it gets to that. If everyone who read yesterday had updated, we would be almost there.

CARLISLEPOV

I was in surgery prep, when one of the nurses ran in.

"Doctor Cullen: One of your daughters is on the phone, she says that there is an emergency down at the jail. Would you like me to have her call back later?"

"No, I've got this. Do you know which daughter?"

"Bella, sir."

"Thank you."

If Bella was calling from jail, there must be something going on: she and Edward were the poster children of our family.

"Bella?"

"Oh, thank God, Carlisle. Can you go down to the jail?"

"Why?"

"We are in a bit of a pickle."

"Care to elaborate?" Why is she being so vague?"

"We got arrested."

"We being…"

"All of us. It was Alice's idea. We went to Walmart and did stuff, then we were in the Columbia Center elevator, and then we were at City Square, and then Charlie comes and arrests us."

"Charlie?"

"Yeah, we talked him into thinking that I am a ghost. Everything is a-okay. But you need to bail us out."

"What are the charges?"

"Assault, disturbing the peace, and indecent exposure."

"What is the bail?"

"All together?"

"Yeah, I'm going to try to get you all out at once."

"$315,750."

"Yikes. I'll be over soon."

"I'll tell the others."

"And, Bella?"

"Yes?"

"Who had the smallest and biggest bail?"

"I had the smallest, with 2250, and Edward had the largest with 102,250."

"How…?"

"Kidnapping charge. I'm only being charged as an accomplice to everyone else's charges."

"Alright, I'll be down soon."

"Thank you, daddy."

Daddy? Bella had never called me daddy before! I wanted to be a father figure to her, to all of the kids, but I wasn't sure if I managed it.

A/N Short, yes. It's really just a filler chapter. I have a math problem, and with it you can figure out who had what bails. Alright?

R-2500+Ed/2+Em/2

Ed-102,250

B-R/2+Em/2

J-R/2+Ed/2+Em/2

Al- R/2+Em/2+Ed/2

Em-R/2+Ed/2+2000

And it all equals 315,750.

The reason lot of things are /2 (divided by 2) is because almost everybody is being charged as an accomplice.