Hey, so this is just a short chapter on... *drumroll* THE PICNIC DATE! It's about 830 words excludin the AN. And oh yeah, thanks to CodeBlue19 5, no-one and mirandalovespie for reviewing.

no-one: await the next chapter for Max's POV because I'm currently out of ideas for Max's POV...
mirandalovespie: thanks so much, I need six more to win the bet, I'm currently on 64... And if you happen to still be reading this, thanks..

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any characters in the story, including Austin and Alan (if you read the previous AN, they do exist. If you wanna see what they look like, Google knows everything.) Enjoy.

Dylan's POV

Iggy parked the car near the entrance of the park and grinned widely.

"WE'RE HERE!" Iggy yelled before opening the car door and walking over to the passenger's side. He pulled open the car door and dragged me out of the car.

"What the hell, Iggy?!"

"We're here!" Iggy replied before grabbing the picnic basket and running into the almost empty park. He sat under a huge tree after spreading out a blanket. Iggy continued to open the basket and take out sandwiches and drinks. It was a miracle to see that he had prepared all that in only twenty minutes and after drinking quite a bit. I sat a bit further away from him on the blanket when we heard someone shout our names.

"IGGY! DYLAN!" We turned our heads towards the source of the voice, which just happened to be Austin. He was panting hard as he reached us.

"What you doing here, Austin?" Iggy asked, taking a bite out of his sandwich.

"I was bored," he replied. "You guys on a bro date?"

"Yup!" Iggy replied, throwing his arm around me which I immediately pushed off. "Dyggy is finally happening!"

Austin chuckled before replying, "Don't worry, gay lords. For I am also here with my ginger princess. ALAN!" A ginger head poked from behind a tree to look at us. Alan ran over to us and kneeled next to us.

"Bro date, I see. May we join?" Alan asked.

"I don't know… Do you even have a couple name?" Iggy asked, looking at them suspiciously.

"Austlan, duh! Where have you been?" Austin answered.

"Then you may!" Iggy exclaimed while Austin and Alan sat on the blanket that Iggy had spread out before. Then suddenly Sex and Candy started playing.

'And then there she was, like disco super fly, I smell sex and candy here. Who's that lounging in my chair? Who's that casting devious stares in my direction? Mama this is surely a dream…'

"Dyl, aren't you gonna pick up your phone?" Iggy asked.

"What? That's my phone…?" Then I realized something. "Shit, Lissa. That bitch." I answered the call and braced myself.

"HEY, DYLAN!" Her unpleasantly shrill voice greeted me. "Where are you? I called Sam up and he said that he doesn't know where you are."

"I'm out," I replied.

"With a girl?!" she screeched through the phone.

"I'm pretty sure Iggy isn't a girl. "Are you, Iggy?"

"Yes, I am! A beautiful one on that!"

"Give the phone to Iggy."

"What? Why?"

"Just give the phone to Iggy."

"Okay…? Ig, she wants to talk to you." I handed the phone to Iggy and watched him curiously. He took the phone and put it on speaker.

"Iggy," Lissa's shrill voice rang out from the phone's speaker.

"Yes, Lissa?"

"Are you gay?"

"What?" he asked.

"You heard me. Are. You. Gay?"

"I wouldn't say gay…"

"Iggy. Be serious. Do you or do you not have a man crush on Dylan?"

"I wouldn't say a crush… But as you know, the tour life gets so lonely sometimes…"

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"You're excused." I heard a shriek from the other line.

"Iggy… So you're admitting that you're having an affair with my boyfriend…?"

"I wouldn't call it an affair…"

"THEN WHAT IN THE NAME OF PETE WOULD YOU CALL IT?!"

"If you ask me, I would call it… true love. Doves fly when we're together! The sun shines brighter and everything seems happier! The world turns perfect when we are together! It's a feeling you would never understand, Lissa."

"WHAT THE HELL, IGGY?!"

"NOTHING WILL BREAK APART TRUE LOVE!" And with that, he hung up on her and threw the phone back at me. "Now, nothing will stop our true love!" Iggy announced before launching himself on me. Like I would let that happen… Unluckily for Iggy, I was sitting in front of a pond. So technically, if I moved, he would roll down the ground and would end up in the pond. And so, that happened.

"HOW COULD YOU REJECT ME, MY LOVE?!" He yelled from the pond and that's when I noticed a large group of ducks swimming towards Iggy from behind.

"GO DIE, IGGLES!" I yelled at him, leaning on the trunk of the tree.

"Iggy…" Alan called out. "You are so screwed."

"What? Why?" And that's when the first duck attacked him, followed by another and another and another up till he was swarmed with angry ducks. Though I noticed that one duck was different; it had a Mohawk. That's right, a Mohawk. A bunch of its hair was sticking up in different places on its head.

"Hey, look at that duck with the Mohawk…" I said, pointing to the duck that was on Iggy's head.

"Damn…" Alan muttered. After a few minutes of silence, Alan spoke up again.

"Aren't we supposed to be helping him?" he asked. We looked at one another before saying at the same time, "Nah…"

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