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"You killed my father!" Edward sobbed. "But I forgive you, because you are my true love."
"Ya prodavayu smetanu! (Fuck off loser in Russian)" I yelled. "He deserved to die!"
"Whatever! I would be happy to wed you if you stopped killing my family members!"
"NO YOU DUMB FUCKER!!!!11" I yelled, shaking with rage. "Go home with your wife already!"
I turned to look at Stella, lying on the ground with blood dribbling from her mouth.
"She is a much better match for you than me." Besides, I thought evilly, if they're together I can kill them both at the same time.
"But I do not love her!" He said mournfully. "She is annoying and clingy and can't do anything by herself! She also gave birth to an evil demon baby! I hate her!"
I saw Blella starting to stir, and made a hasty retreat.
Hmm, I thought.
Evil demon baby… that could come in handy.
I ran, yeah i ran, I run real gud.
I followed them home like a stalker, well, i went to their house before them.
Well, the truth is, I met the asshole baby.
She's cool in creepy kinda way.
She showed me stuff.
i kidnapped her and ran off with her, kinda like in National Treasure.
We are running to my place.
I am asking her to join my league.
Oh fuck, I'm desperate, im askin a bitch of a fucking baby to help me kill off her family members.
What happened to just doin it meselfe?
"So, will ya?" i asked Renesme?
"Sure, you can call me nessie." She replied.
"whats evers, Loch Nessie Monsters. LMNOP for short, or alphabet, nah, alph/alphy?"
"Okay?" she replied with a sinister grin not matching up to mine.
I know the fuckin family will be her soon lookin for alphy.
They'll sure meat their surprise when they learn their own fucker turned on them!
Look whos eatin me now, er, them now!
That made no sense whatsoever, who the hell cares though?
Oh yeah!