Here's another fun one for you all!


A Lovely Night

"Last time on Total Drama City, we played a little game of Would You Rather? Our contestants bravely rose to the challenge in dares ranging from humiliating to just plain gross. In the background Courtney was once again after Gwen's blood but thanks to Yugi and Duncan Courtney dropped out of our lives singing her personal theme song ("You'll hear from my lawyerrrrrrrrsssssss!") What weirdness is in store today? Something that just might push them to the breaking point so keep watching Total Drama City."

Theme song followed by the teams loading onto the bus in the mid-afternoon. "Get a move on people; we have a real sizzler cooked up today!"

"Oh be still my beating heart!"

"Very nice choice of words Noah!"

"What does that mean?"

Chris smiles evily and answers "Spoilers! Take it away Chef."

As the bus peels out Duncan breathes a sigh of relief and puts his arm around Gwen's shoulders "Do you smell that? It's the sweet scent of a day without Courtney!"

Gwen smiles and says "It smells wonderful." They share a kiss.

Tristan looks out the window and says "Hey isn't that our school?"

"Indeed it is" Chris responds "Disembark kids."

Everyone is in a classroom with Chris behind the desk. He's wearing a graduation cap and gown as well as brainy specs. "Well class…"

"Class!" several people exclaim

"Yep. Welcome back to High School. You are all now students in Professor McLean's class preparing for the best night of your lives. And that is…" he rips of his graduation gown revealing a tuxedo "the Prom!"

There is mixed reactions; Bridgette and Geoff look ecstatic while Gwen begins beating her head on her desk.

Chris continues "You all have until sunset to acquire a date and select an outfit of your choice from the locker rooms. And Gwen the dresses range all up and down the spectrum so have fun with it. Now here's the fun part; you all must choose a date from the other team!" Chris grins as everyone gasps. "During the dance, which is being prepared in the gym, you will be judged based on your romantic conduct. The team with the most points wins. And yes I realize the Knights are up a player which means the odd one out will have to make use of our mystery date. Class dismissed and good luck!"

"Quick question" Gwen speaks up "How on earth is this fall under fun and games?"

"Most people consider prom fun and have you not heard of games of the heart? Now get to it people."

The contestants gaze at each other in apprehension. Heather stands up "Come on like this is hard; I'm not afraid to go first right here." She walks over to Kaiba's desk and says "Seto Kaiba would you do me the honor of accompanying me to the prom tonight?"

He looks at her and says "My dear the honor would be all mine." In the confessional "Of course I gave that mushy answer because Chris is probably already grading us. I do not want to lose this show!"

"See easy! I'm going to go find a dress."

"I need a tux." They leave and everyone looks even more awkward.

"I said class dismissed; get out of here and start date hunting!"

Everyone exits the classroom and began to scatter throughout the school. Duncan and Gwen take a minute to separate "I can't believe they're making us do this" she groans

"Don't worry it's just one night. We'll fake our way through this and that'll be that."

"If I don't die of sheer nausea during the...the…"

"Prom?"

"Yeah that."

"Hey I have an idea let's go find Geoff and Bridgett."

"Huh?"

Cut to the two couples conversing. Geoff says "So we should switch girlfriends for the night?"

"Right; I'll date Bridgette and you date Gwen. Nice, simple, and hopefully no emotional problems since this is just an arrangement to advance in the game."

"Wow Dude that's not very romantic; you do know we're being graded on that right?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'll see you tonight Bridgette."

He walks away and everyone else looks a bit awkward. Geoff, who's the most at ease, says "I'll see you tonight Gwen. Goodbye for now my snuggle bunny."

Bridgette answers "Until later lovie poo."

Gwen is seen in the confessional vomiting into a mop bucket. Meanwhile Yugi stands in the library talking to himself. "Alright just walk up to her and ask before someone else does. It's only a game after all…Not like I'm proposing marriage or anything" he blushes and says "Here I go!"

He walks around the bookshelf and runs right into Tea. "Oh Yugi!"

"Tea I was just…That is um…"

"Yes?"

Silence and then both together shout out "Will you be my date tonight?"

Both blush and together they say "Yes I will."

More blushing "We'll um, I'll see you later Yugi"

"Yeah okay."

Chris in the confessional "Something is going on between the game geek who talks to himself and the hot dancer! I did not see that coming." His phone rings and he answers looking very disgruntled "Hello!...Yes I realize that she is a minor and that my remark about her appearance was inappropriate…I'll apologize right away…" He hangs up and takes a calming breath "I'm sorry Tea"

Tea in the confessional "A date with Yugi? Even if it's on TV that's…um…nice. I mean I'm sure he'll be a gentleman and…stuff."

Back to Chris "Just keep the stuff within our rating okay? And within the rating of our delightful lawyers."

Cut to the gym which has been decorated like scene out of Cinderella. Chris is standing on the dance floor in his tux "And now the moment of truth; can these guys play nice or will it be another "St. Valentine's Day Massacre?" Let's find out!"

First through the doors are Heather and Kaiba. They are arm in arm; the perfect image of a story book romance.

"Ah young love" Chris says

Kaiba gulps and says "Indeed, I feel light as a cloud."

"Laying it on a bit thick buddy. Keep it up!"

Next were Yugi and Tea also arm in arm both looking nervous but happy. They were followed by the arranged dates. Gwen's wearing a black dress with that looks like a cross between her usual cloths and Mai's. They are followed by Duke and Izzy; Duke looks very uncomfortable.

"Oh my gosh, it's just like a fairy tale! I wonder if the Apple Cider is poisoned like in Snow White. That would be so cool!"

"Yeah…cool…"

The next couple through the doors is Mai and Joey. Chris is a bit surprised "I didn't expect to see him with them…I mean her. Anyway, who knows, maybe romance will bosom…I mean blossom! I'm sorry new lawyers! Please have mercy!"

