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"Alright guys, let's gather around before the matches start!" Daichi called across the gym to Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto and Akaashi.
"Just a minute, I'm updating my Snapchat." Oikawa responded, tapping his phone's screen quickly.
"Come on, Trash King." Kuroo said, pulling Oikawa away from his team/fans.
"Ugh. Fine." Oikawa growled as he tossed Kuroo's hand off his shoulder and made his way across the gym.
Joining the rest of the self proclaimed all-stars (because let's be honest, Oikawa is the only REAL All-star on the team) Oikawa tried his best to pay attention to Daichi's words.
"Allright, so let's go over the game plan we composed last night."
"Right!" Suga nodded, pulling out a carefully color-coated, laminated, binder labeled "The Plan".
"Wow, do you have a life?" Oikawa asked sarcastically.
It wasn't that Oikawa didn't appreciate the value of hard work- after all, he spent at least a good hour on his hair every morning- but Sugawara Koushi had a tendency to overwork himself when it came to, well… everything volleyball related.
Suga, used to the rude comments by now, ignored his roommate and began to explain "The Plan."
"Our first game is against Fukurodani. Now, they don't have Bokuto any more-"
"HEY HEY-"
"-shut up." Akaaaaaaashi cut Bokuto off before the former captain could say the last "Hey."
"Akaashi?" Bokuto looked at Akaashi with wounded eyes.
"Sorry, Bokuto-san, but I think we can fill in your two cents." Akaashi tried to explain. Seeing that Bokuto was still lost, he added, "I'll toss to you."
"AkAAAshiii!" Bokuto screamed happily.
"As your captain…" Oikawa tried to speak but was cut off quickly by Daichi.
"Oikawa, we agreed we would all be captains." Daichi crossed his arms. "Save Suga and Akaashi."
Suga rubbed his face with his hands and Akaashi pulled him to the side away from the soon-to-be arguing "captains".
"I don't want to cause any conflict!" Suga emphasized hurriedly.
The other first-year university students ignored Suga's desperate pleas.
"I know that we all agreed to share the captain-hood." remarked Oikawa, "But that doesn't mean we share it in equal amounts."
"What?" Asked Kurro, clearly taken back.
"I mean, crazy owl-hair gets like, 12% percent of the captain hood."
"HEEEEeeeyy...12%!" Bokuto squawked in indignation.
Oikawa continued unabashed "Daichi can have 6%, and Kurro gets 2% of the captain-hood."
"So 12% is actually pretty good?" Bokuto muttered, looking pleased with himself.
"That leaves a reasonable 80% of the captain-hood for me." Oikawa said with a smile. "Luckily for you peasants, I am willing to take the responsibility."
Daichi scowled, resembling the grim reaper incarnate, while Kurroo simply muttered
"Trash."
Oikawa's response was to smirk at his very annoyed co-captains, but before things could escalate any further (because things were definitely about to escalate), Suga stepped in, backed by Akaashi.
"Guys, you can save your, your-" Suga started, struggling to find an appropriate word to describe their team dynamics.
"-immature, pointless, juvenile cat fights." Akaashi supplied.
"Thanks, Akaashi. You can save that for later. Right now, we need to focus on "The Plan.""
I am so sorry. I really am. But that's it for this chapter.
"Why?"
Why? You ask?
IAspireToSleep and I need your help.
Thats right.
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We are currently undecided on whether or not we should write out all four matches.
We are definitely willing to, but we don't want to do a lot of extra work if you guys would rather not read about the matches themselves.
So please, review, comment, message, or harass us- Do you guys want to see all four matches, or just a couple?
This isn't for us, this is for the all-stars. DO IT FOR OIKAWA. DO IT FOR OIKAWA'S HAIR.