Episode 6: Let's Rome-ble
"Last time, on a very special episode, of Total Drama: World's Revenge!" Chris says.
*FLASH*
"Hollywood! The big city of lights, fame, fortune, and a whole LOT of drama! Dakota and Paije's feud against each other went over the top, declaring war on each other, to prove who's the better actress. With this feud going on, the two teams worked harder in order to impress the easily-angered girls. After filming, the team's short films were shown, in our usual Gilded Chris Reward Ceremony. At the end, the Bald Eagles finally won again, and Paije was eliminated, making her this season's first newcomer to take the drop of shame; our falling star. However, it was revealed by Jo, that she was the one who caused Paije's elimination and (quote-on-quote) 'anger issues', by on purposely causing her team to loose while making the last two filming's look bad. Nick even declared his revenge on the Killer Tornados, for he and Paije had found affection for one another."
*FLASH*
"Right now, we've got more than five villains this season- we've got six now; Nick. Who will surive today's challenge, you may ask? I don't know. Because today, I've decided to make things extra violent for our remaining twelve! Find out who's going home tonight, on Total...Drama...World's Revenge!"
*THEME SONG*
Dear mom & dad, I'm doing fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanna be, and now I think the answer's plain to see...
I WANNA BEEEE FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun,
Well pack your bags, 'cuz I've already won
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day...
CAUSE I WANNA BEEEE FAMOUS!
NAH nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah...
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be FAMOUS!
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be FAMOUS!
(whistling)
During the night on the Total Drama jet, the winners of the last challenge in Hollywood, the Bald Eagles, were enjoying their night in first class. Zoey, Dawn, and Mikayla were watching a B movie that they've received from Chris as an additional reward; it was lame, but fun to make fun of. Brick and Mike were pigging out at the winners buffet, craving down all the foods that they've haven't had in what seemed like forever!
"Oh man!" Mike exclaimed, mouth full, while stuffing down some chocolate chip cookies. "First class ROCKS! I've forgotten just how much fun this place was!"
Brick swallowed a huge thing of jello before replying, "I know right?! And think about it, if we can get on track and actually win until the teams merge, we can be like this every night and day!"
Nick was sitting in one of the first class seats. He overheard what Brick said, and grinned evilly.
*FLASH*
"OOoooooooo...YYyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh...that's the stuff..." Dakota moaned in pleasure. Right now, she was lying on her chest, on a table, and getting a massage from an expert massage therapist that Chris had ordered for the season. "Nothing like a- Oh! Yes! Right there! Victory massage to celebrate..."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Dakota: Paije is GONE! Yay! My foe has been eliminated, just like how I thought it would happen. Now that she's gone, there's only one true actress on this plane...moi! *Giggles* I mean, c'mon? She actually thought that she was better than me? Psh! Yeah right! In her dreams! Am I the only one who doesn't miss her?
Nick: I. Am. Distraught! Paije is now gone, and it's all because of those damn Tornados! Well, at least I've got her number...we've been texting ever since she found her way to the ground safely. See...*Holds up phone to camera; text messages from Paije and Nick; talking to each other* But my plan to kick ALL members of the Killer Tornados out of the game is a pretty risky plan. I mean, c'mon, what if somebody begins to grow suspicious of my new...uh...behavior? But the only question is...who's the one and only member from the Killer Tornados that's the biggest threat...?
Nick gets up and begins to leave first class. Mike and Brick notices this; Brick calls out, "Hey Nick, aren't ya gonna help me and Mike finish this buffet?"
"Uh...no thanks, guys. I'm just gonna...take a little walk through the plane, that's all." Nick replied, exiting first class.
Mike and Brick looks at each other and shrugs, and goes back into pigging out. The girls (minus Dakota) approaches them, looking rather disturbed by the boys' wild actions upon the food. They were going like a pack of wolves on the entire buffet.
"Ew, gross! At least save some for the rest of us!" Mikayla strictly remarked.
Mike and Brick only responded while pigging out; the girls only heard things like, "Sorry", or, "Hear, take some of this stuff." while throwing some food close to their side of the table. Zoey and Dawn went ahead and ate what the boys had thrown over at their side, thanking Mike and Brick. Mikayla ate some of it too, but didn't even thank them; she found it disgusting how the boys ate in front of them. Well, truth be told, Mike didn't bother her that much. It was Brick that Mikayla was a little disturbed by.
"Got any spaghetti over there?" Dawn asked.
Not looking, Dawn had asked that question while taking a small bite of some French bread. A ball of spaghetti flew over and hit Dawn across the face, sending her down onto the floor. Both Zoey and Mikayla stopped eating to look over at Dawn's empty seat in shock.
"I'm okay..." Groaned Dawn; laying down on the floor next to Zoey's seat.
*FLASH*
"This sucks!" Complained Jo, who was eating some of that grey slop that the losers were forced to eat. Everyone else was in an agreement with Jo; that was something that was rarely done.
Lightning gets up and throws his 'food' out in the loser class room.
"I can't eat this!" Lightning exclaims. "Lightning's gonna get himself some real food!"
Lightning exits the mess hall. He eventually returns, holding a big thing of...
