Chapter 6: Deimos' Prank Plan
As Sanford and Deimos were heading to the bus stop, they noticed that Deimos forgot his bus pass in which caused Sanford to mock him.
"Oh, and what was that about me always forgetting and losing things?"
"Shut up Sanford, I just need to get back home to get my pass."
"Whatever you say Deimos."
"While Deimos went back, Sanford was waiting at the bus stop and watching the cars pass by, road kill, and homeless people trying to sleep despite the loud noise from the cars. However, Sanford saw the bus, but to his surprise, he saw Deimos running back to the bus stop and panting heavily.
"So, was it in your pockets the entire time?"
"Not this time jerk!"
"Where was it?" As Sanford said that, the bus stopped and the two boys went into the bus and sat at the back
"It was on top of our dresser."
"Deimos, you're a moron."
"Well professor I would like to hear your cut."
"Just shut up Deimos."
As they were riding, they were wondering about where to find Hank.
"So Deimos, where do you think we could find Hank?"
"I don't know San; hopefully he would first look in the cafeteria."
"Yeah, hopefully." When they got to school, they were waiting at the cafeteria; however, they noticed a lot of students wearing flasks or high-tech monocle pieces. This of course made Deimos curious and made him ask how they got their flasks.
"Hey man, how did you get that mask?"
"Hey, piss off and die in a factory!"
"Umm Okay…" Deimos said as he went to ask another person, "hey where did you get that mask?"
"Oh, this thing? You get it when you are in the Advanced Training Program."
"How do I join?"
"Oh it's simple, you just need to enroll on the ATP and then you get your very own mask, flask, or if you are the best, get a OBS3V Monocle piece."
"Neat." Deimos said as he went to Sanford and discussed about this, "Hey San, do you think we should join the Advanced Training Program?"
"I don't think so, we should ask Hank what he knows about that program first," Sanford said as he was playing on his phone.
Meanwhile
Hank and Heather were walking to school and Heather noticed that a cat was following them, "Hey Hank, there's a cat following you."
"There is no cat Heather, you're just playing with me aren't you?" But right when Hank said that, they heard a meow and Hank turned to see a cat following them and Hank is embarrassed again. "Goddamnit roadkill cat."
"Hank!" Heather yelled.
"Hey, you know it's true. If he keeps walking in the street, he is going to get run over by some stupid driver." Hank said as Heather picked up the cat.
"I think we should call her Rosemary," Heather said as Hank just continued walking. "Hank, we are going to keep the cat as a pet."
"And how are we going to keep her, hmm! Do you think we could just keep Rose inside your bag and suffocate her." Hank tried to tell Heather their only way of bringing the cat to school. "You know that pets aren't allowed in schools."
"Yes Hank, I know, as a matter of fact, you could just shut up over this nonsense and let's go back to orphanage."
"Heather, we are too far and we're gonna get late, besides we need to meet with Sanford and Deimos because they know what to do with this ASB I've got." Hank argued as they both stopped.
"You can go and I'll take care of this cat."
"Why not you just make a leash out of part of my bag straps."
"Okay Hank, just promise me we'll get her food and water."
"I promise Heather, okay, let's go." Hank said as Heather got her pocket knife and tore some of Hank's straps. As they got closer to the school, they decided to leave the cat near the back where people only go their to leave.
"Okay, let's go find those boys," Heather said while Hank was petting the cat. Heather soon asked "Hey Hank, where do you think we could find them?"
"Well, let's try to look in the first place they could be, the cafeteria."
"Alright then, let's find them." Heather said as Hank was getting up.
"Wait for me Heather."
Sanford and Deimos were waiting in the cafeteria and were bored because they weren't working on their pranks. Then, Sanford noticed Hank with some girl and told Deimos, "Hey Deimos, I see Hank."
"Really, where?" Deimos shot up as if he had ADHD. "I see him, hey, he brought somebody else with him," Deimos said while being puzzled.
"Hey guys," Hank said, "This is Heather, she's-"
"You're girlfriend? I mean she is literally the yin to your yang," Deimos interrupted.
"You could say that," Heather said. "I guess your Deimos and the other kid is Sanford, are you guys brothers?" She asked.
"Yeah, San's my adopted brother," Deimos answered while Sanford got up greeted Heather.
"Hello, I didn't expect Hank to bring any company, oh and Hank, I thought you said no girls go to this school."
"That would like you was what I meant," Hank responded while Deimos was a bit aggravated.
"Asshole." Deimos said while Hank was confused.
"For what, all I told you was that all the girls in this school are taken and we should get right down to business," Hank said to calm down Deimos.
"Okay Hank, do you have the ASB?" Deimos asked as Hank pulled the ASB out. "Alright, all we gotta do is put this near the center of the school and set it off."
"Um, Deimos, how exactly are we going to pull this off without getting caught by security?" Heather asked Deimos.
"Simple," Deimos replied. "All we need to do is to go through one of the ac ducts and we could set it off and we get the ASB into action. Oh and by the way, Hank do you know anything about ATP?"
"Um. no I do not, sadly. What got you so interested into it anyway?"
"I really like the masks."
"That's it?" As soon as Hank said that, everybody noticed that the ASB and Heather were missing. "Well, when you guys say so, she'll drop the bomb," Hank told the two boys."
"Tell her to drop it," Deimos told Hank and Sanford covered his mouth with his bandana. Hank gave the message:
"DROP THA BOMB"
A/N: Alright, sorry guys for any of my viewers who like this series but I have been having trouble with school lately, you know finals and all that shit. Well anyway, I still was able to make a somewhat half-decent story for you to read.