Bang bang bang. Someone was knocking on the door. It was none other than Danny Tanner, demanding Mario get his ass out the door.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Danny shouted in Mario's face as soon as he opened the door.

Mario jumped and suddenly felt much more awake. "What do you mean?"

Danny frowned at him, giving him a death-glare. "You know what you goddamn did! You sent people to spy on my family! You think I didn't realize Robin Hood following me?"

"His name isn't Robin Hood," Mario begun. "His name is Link and I'a assure you, we meant no harm. We were just trying to keep tabs on you for the safety of everyone."

"By stalking my family?!"

"By making sure you don't go where you're not supposed to and to make sure nobody hurts you all like our'a goddamn dog did!"

Danny Tanner suddenly looked a little more relaxed. "Sorry," he pouted. "I guess you're right. It was for the best."

"Yeah, you'a see? I promise I'll call off the spying, but I cannot assure you that our residents won't'a still interact with your'a family."

"That's fine. I won't prevent them from making friends. Thanks again, Mario," Danny said as he walked off.

Mario grumbled to himself as he climbed back into bed. He needed more rest to put up with this shit.

Captain Falcon was again hanging around in Jesse's room. He found himself to already be close to Hank and Jesse, maybe even Joey to an extent. Hank promised to give Captain Falcon some special half-off propane, and that's when Jesse started to show signs of jealousy. He trailed Captain Falcon and Hank outside as they played with propane and loaded some into the Blue Falcon.

"Yep, this thing is definitely ready for a test run. Thing should run fast as ever with this propane," Hank observed as he gave Captain Falcon a friendly pat on the back.

"Thanks, man. Maybe you could watch me test run this thing?" Captain Falcon said.

"Yeah, but first we should get a bite to eat. Don't wanna race around with an empty stomach, do ya?" Hank chuckled.

So Hank and Captain Falcon left the scene and went back inside. Jesse came out of hiding and looked in the fuel tank. It was pretty open, and he realized he could drop something down there. He immediately ran back inside and ran around the mansion trying to come up with some plans. What could he drop in there? A bomb? He did recall a young kid that looked like the guy he saw following Danny the other day playing with a bomb. He spotted the kid in the archery room with his bag of supplies off to the side. Jesse sneaked up with stealth and grabbed one of the bombs out of his bag, then quickly booked it out of the room. He ran back outside to the racing track in the backyard. He peaked around and didn't see anyone, so he quickly took the cap back off the fuel tank and dropped the bomb inside.

"Yes, as soon as that ass takes off, he's gonna blow. That's what he gets for trying to take my man!" Jesse said aloud. He laughed, almost becoming aware of how gruesome his idea was for a second when he suddenly heard the sound of Hank's voice from the door neary. Jesse ran off and jumped behind a garbage bin.

"That was some good lunch I tell you what," Hank stated as he and Captain Falcon laughed.

"Yeah," Captain Falcon agreed. "Say, you wanna sit in the passenger seat and see how fast this bad boy can go?"

Hank's eyes lit up. "Do I? Of course I do! Let's get in and start this thing up!"

Jesse's eyes widened and his heart froze.

"No..."

Captain Falcon and Hank climbed into the car and it took off at rapid speed as Jesse ran from the garbage bin.

"NO!"

The vehicle blew up in the disance only a few seconds after taking off. Captain Falcon and Hank's remains flew up in bits through the air. They rained down to the ground as Jesse dropped to the ground in tears.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He started crying hysterically as Pac-Man ran out of the house in shock.

"What was that noise?" Pac-Man shrieked. He then looked over and saw the blast, body bits, and crater from the explosion. "Falcon... his car...? How?"

Mario sighed as he crossed Captain Falcon's name off of the member's list. He also worried about his financial status as he signed papers having to deal with Hank's death. Danny would definitely threat to sue if not Jesse himself. Mario truly felt sorry, feeling bad for worrying about things such as money at a time like this. He scheduled Captain Falcon's funeral for next week.

Samus was spying on Mega Man and Stephanie.

"You don't need her, right?" the girl asked her robot lover.

"Her I do not need," Mega Man stated in a robotic, dull voice.

"That's right! No Metroid for you. You're with me now," she said.

"I'm with you now," he said.

Samus clenched her fist and walked away. Soon she would pay.

Mario was lying down in bed talking to Peach when the phone suddenly rang.

"Hello?" Mario answered.

"Mr. Mario, is it? I have some bad news," the voice on the phone said.

Mario tightened up. What could it be now?

"I regret to inform you that Mr. Fox, Mr. Falco, and Mr. Wolf have all been hit by a drunk driver. They were walking along the side of the road and got hit. Mr. Falco is still alive, though in critical condition at the hospital. It is very unlikely he shall live."

Mario shed a tear.

Thursday

February 26, 2015

Today was the most tragic yet. Both our guests and residence lost people. Mario is deeply saddened by the loss of his friend Captain Falcon and Fox. He was close to those two and I know this is going to have a negative effect on him for quite some time. I just hope it doesn't bring him down for the rest of his life, though I wouldn't blame him. Our guests will only be staying a couple more days and then they're leaving. Thank goodness, I can't wait to see them leave.