Chapter 6 Training
"Again," Anko shouted as the three genin were practicing tree walking by having giant snakes chase them up, nonpoisonous ones.
"But Anko-sensai…" Sakura started to complain.
"No breaks," Anko shouted, "You've only started only 10 minutes ago."
It was true, they started at 5 in the morning and it was currently 5:10 and it was still dark out.
"Pathetic," Sasuke scoffed at Sakura, who recently healed from his injuries, in his distraction the snake that was chasing him caught up to him and bit him in the side and he cried out in pain.
Kakashi, who was dragged there by Naruko, said, "Must you be so hard on my genin?"
"Yes I must," Anko said as she licked her lips sadistically, "Unless you want to take their place?"
Kakashi started sweating bullets, "It's fine; everything is fine!"
"It's trying to eat me," Sasuke yelled in pain as he tried to get free from the snakes bite.
"Stop struggling you're only making it worse," Naruko yelled in a non-concerned voice.
"When we get back my mother is going to hear about this," Sakura threatened/complained.
"Is that your only threat," Naruko asked her as Sakura continued the exercise. "At least Konohamaru's threats have merit, and he hasn't started the academy yet!"
"Sai, you can do the water walking exercise now," Anko said as she noticed that he was effortlessly going up and down the tree and dodging her snakes attacks.
"Yes mam," he said with his fake smile as he jumped down from halfway up the tree and an ink Japanese lion managed to catch him before hitting the ground and Sai went towards the lake.
"Your team sucks," Naruko said as she deadpanned, "Sai's the exception and we both know why, so why haven't you having your other two genin keep up their basic training? It's been three months since graduation they should have learned this exercise down by now. Kurenai's team learned it by the end of the third week, and Asumas by the end of the first month."
"It was on the to-do list?" Kakashi offered weekly.
"Are you telling me or you asking me," Naruko asked threateningly.
"Telling," Kakashi said a little too quickly for Naruko's taste.
"I'm going to check on the genin with the obsession with Dicks," Anko said.
"I'll keep an eye on these three wannabe's," Naruko said.
"I'm not a wannabe Shinobi," Kakashi complained.
"I never said you were a wannabe Shinobi, you're a wannabe sensai," Naruko told the down Jounin. "In the three months Sakura hasn't learned a thing outside of the Academy Basics, Sasuke as a superioity complex with an ego the size of the Hokage's monument and don't get me started on the jutsu's you only taught him while ignoring your other genin!"
"Sasuke needs to be happy," Kakashi countered.
"Or what, he'll defect," Naruko asked rhetorically, "We've gone this long without the Uchiha's Sharingan and we can still live without it. It's not like the end of the world if he dies or defects. Quit playing around pinky, you haven't gotten to the top yet!"
Sakura was screaming in absolute terror as she somehow how managed to get on top of the head of the snake that was chasing her and it was trying to shake her off.
"Does it look like I'm having fun," she cried out in terror.
"Is that a trick question," Naruko asked in an I-don't-give-a-shit tone.
-3 hours 36 minutes 42.86 seconds later-
"Congratulations you two, you've mastered the tree walking exercise," Naruko said with a smile on her face.
"Fuck *pant* you," Sasuke said giving her an evil glare as he was nursing his snake bites and Sakura laid on her back due to exhaustion.
"I love you too," Naruko replied with a smile on her face and she then smiled evilly and continued, "Now it's for the water walking exercise."
Sasuke managed an audible gulp and Sakura was trying to hide behind Sasuke in fear of the sensai from hell.
At the lake Naruko was shooting energy bolts at the two genin as the tried to master water walking and dodge her attacks while Sai was eating his breakfast and drinking his OJ at the lakes shore along with Anko who was eating her Dango.
"The student has become the master," Anko said as she watched Naruko's training method.
"Dickless and the boobless lack motivation," Sai said with his fake-smile.
"Any suggestions," Anko asked.
Sai thought about it for a second and got out his scroll and paintbrush and drew various animals and they came to life and started attacking his two teammates.
"You shouldn't attack your teammates," Kakashi scolded his student, while lying down beside Anko's and Sai's breakfast.
"Sai isn't attacking them, he's motivating them," Anko countered with a childlike grin on her face. "If you don't like it I can convince the Hokage that you should pay for a Danzo/Ramen all you can buffet."
Kakashi was anime sweeting now, "Sai is motivating Sakura and Sasuke not attacking them."
"Good boy," Anko said giving him a chocolate chip cookie and placed it on his chest, "Here's you reward."
"I wanted my book back," Kakashi whined.
"I'm readiing it," Anko said as she took at a familiar orange book and opened it as she took another bite out of her dango.
Kakashi was crying anime tears about his 'precious' being read by 'unholy' eyes.
"Man up Kakashi or do you want to join your precious Uchiha," Naruko asked Kakashi.
Kakashi visible eye widened in horror and shook his head frantically 'no'.
"Then don't complain," Naruko said with a hint of anger in her voice, "We have 3 months of training to catch up in less than a week due to your laziness!"
"You don't mean that," Kakashi complained.
"Of course I do," Naruko shot back, "They shouldn't be on a C-rank mission with their pathetic skills!"
