A/N: She lives! I have had this idea since I started this whole thing. I hope you enjoy!
RNJ
Disclaimer: Still no own
It was a Saturday when Hermione gathered Ron and Harry up and asked them to meet her in a deserted part of Hogwarts. They found her, pacing nervously.
"Hermione, what is it? You sounded upset." Harry exclaimed. Hermione looked down.
"Well boys, I err, I have something to tell you. It's not going to be easy for me to say, or for you to hear."
"What is it Hermione?" asked Ron, concerned for his friend.
"Yes, you know you can tell us anything." Hermione sighed.
"Boys, I am pregnant." She held out a hand to stop their questions. "With Draco Malfoy's child."
"WHAT?" Yelled Harry.
"I am having Draco's baby." Hermione calmly explained.
"But…but how?" Hermione looked at Ron, exasperated.
"Well Ron, its like the carrots and the donut holes."
"Huh?"
"Well, the carrot goes into the donut hole and…"
A/N: I do hope this gave you a nice laugh. Please, leave a review!
RNJ