"Protein!" Lightning exclaimed happily; sitting down and stuffing it down his throat.
Everyone else just looks at Lightning with disgusted looks, not wanting to watch him devour all of that powder with one big gulp. Lightning wipes his mouth with his right arm, sighing with satisfactory. He then notices the amazed look from his teammates.
"Sha-what?" He asked.
Scott snickered before replying, "Dude, I've never seen so much protein getting craved like that."
"Well, because Lightning needs it!" Lightning exclaimed. "If Lightning looses his protein, just like on season...uh..."
"Four..." Anne Maria finishes for him.
"Yeah, what she said!" Lightning said eagerly. "Anyway, if Lightning ever looses it again, which it WON'T, then Lightning will be weak. Which also means, Lightning won't make it further into the game!"
Jo raises an eyebrow before saying, "You know what, Lightning? You should've said that out loud to us, because what if someone tries to steal it?"
"Psh! Sha-please!" Lightning said. "Ya'll never find out where Lightning keeps his protein! It's completely hidden...safe."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Lightning: Thank the Lord that Lightning's protein is nice and safe, away from those bunch of losers! Because everyone knows that if Lightning does get his protein, then that means there's no spark for the Lightning to strike! I've hidden it where nobody will ever think to look at! I've had it stashed somewhere in the...cargo...thingy...place.
Outside the confessional, Nick was listening. After overhearing what Lightning had just confessed about his source, he grins evilly.
"Hmmm..." Nick grins.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Nick: Of course! Lightning! He's the strongest player on the Killer Tornados besides Jo! It's perfect! I already have a plan to get rid of him. But I'm not gonna start it just yet...
Cut to the next morning, everyone is woken up by a violent girls' scream. The entire plane is shook from the outside point of view.
*FLASH*
Everyone walks into the mess hall, seeing Lightning screaming like a girl while holding the same protein jug from last night. Everyone is watching the embarrassing sight in front of them all. They look at each other, unsure as to what to say or do.
That is, until Lightning spoke up.
"My protein!" Lightning exclaimed. "It's all gone!"
"Uh, dude, you've swallowed that whole thing last night." Scott sneered. "Didn't you say you had some more stashed somewhere on this plane?"
"I checked where I've stashed it already!" Lightning hissed. "It's all gone! Somebody has taken it from Lightning!"
Everyone gasps. Not this again. Last time someone had stolen other people's things, everyone went crazy. While everyone was talking amongst themselves, Nick only looks at Lightning as he's curled up into a ball on the ground, shaking as if he was nothing more but a scared little kid after witnessing a horror movie for the first time, or just got scared from a spooky story on a boy scouts bonfire. Or maybe...perhaps it was more like being freezing cold. Anyway, Lightning was shaking like mad. And it put pleasure in Nick, enjoying his pain.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Nick: Oh dear. What ever had happened to Lightning's protein?
*FLASHBACK*
(Nick is seen in the cargo hold, searching for Lightning's stash of protein. After finding it, all in one big sack underneath some crates, he goes to the elimination room. Opening the plane's door, Nick snickers evilly before throwing the sack of Lightning's protein out of the plane.)
*END OF FLASHBACK*
Nick: *Grinning Evilly* Oopse.
Lightning gets up, glaring angrily at Dawn. He remembered last time. He remembered what went down. Lightning points at Dawn, yelling while breaking the talking, causing everyone to go silent.
"You, creepy girl!" He yelled at Dawn. "You must've stolen it! Just like last time everyone's stuff went missing!"
"What?" Gasped Dawn in shock. "N-No! That wasn't me! That was-" She was about to finish, pointing at Scott; he looked frightened, worried that Lightning was going to soon blame it on him and get into a rampage.
But thankfully, which was a very rare occasion for all of them, Chris enters the mess hall to end off the commotion that's going around.
"Listen up, people," Chris says. "We're about to land at our next destination- Rome, Italy!"
Everyone except for Lightning, who was still in rage about his protein, but quickly shuts up, because they knew that Chris had more to announce.
"Today's challenge will require everyone to participate and work even harder. And yes, I mean everyone," Chris says, giving everyone his usual childish smirk that usually resembled, You're screwed today and I'll be laughing about it. Chris continues with, "I'll be giving all of you further details once we land the plane and reach to coliseum, which is where our challenge will be held today."
As Chris exits the room, everyone was silent and looks at the other team. Lightning soon breaks the silence by saying, "Better watch out whoever took Lightning's protein, because Lightning's gonna-"
"Oh, shut up! It's just stupid powder!" Jo snapped.
The rest of the Killer Tornados nods as they agree with her. Everyone except for Lightning and Nick exits the mess hall. Nick, seeing this as his chance to spice things up even further, walks up to Lightning and says, "I'd better watch out if I were you. Your team must've search and found your protein last night."
"You for real?" Asked Lightning.
Nick nods.
"Yes, I'm for real. But listen to me: don't listen to them. They may have you fooled, but in reality, they were the ones who stolen your protein."
"Well, what should I do?" Lightning questioned. "I don't wanna loose, yet again, I do want them all to go, since it does make sense that they were the bandits!"
