Author's Note: The deeper you go in the adult neighborhood, the darker the surroundings, the more desperate the inhabitants. Eventually you hit rock bottom.
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People in Your Neighborhood: The Adult Version – Sixth Verse
Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
The people that you meet each day
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Oh, the flasher gets his biggest kick
From boldly whipping out his dick
Doesn't matter if it's warm or chilly
You'll get to see the pervert's willy
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'Cause the flasher is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
The flasher is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day
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The junkie's in a wretched way
From jonesing every single day
The poor thing wants to rob you blind
For drugs to further kill her mind
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'Cause the junkie is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
She's in your neighborhood
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And the flasher is a person in your neighborhood
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Well, they're the people that you meet
When you're walking down the street
They're the people that you meet each day
Could there be anyone left in the adult neighborhood? If you know who, please share! Extra thanks to Mlle Fanfic Guest for inspiring this chapter.
