Author's Note: The deeper you go in the adult neighborhood, the darker the surroundings, the more desperate the inhabitants. Eventually you hit rock bottom.

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People in Your Neighborhood: The Adult Version – Sixth Verse


Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood?

Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?

The people that you meet each day

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Oh, the flasher gets his biggest kick

From boldly whipping out his dick

Doesn't matter if it's warm or chilly

You'll get to see the pervert's willy

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'Cause the flasher is a person in your neighborhood

In your neighborhood

He's in your neighborhood

The flasher is a person in your neighborhood

A person that you meet each day

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The junkie's in a wretched way

From jonesing every single day

The poor thing wants to rob you blind

For drugs to further kill her mind

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'Cause the junkie is a person in your neighborhood

In your neighborhood

She's in your neighborhood

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And the flasher is a person in your neighborhood

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Well, they're the people that you meet

When you're walking down the street

They're the people that you meet each day


Could there be anyone left in the adult neighborhood? If you know who, please share! Extra thanks to Mlle Fanfic Guest for inspiring this chapter.