Smirking, Nick said, "Well, if I were you (and thank God that I'm not), here's what I would do...show them that you know they took what's yours. Don't hint at them that you know, show them! Get in their faces! Demand to know where they've stashed it! Show them no mercy!"
"You're...You're right!" Lightning exclaimed, running toward the loser class area. While running, he yells, "Thanks, Leprechaun!"
Nick groans in anger at Lightning's comment.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Nick: Hehehe...phase one- complete. Now for phase two.
Lightning: Leprechaun is right! I need to show them that I know that they took all of Lightning's protein!
Jo: It's just stupid powder! Why would somebody go over-dramatic about that?!
Dakota: I didn't get enough beauty sleep! What if I don't look good enough for Rome?
They were now in Rome, Italy. Inside of the coliseum, the two teams were in the center of the huge circular arena, looking up at Chris, who was all decked out in an old time Roman outfit, siting on a thrown on a balcony. Next to him was Chef and an intern.
"Welcome to Rome!" Chris announces. "Today's challenge is a traditional Roman gladiator battle. A fight to the DEATH!"
Everyone gasps in pure horror.
"I was just bullshitting!" Chris says, causing everyone to sigh with relief. Although, they were all still pretty mad at Chris. "Your challenge for today," Chris went on. "Is actually something...pretty different. Still fighting, but not really a Rome tradition. Since we don't have or own the rights to any of the old Roman equipment that people used for fighting back then, this will be a fighting competition."
Everyone begins to get nervous about this.
"You'll only be allowed to use the following," Chris continued. "Your wits, strength, and whatever it is that you could possibly find in that pile of junk over there." Chris then points to his right.
Everyone below follows Chris's finger, and spots a gigantic pile of junk.
Chris went into further directions with, "Also, you guys will have three fighters only. So, pick three of your best fighters, and train them. You will have fifteen minutes to train your fighters, then, it's rumble time. First team to earn six points will win. Six rounds of course, which means your fighters will have two fights. Now, get to it!" Chris takes out a horn and blows it.
Everyone quickly rushes to their own area of the coliseum.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Jo: If anyone is fighting for our team, it's gonna be me!
"Listen up, people!" Jo snapped. "I'm fighting for our team!"
"And me too!" Lightning exclaimed, glaring at Jo.
Jo raises an eyebrow as Lightning continues to give her that dirty look. She never liked it when people gave her those looks. Well, okay, she found it a bit of a challenge- to strike fear into someone's eyes. So, just for a laugh, Jo glares back at Lightning, adding a growl for extra sense danger. Lightning doesn't really show true fear, but his glare did go away.
Anne Maria looks around her team; no one else was going to stand up and fight. With a sigh, Anne Maria raises her hand and says, "Fine, I'll fight. That's three of us."
"What?" They all (except for B) asked her.
"Yeah. You all heard me." Anne Maria sassed back.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Anne Maria: Believe it or not, I'm a pretty tough gurl. Seen me on seasons four and five? Ha! I'm a walkin', talkin', tan, ass-whoopin' can!
"Urg. Fine," Jo sneered. "But you better take down one of those Eagles like you want to win."
"Trust me," Anne Maria replied. "I can do this."
Scott claps and rubs his hands together. Looking at B, he says, "I guess you and I are sitting back and watching the fireworks, Beverly!"
B glares angrily at Scott, and gives him a good punch in the face, sending Scott down. The others just look down at him.
"Alright everyone!" Jo yelled. "Let's get training! Scott and B- you guys train us!"
Scott gets up from the ground, looking all dazed with his big black eye in place on his pale face with a knocked out tooth. He giggles like a little kid while saying, "Dude, course of...big come guy on...train them us let...", Scott then falls down again.
Jo face palms herself and shakes her head. This was going to be a long training session.
*FLASH*
Brick looks over at the Killer Tornados; Jo was training, along with Anne Maria and Lightning. Looking back over at his team with determination, Brick exclaims, "I'll fight for our team!"
"Brick, are you sure?" Zoey asked concerned. "Because Jo is fighting for her team..."
"I'm more than sure!" Brick exclaimed proudly.
Mike did playful flexes; saying in a 'manly' tone of voice, "Zoey, I'll be willing to fight for our team.", and then he winks at her.
Zoey beams up at him, smiling lovely. "Oh, Mike, that's wonderful! But are you sure?"
"Of course!" Mikayla scuffed. "Mike may be scrawny, but he sure is pretty muscular! Besides, have you seen him shirtless, Zoey?!"
"Fine," Zoey replied. "If Mike's fighting, then I'm fighting too! I'm strong as well, if you all remember."
The rest of the team agrees; except Mikayla, of course, who just gives Zoey dirty looks.
*FLASH*
Chris looks down from his balcony, watching as Jo, Lightning, Anne Maria, Mike, Zoey, and Brick are training for the fighting match. The rest of their team is training them; getting them ready. Chris shows some signs of impressment.
Looking back at the camera, he says, "Before we get to the match, questions still remain! Has Nick made Lightning more of an idiot to his own team? Is Mikayla only allowing Zoey to fight in hopes of her getting possibly injured? And where. Is. My COFFEE?!" Chris exclaims in anger, looking directly at his intern.
