Fairy Tales and Broken Tiaras

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I own nothing. For if I did, I wouldn't be on a fanfiction site. Oh no, I'd be making more episodes of my ideas.

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You guys are so great! I LOVED all the reviews. Hehe.

Yes, yes, yes, the Possessed Rodents thingy was entirely orginal. XD You can't blame a girl for originality! .. Right? (:

These last few chapters are probably going to be rather short, so, yes. All I can say is; Hold onto your popcorn and brace yourself!

Sorry for the long wait for an update, I've been busy! AND I had an idea for a RavenXRed X fanfiction!.. -is waiting to hear the "Ewwww"s.-

If you have any ideas, or drawings, or whatever, then please PM me. I adore it when people are that much into my fanfiction! It makes me all warm inside. :3

The humor in these later chapters may not be so great, but that's perfectly alright, because I've got some funny things planned ahead. -grins manically before clapping hands together-

Entirely BRILLIANT!

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Raven's lips tipped in an amused smirk as she moved to the side, letting "Grumpy", fall headfirst into the dusty earth. "You know.. this is really weird. How'd you guys shrink?" She asked, cocking a brow and crossing her arms over another, letting them rest under her breasts.

"Shrink? We didn't shrink! I think we've grown taller!" Doc insisted with a snappy tone of voice.

Even Dopey couldn't help but agree. With a sad frown, he nodded, brows furrowing.

Grumpy got to his feet and dusted away the dirt on his pants and pointy toed shoes, with a beet red face, he simply scoffed at the other dwarf's attempts to prove to Raven that they were tall, "We're dwarves, morons. Of course we're short!" He hissed, before his eyes snapped to Raven. He lifted his head up high and tossed his pick ax behind his back with a 'oomph', "Hey guys, move it! Follow me. WE'RE going home." He barked, walking towards a narrow tree that had fallen over a deep cliff, allowing them to make it to the other side. Of course, they should've been careful. And, of course.. Grumpy didn't see it. With his green eyes still closed, he proudly stalked foreward unknowingly.

Raven so wanted to see him fall with a shreik. That would've been HILARIOUS. But, she didn't want him to get hurt.

While her mind was racing with thoughts, she heard Sleepy attempt to tell him to watch out.

"Hey, Grumpy.."

Yawn.

"I think you should.."

Yawn. Snore.

A fly buzzing past found it's way into the now sleeping Sleepy's open mouth.

"Hey! Watch out Grumpy! There's a-" Doc began, but his attempts ended in.. bad result as well.

Grumpy's(Surprisingly high pitched) shreiks of terror grew louder as he fell off the cliff, clearly not paying attention and much to focused on his own anger.

Raven reluntantly dove off of the cliff, trying to pull down her dress and keep it from flying up and exposing herself. She struggled with one hand to keep it pulled down, while with the free hand, it glowed black and she waved it to the right, causing it to catch the high pitched screaming Grumpy and throwing him back up on land. She slowly flew back uptowards the side, so that they wouldn't see her. Afterall, the last group of people who saw her thought she was a witch. Slowly she waited for her glowing eyes and hands to die down before walking back into their presence.

Each Dwarf stood befuddled.

"You..", Sleepy started, his eyes half way wide, probably about as wide as they could get, anyways, "Saved Grumpy". Then he fell asleep.

Raven rolled her eyes, well, at least he finished his sentence for once. "Yeah". She said quietly.

"Wow! How did you do that?" Doc burst in before pushing up his jaw, "A girl saved Grumpy! Interesting, Miss. You aren't a magic weilder, are you?"

"NO". Raven lied in a child like voice, before silently clearing her throat and repeating in her dull monotone, "No".

"Oh, then how'd you do it?"

Grumpy cut in, "Ah, shut up. She saved me. So I'm not dead and flat as a pancake, that counts for something. I'm in ONE peice. Now let's go". He grouched.

"Hold on now, Grumpy". Doc growled, "What's your name?"

Bashful quietly cut in, "I say.. we call her.. Snowy.. she's so pale.. and pre- pre-- Awwww". He twirled his beard before his cheeks were painted in pink.

Happy cut in with a grin, "No, no! Snowy is to kiddish! Let's call her White!"

"But.. But.." Bashful stuttered shyly, "I-I like Snowy.."

Happy shook his head, "White's prettier".

"Nuh-uh! SNOWY is prettier!"

"White!"

"Snowy!"

"WHITEEE!"

"GUYS!", Grumpy growled angrily, cutting into their ridiculous argument, "How about Snow White?"

"OOOOOHHHHHH". They both awed.

He rolled his eyes, "Whatever. Okay, so, Snow White. Congratulations. Now, let's GO HOME!"

Raven's eyes both twitched, "My name isn't Snow White! It's Raven".

Dopey's nose scrunched up in disgust and he shook his head, giving her a thumbsdown.

".. I agree with Dopey..." Doc mumbled quietly.

"WHAT? That's my name, you dolts!"

"Yeah.. but Snow White is prettier.. it makes you sound nice".

"Which, she clearly isn't". Grumpy mumbled.

"I heard that". Raven said, raising a brow.

"So?"

Raven groaned, rubbing her temples and closing her eyes.

"Let's let Snow White come to our cottage, you know, until she can find a way out of this thick forest?" Doc suggested.

"Ooh! What a gleeful idea!" Happy said with a smile.

Raven shook her head with a moan, "I guess." She said, looking at Happy skip and dance around joyously. He was even more annoying than Starfire.

Her thoughts finally barreled down into a dark pit when something crossed her mind.. Snow White.

Ah! Snow White? No way. No possible way. It isn't logical! She thought, pushing aside her screaming fears inside.

But.. she did have Snow White's clothes.. and there WERE seven dwarves.. even IF they were half of her friends, and she DID get lost in a forest similar to the described fairy tale.

She shuddered at the thought, "I must be dreaming". She muttered aloud, following the shorter bearded versions of her male friends through the remaining forest to a small cottage.

"It's nice, huh?" Happy said cheerful, wigging his eyebrows.

Raven blinked, "Uh, yeah?"

Now this Happy guy was reminding her of the old Beastboy.

Scary.

"I know!" He agreed, humming and walking into the house gleefully. The rest of the dwarves followed.

Raven looked to the side, a large rosebush catching her attention before something smacked her in the forehead and she fell back with a groan. She had walked into a patch of wall ABOVE the small little door!

Sometimes, being tall in a dwarf world really sucked.

The rest of the day got even WORSE.

First, she tripped over the furniture and fell face fowards onto Grumpy. Yeah, that made him really happy.

Second, she bumped her head on the ceiling countless times.

And third, when she tried to cook, she BURNED their food and Dopey nearly died.

It was going splendid.

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Yeah, this is it!

I LOVE to write Raven's part of the story.

It's one of the funnest parts!(I doubt funnest is a word.. XD)

Anyways,

REVIIEEWWWW.