Roxy changed the set from the castle to the village right as Music Meister gestured for her to do so.
Joker, Harley, the ensemble, Clayface, Catwoman, and Ivy got on stage and got into position.
"Oh boy, Belle's gonna get the surprise of her life, huh, puddin'?" Harley asked.
"Yup, this is her lucky day!" Joker said before walking away from her.
"Wait, what?" she asked.
He went up to the ensemble and said, "I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First, I've got to go in there and…propose to the girl."
"WHAT?!" Harley asked.
The ensemble laughed while Clayface, Ivy, and Catwoman fake cried. Joker pointed to Harley.
"And you, Lefou, when Belle and I come out that door—" he began to say.
"Oooh, I know! I know! I know! I'll strike up the band!" Harley said as she conducted the orchestra.
Everyone in the audience covered their ears at the uneven music while Joker rolled his eyes and threw his musket prop at her.
"Jim, are your ears bleeding?" Bullock asked.
"Yeah, they are." Gordon said.
"Not yet!" Joker said.
"Sorry, Mr. J…" Harley said, rubbing her head.
A bunch of songs, an imprisonment, and more set changes later…
Dinah groaned as she paced around the East Wing room set. She TRIED following the script, but it was so hard to resist the urge to punch that flamboyant peacock who claimed to have a crush on her.
He HAD to make this play a story about Stockholm Syndrome…however, she was smarter than that.
Her thoughts were interrupted when she crashed into something.
"Whoa, careful there!" a familiar voice said behind her.
She turned and saw her boyfriend, Oliver Queen, also known as Green Arrow, wearing a poofy wardrobe costume.
"Ollie?" Dinah asked, whispering.
"Yeah, it's me, no need to panic." Oliver said before lowering his voice. "Look, besides me, Bruce, Diana, and Clark are stuck in these ugly outfits with no mobility."
Dinah nodded and opened up one of the drawers on the costume in hopes to find a way to get him out. She began rummaging through it, only getting through ladies' underwear.
"No luck, sorry," she said.
"Great, now what?" he asked.
Music Meister felt his blood boil as he watched this before glaring at Roxy.
"What did I do?" Roxy asked.
"Tavern set, NOW!" he said.
She nodded and switched the set as Dinah and Oliver left the stage and Joker, Harley, Clayface, Ivy, Catwoman, and the ensemble came on stage.
"Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to Gaston!" Joker said as he glared at the fireplace.
"Serves her right…" Harley said under her breath, giving him two beer mugs.
"Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear!" he said before throwing the mugs into the fireplace.
"More beer?" she asked.
"What for?" he asked. "Nothing helps. I'm disgraced!"
"Who? You? Never. Mr. J, you gotta pull yourself together." Harley said.
With that, she began to sing.
"Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston. Looking so down in the dumps," she said as she got punched by Joker.
The audience cringed again at this.
"Every guy here wants to be you, Gaston!" Harley said. "Even when taking your lumps!"
Joker turned away from her as she came up behind him and said, "There's no man in town as admired as you! You're everyone's favorite guy! Everyone is awed and inspired by you and it's not very hard to see why!"
With that, after Joker was turned to face the rest of the actors on stage, Clayface, Ivy, and Catwoman then swooned all over him, making Harley grit her teeth in anger.
"This song was made for him," Bullock said.
Gordon nodded in response.
"No…one's…slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck is incredibly thick like Gaston's!" Harley said while dancing around the stage. "For there's no one in town half as manly…"
"Perfect, a pure paragon!" Ivy, Catwoman, and Clayface said.
"You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley. And they'll tell you who's team they'll be on!" Harley said as she stood beside Constantine, Mad Hatter, and Two Face.
"No…one's…been like Gaston! A kingpin like Gaston!" the ensemble said.
"No one's got a swell clef on his chin like Gaston!" Harley said, stroking Joker's neck.
"As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!" Joker said while flexing.
"My, what a guy, that Gaston!" the ensemble said. "Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!"
"Gaston is the best while the rest are all drips!" Harley said.
Joker then punched Harley and fought the ensemble as they said, "No…one…fights like Gaston! Douses lights like Gaston!"
"In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston!" Beast Boy said.
"For there's no one as burly and brawny!" Catwoman, Ivy, and Clayface said.
"As you see, I've got biceps to spare!" Joker said as he flexed again.
"Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny!" Harley said.
"Yet that's what he is," Gordon said to Bullock.
"Nice one," he said with a laugh.
"That's right! And every last inch of me is covered with hair!" Joker said.
"Oh god, someone give me brain bleach…" Lois said under her breath.
"No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston!" the ensemble said.
"In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!" Harley said.
"Gross…" Jimmy said.
"I'm especially good at expectorating!" Joker said before spitting.
The ensemble held up signs and said, "Ten points for Gaston!"
"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large." Joker said. "And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"
"More like a stick, but if he eats that many eggs, why doesn't he have heart disease yet?" Bullock said while Gordon shrugged.
"No…one…shoots like Gaston, makes those beaus like Gaston!" the ensemble said.
"And goes stomping around wearing boots like Gaston!" Harley said.
"I use antlers in all of my decorating!" Joker said while gesturing to the set.
"My, what a guy…GASTON!" the ensemble said.
With that, the song ended as Mr. Freeze entered and said, "Help, someone help me!"
"Maurice?" Cyborg asked.
"He's got her! He's got her locked in the dungeon!" he said.
"Who?" Dick asked.
"Belle! We need to go after it, not a moment to lose!" Mr. Freeze said.
"Slow down, Maurice. Who has Belle locked in a dungeon?" Joker asked.
"A beast! A horrible beast!" the icy villain said.
The ensemble laughed in response.
"Is it a big beast?" Ray asked.
"Huge!" Mr. Freeze said.
"With an ugly face?" Scarecrow asked.
"Hideously ugly!" he said.
"And sharp, cruel fangs?" Barry asked.
"Yes! Will you help me?" Mr. Freeze said.
"Alright, old man, we'll help you out." Joker said.
"Thank you!" he said before being dragged off stage.
Once he was gone, Joker said, "Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking…"
"A dangerous pastime?" Harley asked.
"I know, but that wacky old man is Belle's father. And his sanity's only so-so…" Joker said. "Now, the wheels in my head have been turning since I looked at that looney old man. See, I promised myself I would be married to Belle and right now, I'm evolving a plan!"
"Don't marry her!" Harley said.
They then began whispering to each other as the ensemble listened in.
"Now, I get it!" she said.
"LET'S GO!" the two clowns said in unison.
Jimmy then hummed We Like to Party to himself as Lois raised an eyebrow at him.
"What? It's from a YouTube video," he asked.
"No…one…plots like Gaston…" Joker and Harley said.
"Takes cheap shots like Gaston," the Crime Syndicate's leader said.
"Plans to prosecute harmless crack pots like Gaston!" his girlfriend said.
"For his marriage we'll soon be celebrating, my, what a guy…GASTON!" the ensemble said.
The audience was silent again once the song ended.