Me: Thanks to you guys for your patience. I really appreciate it.

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Who is this character?

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I watch as Mario, my master's worst enemy, runs through the level. I search around in my cloud for a spiny. I bring it out, and throw it down at the plumber. The icy wind makes me shiver, and my cloud sighs. I fix my goggles on and watch the spiny fall through the air. It lands on the plumber, and I hear a loud 'OOF!' as the spiny hits him. The plumber looks up at me and shakes a fist as he is reduced to small size. He jumps on a line of blocks, and ground pounds on one of them. A mushroom comes out, making me growl in anger.

'Hey Mario!' I yell, floating down to the plumber. 'Mario! Mario! Hey! Over here, Mario! Marrriiiiooooo!'

I continue to shout at the plumber, trying to brake away his concentration for the mushroom. He dashes towards it, and I float after him. I float right in front of him, making him slide to a stop.

'Hey! Hey Mario! How are you doing? Going to save Peach again, I assume?' I say.

'Ugh. I'm not in the mood! Let me get the power-up!' yells Mario.

He runs to the left, but I stop him.

'Sorry. I can't do that!' I say right into his ear, annoying him.

'GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!' yells Mario.

'Hey, hey, hey! This is a K rated fic, if you don't remember!' I say. 'Think about those kids who are learning that horrible language!'

Mario turns to the camera.

'HELL! HELL! HELL!' he screams.

While Mario is distracted, I float over to the scarlet mushroom, glistening in the sunlight. The clouds watch me with their cute little eyes. I pick up the mushroom, and float behind Mario.

'Hey! Hey Mario! Mario! Hey, Answer me! Mario! Hey Mario! Look what I got!' I say.

'ARRRGGGGHHHHH!' Mario yells and spins around.

He sees what is in my cloud.

'Give...me...the...mushroom...' he says silently.

'No can do, I work for Bowser' I say, looking smug.

'GIVE...ME...THE...MUSHROOM...' he says a little bit louder.

The camera Koopa slowly backs away.

'Byyyeeeee Mario!' I say, floating into the air.

He watches in anger as I float out of sight.

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I wait in level 4-2 for Mario to come. The blazing sun gets hotter by the minute, making me sweat.

'YAHOO!' I hear a familiar voice yell.

I glance to my left, and see my friend, Goombaity, getting knocked over by a fat man in dungarees. I wait for him to come closer, and then take out the mushroom I took from him a few hours ago. I float down, still out of reach. I wave the mushroom.

'Hey! Hey Mario! Look what I got!' I laugh.

Mario glances up and groans. I expect him to try to catch me, but he keeps walking through the level. With a confused look on my face, I follow the plumber.

'Uh...Mario? I have got your mushroom' I say.

Mario ignores me, and defeats another one of my friends, Koopieka. I start to turn red with anger, and my cloud shoots out a lightning bolt.

'AIM FOR MARIO! AIM FOR THE FAT PLUMBER!' I scream, bouncing around like a maniac.

My cloud shakes violently, turning black. It blasts out a yellow flash of lightning, and it struck the plumber. He falls to the ground, losing his fire flower. My cloud rises back into the air. I watch as Mario gets up and swears at me. I laugh.

'Remember, Mario! This is a K rated fic!'

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I am now in level 6-3, talking to my friends as we wait for Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad and Yellow Toad to come.

'So, what's your plan?' I ask Goombaity.

'Ugh, just walk around, waiting for Mario to step on me' Goombaity says.

'What about you?' I ask Koopieka.

Koopieka stretches.

'Well, I don't know really. Just go with the flow, I guess' she says.

'What's your plan?' Goombaity asks me.

'Well, as you guys can see, Mario is already getting closer to Bowser's castle, and he only started his adventure a few hours ago!' I say.

'Answer my question, dude' says Goombaity.

'Throw down some spinys, taunt Mario with the mushroom I stole from him in level 1-6, and hopefully defeat him' I say.

Suddenly, a Piranha Plant zooms out of a green pipe. We all sigh.

'HI GUYS!' he yells annoyingly.

'Hi...Steve' mutters Koopieka.

'HOW ARE YOU GUYS TODAY?' yells Steve.

I float towards him.

'Look Steve, nobody likes you! Just do everyone a favour and put a plastic bag over you head!' I yell.

'Oh, Well I-I guess I will. B-Bye guys...' he says and goes back down the pipe.

'Man, that was harsh' Goombaity says.

'AND this fic is a K!' yells Koopieka.

I fold my arms.

'Whatever' I say.

Suddenly, a Goomba with a helmet, named Goombig, runs towards us from the left.

'Guys! I just saw Mario and his friends defeating the Goombas and Koopa! STATIONS!' he yells, and runs off to the right, trying to escape.

Then there is a loud cry of pain, and I shudder. As soon as we are about to jump down the pipe, it closes. I attempt to get away with my cloud, but it won't fly up. Koopieka starts to cry.

'We are dead! So dead!' she screams.

Suddenly, Mario and Luigi walk towards us from the left, humming a tune.

'While we are scared for our lives, those two are all happy!' I think in anger.

'Guys! Runs to the right!' I yell.

Me, Goombaity and Koopieka dash to the right. Suddenly, Goombaity slides to a stop.

'Why are you stopping? GO GO GO!' screams Koopieka, tears streaming down her face.

'Toads alert!' yells Goombaity, as Blue and Yellow Toad also walk towards us.

I turn around and see Mario and Luigi getting closer. We back away until we can't back away no more, and the four are upon us.

'EEEEEKKKKKKK!' cries Koopieka, as Blue and Yellow Toad jump on her.

'AHHHHHHHHHHHH!' yells Goombaity, as Luigi stomps on him multiple times.

I watch my friends being defeated, and then my eyes turn to Mario. I back away until I touch a wall. Maio walks closer.

'Time for revenge...Heh heh heh...'

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I float out of hospital. I have a cast on my arm, a bandage wrapped around my forehead, and a bandage around my cloud's eye.

'Ugh. I am now offically scarred for life...' I say, and walk towards a car, where Goombaity and Koopieka wait, also wrapped around with banadages.

As we drive to McDonalds, I think about all the times we get defeated. Goombaity snaps me out of my daydream.

'HEY!' he yells.

'What?' I say.

'I said, 'Do you think Mario has saved the princess yet?'' asks Goombaity.

I see a man and a woman driving in a car next to us.

'That answers the question' I say, pointing.

Goombaity and Koopieka turn, and they see Mario and Peach in a car, looking smug. They laugh at us, seeing our bandages. I get angry.

'Hey! Hey Mario! Guess what? Mario! Hey Mario! I still have your mushroom! Hey! Mario! Hey Mario! Marrrriiiiooooo!'

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A/N: Review who you think the character is please.