Terrified, the intern gulps and runs, getting some coffee.
Chris looks back at the camera.
"We'll be right back to find out all of the answers! Right here, on Total Drama: World's Revenge!"
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Nick is drawling Anne Maria's face on a punching bag. Zoey is behind Nick, wearing boxing gloves while watching. She is wearing woman's sports gear; tank-top with short-shorts. Mike is wearing his usual white undershirt that he's usually wearing with his swimsuit, wearing work out shorts, and Brick is wearing an undershirt as well, while also in a pair of work out shorts.
"There!" Nick exclaimed, finally done with the Anne Maria drawling. "Now, use your imagination, Zoey, and bunch her!"
Zoey nods as Nick walks away from the punching bag. Lifting up her gloves, Zoey growls with anger, glaring at Anne Maria's face on the punching bag. She swings her arm and hits it roughly, sending it to swing back. Everyone looks at her; impressed with her strength.
"Oh yeah. We are so gonna win." Dawn observed.
"Thanks, Dawn." Zoey beamed.
Just then, the punching bag swings right back towards Zoey, knocking her down onto the ground in pain. Mike gasps and rushes to her side, taking her in his arms.
"Zoey? ZOEY! Are you okay?" He asked; very concerned
Zoey opens her eyes slowly, and smiles weakly at Mike. "How's my face?" She asked.
Mike looked rather upset. Zoey got a black eye, and both of her cheeks had a very red rash on them, all due to the punching bag swinging back and hitting her when she wasn't looking. Still, Mike had to make his girlfriend feel better, because right now, he could tell that she was in slight pain. So, with a friendly smile, Mike says sweetly, "Beautiful. A little beaten up. But still very beautiful."
Zoey continues to smile weakly at Mike. She gives him a quick peck on the lips. Mike smiles back at her, and helps her get back up.
"Maybe you should sit down for a while." Mike suggested.
"Okay," Zoey replied, going over to their team's bleachers.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Zoey: Maybe I should've punched that bag a little more lighter...
Mikayla: Can I have a replay of Zoey getting hit by that punching bag?
"Okay, Jo, aim for my gloves!" Scott orders, holding his boxing gloves up.
Jo swings and punches Scott instead of the gloves, sending him down.
"I said the gloves! Not my face!" Scott yells, still on the ground.
"Wow...just...wow..." Anne Maria said sarcastically.
Over at the balcony, Chris is watching as both of the teams are training. He groans in boredom, wishing that he'd never given the teams twenty minutes to train, other wise, this whole thing would get to the good part.
"Well, this is taking forever. How boring." Chris sighed. Suddenly, and idea pops in his head, as he stands up, and points his finger the sky above him, saying, "I know what would make this training session more faster!"
*DING-DING*
Everyone from both of the teams groan in annoyance.
"Do we have to?" Complained Mikayla.
"And while we're training?!" Scott added.
Chris took out a megaphone before yelling, "Sing! Or else none of you will get a chance at the million!"
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Song #6- "Let's Get Ready To Rhumble!"
Song Type- Normal
Song Used- "Let's Get Ready to Rhumble!" by "Pj & Duncan"
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Everyone: Lets get ready to rumble!
Nick/Dakota/Dawn/Mikayla (To Mike, Brick, & Zoey): Lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready to rumble!
Lightning: Watch me wreck the Mike! Watch me wreck the Mike! Watch me wreck the Mike!
Mikayla: PSYCHE!
Everyone: Lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get, lets get, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready to rumble!
Dakota: Straight up proovin'! We can getcha groovin'!
Scott: This tracks boomin'!
Mike: It ain't no hype!
Lightning: Watch us wreck the Mike! Watch us wreck the Mike! Watch us wreck the mike!
Mikayla: PSYCHE!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornados: Lets get ready to rumble!
Bald Eagles: Get ready!
Killer Tornados: Get steady!
Bald Eagles: And rumble!
Everyone: Everybody rumble!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornados: Lets get ready to rumble!
Bald Eagles: Get ready!
Killer Tornados: Get steady!
Bald Eagles: And rumble!
Everyone: Everybody rumble! Lets get ready to rumble!
Brick: Sit back, rap attack, don't take no flack!
Nick: Rhyme in time to the rythmn of the track!
Brick/Nick: I'm Ant (I'm Declan), a duo, a twosome!
Anne Maria: So many lyrics, we're frightened to use 'em! So many lyrics we keep 'em in stores!
Zoey: We've even got 'em coming out of our pores!
Dakota: Your father, your mother, your sister, your brother!
Dawn: Everyone's got to be an AKA lover!
Scott: Give us the motivation we can cause a sensation! Give us the aspiration we can cause a sensation! Give us the girls top speed! Give us the girls stampede! Stylin', smilin', everybody buck willin'!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornados: Lets get ready to rumble!
Bald Eagles: Get ready!
Killer Tornados: Get steady!
Bald Eagles: And rumble!
Killer Tornados: Everybody rumble!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornados: Lets get ready to rumble!
Bald Eagles: Get ready!
Killer Tornados: Get steady!
Bald Eagles: And rumble!
Killer Tornados: Everybody rumble!
