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Evelyn's POV

"Alice…no..I can't! I'm only 15! I can't fill any of the stuff in here! I have nothing! Nooo!!" I was begging Alice to not make me go into Victoria's Secret. In truth, I could've fit some of that stuff, but I did not want to have to try any of it on! It's a life scarring process.

"Eve," Alice told me, (I had told her she and Rose could use my nickname instead of my full name) "you need underwear. This is the best place around. And yes you can fit these bras and panties, it's called an A cup. So get over it.."

"It'll be fine. Just try a few on to find your perfect size, get some in cute patterns, and we're outta here," Rose tried to reassure me. But it was not working. I was not calming down.

Even though I couldn't calm down, I gave in. I knew I couldn't win against Alice's tight grip, and even if I did manage to escape, I couldn't outrun her.

"Fine," I pouted, "But if I'm scarred for life and have to go to underwear therapy, I'm blaming you and sending you the bill."

The both laughed.

"Silly human, this stuff is life altering, not life scarring. After we get you in some of this stuff, you'll never be the same. Oh this one's cute!" Alice said spying a little light blue bra that had lace on the edge. She picked it up and started to put it up to my chest to check mearsurments.

"Um, in case you haven't noticed, I'm only 15 and don't have a husband who would enjoy this stuff. And I still think it's life scarring." I didn't comment on the bra, because it actually was really cute.

Alice threw about 10 bras at me, then commanded me to go into a dressing room and try them all on.

"Alice," I complained, but she sent me a death glare that instantly got me quiet.

I walked into one of the little stalls that was luckily hidden at the back of the store. Rose waited outside the room and Alice had walked back into the main part of the store to find some more stuff.

As soon as I got a good look at the stuff, I shuddered. This was pure and absolute torture. I looked through them, and shook my head. Half of them I knew wouldn't cover anything at all. I snorted when I picked up the last one.

"You got to be kidding me, " I muttered to myself. I decided to put the most rediculous one on first.

When I got it on, I looked in the mirror.

"Not bad," I complimented myself. If it didn't have that dumb pattern on it, it wouldn't be half bad.

"Let me see," Rose demanded excitedly. I slowly cracked open the stall door for her.

She squealed when she saw me.

"That's perfect on you!" she pratically shouted. I didn't really get all the excitement, but whatever.

"Alice has to see this!" she yelled, then started to drag me.

"Wait, what?" I said confused. Rose literally dragged me out of the stall and to the front of the store where Alice was looking at some pajamas.

"Rose! Take me back! This is sooo wrong! Let me go!" I struggled to get away from Rose, where I could go back into the dressing room and hide, but I couldn't break free.

"Oh my gosh!" Alice exclaimed when she saw me. Both of them ignored my requests. "That's perfect for you!"

"That's what I said!" Rose told Alice.

I gave them both deadly death glares. I could not believe they were actually making me stand in front of a store window with nothing on but my jeans and a dumb bra that had flamingos on it! I covered my chest and glared at them some more. I knew my face was turning bright red.

My glares just caused them both to laugh, luckily that caused Rose to let go, and I finally got loose. I took that opportunity and ran back into the dressing room to change into my real clothes.

They both tried to talk to me afterwards, but I wouldn't talk back. That was definitely not nice!

Alice bought some bras and panties (thankfully not the flamingo ones), and we headed home.

Once we were in the car, Alice started to apologize.

"I'm really sorry Evelyn, that was very mean of us. We should have respected your wishes."

"Yea I'm sorry too," Rose added, "but you should've seen how awesome you looked! Those guys out in the windows were drooling!"

I looked at my feet and my whole face turned a nice bright shade of tomato red again.

"It's fine, I guess," I mumbled to them, "But please don't ever do that to me again. And I may try to get some payback." I added a little bit sarcastic.

"Oh yeah," Rose challenged back, happy that I was warming up, "what can a weak little human do to 2 grown vampires?"

"You'd be surprised," I countered right back, "Just watch your backs ladies."

They both laughed, and we easily bantered the rest of the way back.

When we got there, Alice and Rose told the rest of the family about my little strip tease to the mall. They all just laughed, except for Carlisle who just shook his head, and Esme who looked horrified.

I was on my way upstairs to change into pajamas, when I tried to sneakily slip Edward a note

I want to get back at Alice and Rose for that dumb Victoria's Secret thing. Can you help me?

When I got back downstairs to watch tv, Edward stealthily gave it back to me.

I have a plan. Emmett and Jasper are in too.

I smiled. This was going to be fun. I couldn't wait to find out Edward's plan.

A/N Good, bad? Please give me some suggestions for Edward's prank, cause I'm coming up blank. (hey that rhymed!) I'll give you a virtual cheesecake if you help…..