After them come Noah and Owen! "Before anyone speaks all the girls were taken and Owen and I are just here as friends."

Duncan "Okay; I'm sure you two friends will have a gay old time!" He laughs and dodges a book.

Chris says "Noah you'll feel right at ease when you see Tristan's date." The last couple to enter is a traumatized Tristan and Chef in a pink dress.

"I really don't get paid enough for this!"

"Okay we've got the dates so it's lights" the light dim "music" a waltz begins playing" action! As in dancing off course."

Everyone begins to dance, some more awkwardly than others. Noah looks repulsed as Owen twirls him in a poorly done waltz. Mai turns out to be a wonderful ballroom dancer while Joey is struggling to fake it. Tristan and Chef dance by the camera with Tristan looking very ill.

"D…dear Chef…would you like some punch?"

"No but I know a host that's been asking for it for several seasons."

We zoom in on Yugi and Tea who are looking a little more relaxed. "This is nice" Yugi says "We've hardly gotten to talk being on opposite teams."

"No we haven't. So is this show what you expected it to be?"

"Unfortunately"

She laughs and says "I'm sure in a few weeks we'll be seeing you accepting a million dollars."

"Maybe it will be you."

"Nah, I don't expect to make it much farther." Silence before "Do you really think I could?"

"Yep"

Over to Joey and Mai "You look lovely this evening Mai."

"Do you really mean that or are you just trying to win the challenge?"

"A little of both I suppose."

"Thanks!"

"Wait I did say you're lovely!"

"Yeah and it was very meaningful."

Gwen and Geoff "This is cool" he says "Hanging out like this."

"You call a romantic waltz hanging out?"

"Well we're not really together you know. But I am having fun."

"Me too I guess."

Duncan and Bridgette "I'm impressed Duncan. So far you've been a perfect gentleman."

"Thank you my dear. I wait with bated breath for the moment this lovely challenge is over and I can be myself again."

"You're funny. I can see why Gwen likes you so much." She leans her head on his shoulder and he freaks out.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa remember that you're dating Geoff!"

"Relax it's part of the challenge. Last time I cheated on him I wound up welded to a flag pole. I am so glad he didn't come back this season."

"His lava injuries were worse than ours."

They both laugh at Alejandro's predicament and Gwen's head snaps around. "What are they laughing about over there?"

"Gwen I'm sure…"

"Quiet for a minute so I can eavesdrop on my boyfriend."

Duke looks completely freaked out by his date; "And then after we got the beaver out of the garbage disposal you wouldn't believe what went wrong with the upstairs toilet."

"Izzy that's very…interesting. Why don't you tell me about your previous time on this show?"

"Oh my gosh it's been so fun. I tend to switch teams a lot as well as get eliminated twice a season. Cool huh?"

"Twice?"

"Well the first time was when they found me and I had to hide out in the woods for weeks."

"Who's they? Why were they chasing you?"

"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."

His eyes get big but Izzy's next comment is drowned out by Joey screaming in pain. We cut to him clutching his crotch "I swear I did not mean to touch you there" he squeaks.

"Yeah right; I've heard what you're ideal gift is! I need to powder my nose."

She stalks away and we have Joey in the confessional "It really was an accident! I wouldn't do that to Mai!"

Mai in the confessional "Maybe I over reacted a bit. This show is stressful and I do have a teensy temper to begin with. I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me."

Back on the dance floor Yugi and Tea are helping Joey to a table while in the background Duke runs away chased by Izzy holding up her skirt and saying "I just wanted to show you my tattoo."

"Are you alright Joey?"

"Yeah I am Yugi but I don't think your team is after Mai's little display."

Tea says "What about what you just did to our team Romeo?"

"It…Was..An…Accident!"

"Do you think it matters on this show?"

Yugi muses "I wonder if this is sudden death elimination? I don't see how we all can know what our team mates have done."

Cut to the bus where everyone is settling in to go back to base camp. Chris says "Well I hope that you all fun on our little date night. And just so that it doesn't end to quickly here is a video of all of you and your romantic behavior for the ride back."

Everyone except for Heather and Kaiba cringe. Suddenly Heather doesn't look so at ease when it shows her in the ladies room "What a bore! I don't care if he is super rich and one of the best gamers on earth; Seto Kaiba is downright boring! Well maybe I care a little about him being super rich."

Kaiba glares at her and she grins sheepishly "What did they put in that punch?" He's not amused.

After the video finishes Chris says "I think we can see that Knights have lost this one. Nice comment to your date Gwen." She blushes and he goes on "And Duke it's very rude to call your date a 'Bottle of crazy sauce' and then run away screaming. Although Izzy, in his defense, there are something's you just don't show people on the first date. Now Knights I'll see you upstairs so we can send someone back down."

Cut to the elimination corridor where only Duke and Mai are left sitting down. "Who will the last dice go to? I see an image in my mind…give me a minute…" They sit tensely and he finally says "Duke. Sorry Mai but losing your temper on this show is a bad idea. Ask Eva."

She looks momentarily enraged before wiping her face of all emotion and walking to the Lift of Losers with dignity. Joey looks sad as he notices a tear on her check as the doors close. Chris says "And then the teams were even. Who will tip the scales?"

Cut to Mai exiting on the bottom floor looking very disheveled "Did I hope to finally beat Yugi and Joey at something? Yes I did. Am I angry? No I'm not. I'll just show them next time! I will be victorious!" Another tear trickles down her face.

Back upstairs Yugi and Tea are saying goodnight to each other. "Well Tea I'll see you tomorrow."

"Of course. Good night."

"Good Night."

A split screen shows them both shutting their apartment doors with identical smiles.