Mike: Partners in crime, we'll never do time!
Nick: A sentence for us has to end in a rhyme! Raw, and pure like sushi, don't try to do me, use me, or even try to sue me!
Zoey: We lay down the law, we're quick on the draw! We played it, we made it, the rest don't score! No jokes, no messin', we'll teach you a lesson!
Brick: A state of confusion to keep you all guessin'! Freakin' it, sweatin' it, bustin' the mike! Slammin' it, jammin' it, do what you like!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornados: Lets get ready to rumble!
Bald Eagles: Get ready!
Killer Tornados: Get steady!
Bald Eagles: And rumble!
Killer Tornados: Everybody rumble!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornados: Lets get ready to rumble!
Bald Eagles: Get ready!
Killer Tornados: Get steady!
Bald Eagles: And rumble!
Killer Tornados: Everybody rumble!
Scott: Freakin' it!
Brick: Sweatin' it!
Lightning: Bustin' the Mike!
Mike: Slammin' it
Nick: Jammin' it!
Everyone: Do what you like!
Bald Eagles: Lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get, lets get,Lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready, ready, lets get ready to rumble!
Killer Tornadoes: Watch us wreck the Mike! Watch us wreck the Mike! Watch us wreck the Mike!
Mikayla: PSYCHE! Lets get ready to rumble!
Everyone: Lets get ready to rumble! Lets get ready to rumble! Get ready! Get steady! And rumble! Everybody rumble! Lets get ready to rumble! Lets get ready to rumble! Get ready! Get steady! And rumble! Everybody rumble!
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"Alright, guys," Zoey breathed out; turning to her team with determination. "Let's do this!"
*FLASH*
Chris and Chef looked down at the circular arena from their balcony, both teams were in possession. The Killer Tornados were on their side of the arena; the left side. While the Bald Eagles were on their side; the right.
"Consistence," Chris began. "Get in your places! Up to fight first..."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Mike: Bring.
Anne Maria: It.
Brick: On.
Jo: Chris.
Zoey: Mc.
Lightning: Sha-LAME!
"Up for the Bald Eagles," Chris continues. "Brick!"
Brick grins and gets into the circular arena. The others watches him enter the ring from behind. They all had worried looks on their faces; Jo and Lightning were fighting for the Killer Tornados; as well as Anne Maria. If anyone, Brick would be lucky to get Anne Maria. But, surely, Chris wouldn't...would he?
"And...for the Killer Tornados..." Chris grinned evilly. "Jo!"
Brick's eyes widen; as well as his whole team from behind him. Jo, sharing the same evil expression as Chris had, walks into the ring.
"This...won't take long." She promised venomously.
"Oh, I know." Chris grinned. "Now...RUMBLE!"
Jo and Brick glared at each other as they were in the ring, walking around the ring in a circle while still facing one another. None of them dared to move or look away from each other's sight.
"I'll crush you," Jo sneered. "And after words, your team will vote you off for bad fighting skills."
"Oh, I wouldn't say that! Bring it!" Challenge Brick.
Jo sprinted towards him in a quick dash, and head-butts him, sending him flying backwards into the pile of junk. Everyone on the Bald Eagles' team 'oooed', observing the painful crash. The Killer Tornados, however, cheered Jo on. Brick emerges from the pile of junk, putting on boxing gloves. Jo snickers as Brick comes back into the circle, facing Jo once more.
"Like I said: BRING IT!" Brick roared.
"As you wish..." Jo snarled.
Jo began to throw rapid punches at Brick, but he was able to block each one with his gloves.
"Nice try, Jo-ke!" Grinned Brick.
Jo's eyes widen with pure anger, and growls with everlasting might as she lifts her right leg up high, and kicks Brick as hard as she ever could in the crotch, making him yell in pain as he falls onto his knees, coving his crotch. With just one more adding to the pain and pleasure, Jo gives Brick one last hard punch to the face, sending him down onto the ground hard.
Jo grins victoriously.
"Round one goes to the Killer Tornados!" Chris announces.
The rest of the Tornados cheer as Jo walks back to her team's bleachers.
"I know; I'm amazing." Jo said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Brick: WHY...why is it ALWAYS the crotch; WHY?!
Jo: THAT'S for calling me, Jo-ke, DORK-STRAP!
"Brick...are you okay?" Zoey asked, concerned as she kneels down next to Brick's side.
Brick only shook his head 'no'. Mike and Nick helps him up and takes him to the bleachers. Zoey and Dawn frowns as they watch Brick being carried back to the team's bleachers. Dakota walks up to Brick with an ice pack; she places it in between his legs.
"And now for round two!" Chris announces. "Zoey versus Anne Maria!"
Anne Maria grins viciously. Zoey looks a little nervous, but glares at Anne Maria; she glares back. Mike places a hand on Zoey's shoulder, saying, "Zoey, you do know that even though you two hate each other, you don't have to try and kill each other, right?"
"Yes, Mike, I'm aware of that." Zoey said with determination. "Now, if you'll excuse me..."
Mike and the others watch as Zoey and Anne Maria steps into the ring. They both run after each other, throwing punches like mad. Eventually, Zoey rips off a piece of Anne Maria's hair (by accident), which causes her eyes to get big; shocked, taken by surprise.
