Dear people,
I do hope I didn't make a total mess with this story, but, for a Russian, it's impossible to write a comedy without touching "eternal" spiritual questions, as you might know
Idioms , for sure, are not mine – I just played around with them!
As for the tarts and e bit exaggerated role of foods in the play, I assure you I'm not always SO keen on eating (LOL) The tarts played a symbolic role – as the notorious gun on the stage wall our famous playwright A. Chekhov wrote about…
As for the characters, I dare say they are NOT OOC (even TR, well, at least ALMOST not OOC ), though I did change the canon timeframe and made Wendy and Alice about the same age, whereas Alice must be even older than Mina according to canon. But Mina just HAD to be their former shoolmistress, so beg pardon
If Tom Riddle turned out to be more of Rodion Raskolnikoff than I had expected (with occassional Karamazov trends) – don't blame me much, Th. Dostoevsky is my favourite writer, after all
As for eventual Mina/Stayne pairing at the end – don't bully me as well – I pity Stayne too much to leave him out in the dark
And finally, the turtles rule What would be a play of mine without any pets in it? (LOL)