A/N- God! I am so freaking boring! I am having serious issues right now! I keep saying things that even I could die of boredom from! Whoa... and know I'm having a spaz attack. I'm gonna leave so you don't have to hear it get ugly...
THE NY TIMES; THE ELEANORA HOE SECTION
COMMENTS AND REBELLIONS AGAINST THE LS SECTION
If you read the LS SECTION(which I hardly doubt you did) you would know that the editor and detective were right. I am going to talk about how wrong they were and how wonderful the play actually was. And also how Squalor and Olaf should get married, and they didn't make anagrams of themselves to brainwash you. And also that they won't steal everything in your house, or fear them. Ph! What a fake!
The play showed interest in getting married and the wonders of getting married. Not the junk the editor and detective told you wonderful fans.(OF ME, OF COURSE!) I know this is a short article, but that's all I have to say. I also have to watch out for Alexa, the copy girl, but I should be fine there otherwise. Bye!
ELEANORA HOE; THE GREAT
P.S.- Don't listen to Jay P. Gold either. He's also just trying to make the obvious best part of the paper, ME, look bad!-
-Okay, spaz attack over, but still! That was so freaking annoying! I hate being sick... -cough- -sneeze- Please review and I'll stop having spaz attacks.
Much love;;
Lili