"What the-?!" Anne Maria fells her hair, gaspsing when she realizes that pieces of her hair are now missing. She growls in pure rage toward Zoey, which gets her a little too nervous.
Zoey drops the pieces of Anne Maria's hair as she slowly walks backwards, back facing the pile of junk from a few feet.
"Now...Anne Maria...I'm sorry. I really am! Please, you do know that just because we're enemies, we don't have to try and kill each other, right?" Zoey said, reprising Mike's words before stepping into the ring.
Anne Maria continues to glare and growl at Zoey. She reaches into the pile of junk, and pulls out a trash can lid and a pipe.
"DIE, RED!" She roars, before swinging her pipe at her.
Zoey gasps, and ducks. Everyone else watches with awe; Mike showed worry.
"You can do it, Zoey!" Mike encouraged; cuffing his mouth with his hands.
Zoey reaches into the pile of junk and pulls out the same items that Anne Maria held. She swings toward Anne Maria, but she blocks the hit with her trash can lid, and attempts to poke Zoey hard in the ribs with her pipe.
Zoey ducks and swings at Anne Maria's legs, sending her down with a thud and a scream. "Ahh!" Anne Maria yells before crashing down.
"Sorry!" Zoey yelled, running back into the circular ring. Anne Maria picks up an arrow from the ground that was next to the junk pile, stands up, aims, and throws it roughly towards Zoey. She screams faintly as she blocks it. Zoey looks back at her opponent and glares; saying in a whisper, "But not entirely..."
Zoey roars as she begins to run towards Anne Maria. Anne Maria does the same; both girls waving their pipes in the air and holding their trash can lid shields in front of each other.
Everyone was amazed by how rough these two girls were. Zoey and Anne Maria were pushing against each other with their shields, trying to get a good hit against one another with their pipes. This action went one for a full minute and a half before Chris yells, "Enough already! It's a tie! There!"
The Killer Tornados cheer; the Bald Eagles too, but were also kind of upset that they've got only one point while they have two.
"Wow...nice job, Zoey. You hurt? You need me to get you anything?" Mike asked; concerned for Zoey's health.
"I'm fine, Mike." Zoey giggled. "Honest."
Chris looks down at the teams before announcing, "Round three- Mike versus Lightning!"
Zoey kisses Mike before saying sweetly, "Don't worry about me, okay? Good luck."
Mike smiles and kisses her back before walking into the circular arena. Lightning glares at Mike, walking towards him; the Killer Tornados showed interest in this round, putting up bets that Mike will lose. Nick grins evilly. After making sure that no one was looking, he sneaks away from his team, and digs through the pile of junk.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Nick: Time for part two of my strategy. Like they always say: the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Nick watches as Mike gets punched to the ground, Lightning stands over him, laughing. The Killer Tornados are cheering Lightning on, encouraging him. The Bald Eagles, of course, were showing worry. Both Zoey and Mikayla were showing signs of attempt rescue, but knew that their team could get disqualified if done so.
"I'll ask ya one more time," Lightning sneered to Mike, bending down to his level. "Where is Lightning's protein?!"
"I-I don't know!" Mike snapped back. He punches Lightning in the face, sending him down on his back. "I've never seen it or knew about it this season!"
As Mike jumps onto Lightning chest, he begins to slam punches onto his opponent's face. Lightning groans in anger, and forcefully shoves him off of his body, by kicking him off. Mike's body flew towards the pile of junk and crashed. Getting up, Mike runs after Lightning.
"Be careful, Mike!" Zoey yelled in worry.
"Show him who's boss!" Mikayla yelled secondary.
"Take him down!" Zoey went on.
"Take out the Lightning, Thunder!" Mikayla screamed.
Zoey gave Mikayla a humorous look. Noticing this, Mikayla looks at Zoey, and asks, "What?"
"Thunder?" She giggled back in response.
Mikayla, glaring at Zoey, watches as the red-headed girl continues to giggle. Mikayla's eyes then soften, and joins in on the giggling.
"Shut up," Mikayla giggled along, giving Zoey a light punch in the arm.
The two then notices their actions, and quickly looks away from each other, feeling awkward, for they were supposed to be enemies.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Zoey: Mikayla and I...bonding? No. It would never happen. Can it...?
Mikayla: Zoey? Hmp! As if! We would never bond. Can we...?
Nick, after making sure that no body was looking, throws a banana peal onto the ground. Lightning walks backwards, glaring at Mike with a black eye, raising his fist up, but slips on the peal, and crashing onto the ground.
Chris looks up from his magazine and notices that Lightning is on the ground, too pained to get back up.
"And the score is tied! Two-to-two, Tornados and Eagles!"
The teams cheer. Scott glares, rubbing his chin in suspension. He sees Nick walking back his team, celebrating their team's victory this round. As for the rest of the Killer Tornados, they help Lightning get up and walk him back to the bleachers. Scott continues to give Nick a weird look.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Scott: Hmm...banana peal coming out of nowhere...New guy last of the Eagles to show up in sight...Nick seems to up to something; a dirty trick. I like that in an opponent. I must continue to observe him, to see if it was really him and see who will strike next round.