"Sasuke isn't pathetic," Sakura screeched as she barely dodged one of Naruko's energy bolts but her hair was hit and it caught on fire. Sakura frantically tried to put out her hair and she sunk into the lake to over her head. She quickly resurfaced and spat out some water.
"Dickless is pathetic, boobless," Sai said with that creepy fake smile of his.
"Sasuke does have a dick," Sakura shot back and tried to continue the exercise.
"Should I be concerned that she didn't deny the boobless comment," Anko asked in general, which Naruko just shrugged as she continued to fire her energy beams.
5:59 a.m.
Sakura and Sasuke were asleep in their respective rooms and two different shadows shadows appeared over them and a loud explosion came from Sasuke's room and a shriek came from Sakura's room.
"Go back to sleep dickless," Sai said half-awake who was sharing the same room as Sasuke and Kakashi and went back to sleep.
"Get up you brat," Naruko shouted in stereotypical drill instructors voice, "it's time for boot camp!"
"Sasuke has enough," Kakashi tried to reassure Naruko.
"As a Jounin instructor we're not supposed to hold their hands, we're supposed to make sure they don't die on a mission! If that means them hating us for it than so be it," Naruko shouted as she chewed him out and put her attention back on Sasuke, "What are you waiting for Genin? An open invitation? Move, move, move!" Naruko was laughing like a madwomen as she encouraged Sasuke to move faster.
"The council will hear about this," Sasuke shouted/threated.
"Have you learned nothing!?" Naruko asked as shot another energy bolt at Sasuke, "I don't give a damn what the Civilian Council thinks of me! Mwahahahaha!"
She shot various energy beams at Sasuke to encourage him to move faster.
In the girls room Sakura was woken up by having ice cold water dumped on her and being chased by a 14' constrictor, curtasey of Anko and she just laughed as the snake chased her as she got ready for that mornings training and screaming for her life.
"My mother will here of this!" Sakura shrieked.
"I'm so scared of someone who cannot legally punish a Shinobi," Anko said in mock horror before bursting out laughing as she threw a kunai at her.
After the week of training Naruko, Anko, and Team 7, minus Sai who was chosen to watch of Tazuna's family, was at the unfinished bridge and the mist was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife.
They walked carefully as they heard no sounds of construction until a familiar scent hit Naruko and Anko, the scent of dead and decaying bodies, and they took up fighting stances and the two genin saw this and followed and Kakashi continued reading his orange book. Just then a shadow formed in the mist and they got ready for anything and it was a construction worker who was badly wounded and he collapsed as he got to Tazuna and he caught him before he hit the ground and gently laid him down.
"What happened," Tazuna asked in surprise and horror.
"A d-demon hidden in the mist," the worker said before he drew his last breath.
In guilt Tazuna closed his loyal workers eyes out of respect.
A familiar voice could be heard coming from the mist, "You should be proud he survived longer than the others."
Naruko smiled and said in a childish voice, "Why Zabuza I didn't you were into bondage. So you didn't get off from our last meeting?"
"That didn't count you caught me by surprise last time," Zabuza said a little too quickly before clearing his throat and Naruko smiled as Anko snickered in amusement, "Hand over the bridge builder and no one gets hurt."
"How about we give you a pink haired banshee and a boy with a hairstyle of a duck's butt and you can go on your merely way and no one gets hurt," Naruko countered offered. While Sakura was cluelessly nodding in agreement because of the killer intent that filled the air.
"Tempting but I can probably get half of what I'm being paid by selling the snot-nosed Uchiha brat to Kumo and a few Ryo for the pink haired girl," Zabuza responded in voice that told them that he was weighing his options.
"Hey," but the Uchiha and the Haruno said at the same time both of them sounded insulted.
"When we get back I'm going to report you," Kakashi growled threateningly.
"I'm so scared," Naruko responded sarcastically.
"Haku you take the brats, I'll handle the Jounin," Zabuza said.
"Of course Lord Zabuza," a feminine sounding voice said.
Omake:
At a Star Wars convention Kiba was in a Han Solo outfit, Akamaru in a Chewbacca outfit and he managed to catch up to Shino who was dressed up as a Jedi Knight.
"Hey Shino, have you heard they're making another Star Wars trilogy," Kiba asked his friend/teammate.
"Yes I have," Shino said pushing up his sunglasses.
"I wander what it's going to be about," Hinata asked as she walked up in Princess Leia's slave outfit.
Kiba collapsed looking at Hinata due to blood lose from his nose.
"I hope the story line is better the prequel trilogy," Shino said.
"I liked the prequel trilogy," Sai said as he walked up dressed up as the gungan Jar Jar Binks with his fake smile.
In the background you see Shikamaru dressed up as C3-P0, Choji as R2-D2, Sakura as Watto, Neji as Darth Vader, Ino as an Ewok, TenTen as Padme Amidala, Lee as a Storm Trooper with green armor instead of white, Anko as Boba Fett, Asuma as Mace Windu, Kakashi as General Grevious, and Kurenai as Aayla Secura.
"Everyone has their own taste and it's about its better than the convention next door," Naruko walking up as an orange-skinned Torguta named Ahsoka Tano.
In the convention next door they're showing the Twilight movies back to back you see Sasuke dressed up as Bella Swan, Orochimaru as Edward, and Kabuto as Jacob. Various other villains from Naruto were dressed up as random characters from the movie.
To Be Continued…