Wario looks at the counter, realizing what day it is.
Wario: Um, Wal? Did you stock up on the candy?
Waluigi: What Candy?
Wario: Ya know, because it's Halloween.
Waluigi: I did get some costumes.
Waluigi: However, they're all my dirty shirts and overalls.
Suddenly, a female Koopa runs up to the store, sweating.
Wario: Woah, Woah, Koopa the Quick. What do'ya need?
Waluigi: Do'ya?
Wario: It's a new contraction I made up.
Waluigi: ANYWAYS….What do you need.
Koopa: I'MLASTMINUTEHALLOWEENSHOPPINGDOYOUPERHAPSHAVESOMECANDYORCOSTUMESFORMYSONCAUSEIMINAHURRYTHENEARESTWALMARTISLIKE1000MILESAWAYOKAYYOURETHENEARESTSTORETOMEPLEASEFORFUCKSSAKEGIVEMESUPPLIES
Waluigi: Well, we do have this costume that looks like me. (Holds up shirt and overalls)
Wario: And this candy I found in the costume that looks like Waluigi. (Holds up candy)
Waluigi: (Takes Candy) You do know that this stuff is 15 years old?
Wario: Shhhhi-
Wario: Whatever, we'll give it to you for free.
Koopa: THANKGODBECAUSEIREALLYNEEDITIDONTCAREIFTHECOSTUMEISUGLYANDTHECANDYISHORRIFICLLYOUTOFDATEIHATEMYSONANYWAYS
Wario: (sigh.) Enjoy.