"Right now, it is tied- two against two! Who will win a break the tie?" Chris grinned at the camera. "Find out when we return with more Total Drama on this season's world tour; revenge addition!"
The screen goes black for commercial break.
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
The bell rings and Brick and Jo step into the circular arena once more. Brick, still in slight pain, shoots daggers with his eyes at Jo. She does the same, but grins a vicious smile, knowing what she can win this round once again.
"Round four!" Chris announces. "Jo versus Brick...again!"
"Bring it one, Jo-ke!" Brick snapped.
Jo punches him arm, sending him crashing onto the ground below him. "What did you just call me?!" She snapped. Picking him up, Jo gave Brick an uppercut on his gut, which made him ache even more. Jo then lifts Brick over her head, and throws him on the ground hard.
"Call me that one more time, and you'll never see the light of day again!"
*CONFESSIONAL*
Jo: When I was a little girl- ten years old, I was always being picked on by most of the boys in my school. They called me "Jo-ke", because I was a girl who loved sports instead of those other girly things. Which may explain why some people would mistake me for a boy!
Brick got back up from the ground, and when Jo wasn't looking, he body-rammed himself against her, sending her down hard. However, Brick's forceful ram upon her caused a delay to get up, for Chris rang the end bell.
"Round's up! Brick scores a point for the Bald Eagles!" Chris announces.
Jo shoots Brick a glance of anger. The two walk back to their teams, and tag the ones who were going out into the arena next (Zoey and Anne Maria).
"Good luck, Zoey!" Mikayla shouts.
Zoey turns around, surprised by Mikayla's luck. This seriously wasn't like her at all. First they were both giggling, and now she's wishing her good luck, in hopes that Zoey actually wins this round? This was just all too weird. So, just to be kind and take advantage of Mikayla's sudden change in behavior, Zoey waves back with a smile while relying, "Thanks!", and goes off into the arena, where Anne Maria was waiting.
Mikayla's eyes widen with confusion. What was happening with her?
*FLASH*
Nick sneaks his way over to where Lightning was- the Killer Tornados' training arena. Right now, Zoey and Anne Maria were in the process of playing 'gladiators' again, so this was the perfect moment to pull off the rest of his plan.
Lightning sees Nick making his ay over to his presents, and asked, "Why you over here, Leprechaun?"
Nick shoots Lightning an angered glare; annoyed, before replying, "Okay, one- DON'T call me that! And two- I guess I should go back over to my team's side, considering how you don't wanna know who took all of your protein..."
Lightning's eyes snap open, and quickly grab Nick's shoulders to stop him.
"Hold on now," Lightning says as he turns the other boy around, so that he could face him. "Who are you referring to?"
Nick turns his head and points toward Jo. Lightning sneered in anger.
"If I were you..." Nick said. "I'd show Jo who's boss."
"Oh. My. Zap!" Lightning yelled. "The Lightning's gonna strike dat man-lady where it hurt!"
Just then, the sound of Zoey screaming and hitting the ground was heard. The ending bell had rang, and Chris announced the sixth and final round for the challenge. Nick grinned and says to Lightning, "Speaking of hurt..."
Lightning knew what to do, and grinned viciously. He had an idea, which never really turned out good.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Lightning: If anyone's gonna pay for taking Lightning's protein, it's gonna be Jo! Lightning will make he...or...she...I can't remember, really. But anyway, I'm still gonna make her pay! Leprechaun is right, and leprechauns never lie! Sha-Lightning!
Nick: Hehehehehehe...How pathetic! It's sooo easy to play these people, that's it's starting to get boring this fast. But Lightning's only the beginning of my strategy. Oh yes, there's MORE to come! For Paije! *Evil Laugh* *Chooks and coughs* ... *And then evilly laughs again*
Nick makes his way back to his team. Dakota notices Nick returning and asks, "Where were you? You just missed the fifth round."
"Oh, don't worry," Nick replied. "I just took a little stroll to get my mind off some things, that's all. Like Paije's elimination."
Dakota raised an eyebrow and gives Nick a suspicious look.
*FLASH*
Lightning and Mike step into the arena, ready to battle it out for their team.
"We're now down to the sixth and final battle round!" Chris announces. "The winner for this round will also win for their team! So, let's get beating!"
The bell rings.
Mike, about to punch Lightning, notices that Lightning runs away from him, and jumps onto Jo by surprise, beating her instead of Mike. Everyone was just still; frozen. Unsure of what to say or do. Some of them gasped by Lightning's sudden behavior. Even Nick was surprised! He wasn't expecting Lightning to go that far! But, just to make things seem less suspicious on his part, he acted the same level of shock as the others were, because he seemed a bit too shocked.
Chris quickly rang the bell, and he and Chef sprinted over towards them. Chef separated the two (Jo and Lightning) away from each other. Chris looks very bewildered.
"Well," Chris began. "That was...fast. Well, sense Lightning just broke the rules, and ambushed his own teammate...the Bald Eagles are the official winners of today's challenge!"
The Bald Eagles cheer and hug each other. After Zoey hugs and kisses Mike, and Mikayla high-fiving Nick, the two girls hug and jump up and down; squealing with joy in the process. They stop what they're doing, and quickly let go of each other. Instead, Zoey and Mikayla nervously shake hands and walks awkwardly from each other.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Jo: THAT NO GOOD, LITTLE, BRAINLESS, (LONG CENSORED)
Lightning: Hey, be fair now! Jo disserved it! Leprechaun says, Lightning does! Sha-Yeeeeeeaaaaaah!
Nick: Whoa...that was...unexpected...but funny! *Laughs*
Scott: I saw Nick speaking to Lightning! I knew it! He's such a little rat!...I like that in a player.
As everyone was walking back to the plan, with Chef having to keep Lightning and Jo separated, Scott stops Nick from going anywhere by grabing his right shoulder. Once everyone was unable to hear them, Scott makes Nick turn to him.
"I know that it was you who was talking to Lightning about attacking Jo like that."
Just as Nick was about to say something, Scott covers his mouth and continues with, "And I liked that. Listen, I need an ally. A true ally. Tell me who to vote off tonight, and I swear, I'll do it. And in return, I'll give you all of my team's weaknesses. Will that convince you enough that you can trust me?"
Nick thinks hard for a moment, then pulls Scott's hand away from his mouth.
The two reach out each other's hands to shake them. Scott smiled with victory, but what he didn't know...was that Nick had his free hand behind his back, crossing his fingers.
"Okay," Nick says. "Here's what I you to do..."
He whispers into Scott's ear, which makes him grin.
*FLASH*
"Well, well," Chris says as he looks over at the Killer Tornados, who were sitting down on the bleachers. "What a day...What a day...And, one of you are going home tonight, by taking a 30,000 story drop of pain!" He laughs a little after saying that, which gets the Killer Tornados in worry.
Jo groans before saying, "C'mon, people! We need to step our game!"
Chris looks over to his right, seeing the Bald Eagles sitting on the bleachers, away from the losers.
"And I thank you, Bald Eagles, for joining us on this elimination. Because, for two things. One of them being your reward that's being made in first class- fresh, Italian pizza! That's right, for winning today's challenge in Rome, the Bald Eagles are rewarded with a Roman pizza party!"
The Bald Eagles cheer in celebration, as the Killer Tornados groan.
"Now," Chris says to the Killer Tornados. "Go vote off your best loser."
*VOTING*
Jo *Stamping*: I shall see to it, that this idiot...*Holds up Lightning's stamped passport* will never survive tonight's fall. Chris, if you're watching this, then there's a twenty dollar bill in your private quarters waiting for you if you don't give Brigh-ning a parachute.
Lightning *Stamping*: Protein stealer!
Scott: Nick says, I do. *Stamps*
*Anne Maria Stamps*
*B Stamps*
Chris looks at the votes and grins. He looks at the Killer Tornados, saying, "Well, this is pretty non-surprising at the least. It looks like, according to these votes, that the loser iiiiiissssssss..."
The Killer Tornados looks at each other, glaring in anger.
"...Lightning!" Chris announces, showing the votes.
Lightning gasps and stands up.
"SHA-WHAT?!" He yelled in surprise.
"Lightning...time to go!" Chris says.
Chef grabs Lightning, and throws him over towards the plane's door, which was open. Lightning falls in front of the door, looking up at Chris. He then asks, "Wait! Don't ya need to give me a parachute or something?!"
"Yeeeaaah...about that..." Chris says as he walks over to him. "I was bribed with twenty dollars to not give you a parachute, sooo...see ya!"
And with that, Chris kicks Lightning out of the plane with his foot. His screams while dropping from the sky could be heard. Lightning could be heard, screaming like a girl, all the way down.
"Now," Chris says as he turns around to look at the Bald Eagles. "Bald Eagles, the Killer Tornados have far less competitors then you guys now. That's just not fair, now is it? So, Killer Tornados, say hello to two of your new teammates- Dawn and Mikayla!"
Everyone gasped; especially Dawn and Mikayla. Mikayla stands up from her spot on the bleachers and complains with, "I don't want to be a Tornado!"
"And I don't want to be on a team with the word 'killer'." Dawn remarked.
"Just do it!" Chris snapped.
Both girls groaned and made their way over on the Killer Tornados' side. Mikayla looks over at Mike and Zoey; both were waving at her. Smiling a little, Mikayla waves back at them, then stops, realizing what she was doing again, and quickly marches her way back to the other team.
Looking at the camera, Chris says, "We're down to eleven competitors! Who's next to fall? Find out, on a new episode of Total...Drama...World's Revenge!"
The camera fades.
NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA!
Ireland is both luck and un-lucky! But mostly un-lucky!
*Nick falls off a tavern table. Mike and Brick vomits.*
Only a pot of pain on the other side of this rainbow!
*Jo and Anne Maria rumble*
Look at these un-lucky losers!
*Scott runs as Fang chases after him; screaming.*
IT'S AN ALL NEW REVENGE UPON THESE FREAKS, LADS! NEXT TIME, ON FANFICTION!
Next time- Ireland! ;D
Stay tuned for more!
~Nixter97~ (Formally Fanwriter9)
