Thank you all so much for the reviews as well as the follows and favorites. I am very happy that you all participated in the guessing game haha. Some of you were quite close! But as a big thank you, when you put your reviews for this chapter, please tell me your otp for Haikyuu!

The mystery will unveiled here! Please enjoy! I know I promised Oikawa, but I didn't write him yet, so for that I hope this chapter was funny enough. If not I am terribly sorry. I am still sorry though.

Note: This is a T rated fic for a great reason.

Don't trust a part time shrine priest.

Hinata can't decide what shirt to wear while Kageyama looks at the mirror sadly. The shrine priest smokes.

"Hinata, how are you so calm?" Kageyama chose to emphasize the last word. "You are never calm."

"It's not that bad, I think Kageyama's experience seems more horrible than me." Hinata muttered. "And… I really wanna cry now!"

"Shut up, you dumbass! Do you want the whole train to notice us?" Kageyama wanted to land a hit on the other, but instead slip and bump into Hinata's chest.

Pardon, English mistake. Not chest, breasts.

Right now he had no idea which was better off.

A rabbit or a girl?

Yes, Kageyama Tobio was now a small lop ear black rabbit. Apparently, breathing too quickly meant stress. No doubt, he was much stressed.

A rabbit can't ever play volleyball. He'll get smashed by one hit of that Oikawa's attack.

"Kageyama, you alright?" Hinata asked and the rabbit glared at him. But the glare didn't come through and it registered as an angry pout.

"How can I be alright?!" He hopped on Hinata's lap continuously in anger. "Be more panicky or something!"

"I guess it's really still alright! It's a bit uncomfortable and tight in those bandages. But at least I still have my man stuff (The thing at the lower half of the male's body)."

Kageyama turned in shock. "What the heck? You are an okama (transvestite) now?!"

"I thought it wasn't that bad since I didn't completely change into a girl." Hinata rubbed his head. "But my chest is a little heavy. It'll get in the way of volleyball..."

Kageyama had no idea what to do or what to say. He really didn't know what was better.

A rabbit or a girl?

Scratch that, a rabbit or an Okama?

They arrived in front of what seemed like a huge mansion after four hours of vacuous wondering.

"Are shrine priests that rich?" Hinata asked in awe despite being very tired.

"If that is the case, I'll go head down that path after volleyball." Kageyama whispered.

"Huh, but Kageyama, isn't it weird for a rabbit to chant the scriptures?"

"You don't tell me that, especially when you don't know if you are a girl or a boy!" The rabbit hissed as it struggled for a better position in the arms.

"Oh yeah, now that I think of it-"Hinata was suddenly cut off by a lady who approached him.

"Seating for one, Miss?" The lady bowed gracefully.

"Huh, it's not 'Miss'!" Hinata stuttered and the lady looked up in confusion.

"Then do you happen to be a boy?" She looked at Hinata, who was thankfully wearing his casual attire. He had not changed much, except that his overall figure became much slimmer and smaller, initially much to his horror and that he had boobs. Still it wasn't so obvious so he could pass as a bishounen (pretty boy).

"I really apologize, Sir!" The lady bowed down once more.

"No, I'm not a boy but I am!"

The lady stared at him even more. Kageyama went to smack him, with his squishy paws unfortunately.

"Anyway, may I see the shrine priest?"

"Shrine priest?" The lady tilted her head in confusion, and she seemed much more slightly annoyed. "This is a restaurant."

"Mr. ehhhh- how do you pronounce that name? It's not even Japanese or English!" Hinata yelped as he looked at the name card.

Sighing, the lady took the card from him and then quickly ushered him in, much to the duo's surprise.

"So whaddya want from me, kiddos?" The shrine priest (supposedly) laid sluggishly on what seemed to be a silken couch, draped with expensive cloth material. Hinata had assumed that the priest would be an old man with a pot belly so it was much to his surprise that he was a middle age fellow. He was handsome no doubt for his age, but this was not issue here.

"Hurry and spit out what you want. I had my ladies leave the room because of you! You keen on doing some jobs or what?"

"I think it is the wrong person."Kageyama muttered to Hinata, who was already one step closer to the door.

"Err, I think we got the wrong person, yes?"

The man grimaced. "Hinata Shouyo and Kageyama Tobio, right? Just sit down here, you current Okama and rabbit."

"Wait, how do you know our names?" Kageyama squeaked (because he IS a rabbit).

"Cheh, I know about your names and that annoying curse. You know, what my old man told me, ah, sixth sense or some crap. Kinda figured 'cause you two had a disgusting smell and your names kinda pop up in my head." The man proceeded to pour, vodka (?) into his cup.

"You look like mafia." Hinata whispered and Kageyama gave a look of "why did you just say that?!"

"Huh, I am mafia. Head of the Mafia group in fact. The man that gave you the 'special entry' card was one of subordinates. Though he is a lazy one. He hates to be bothered." The man shrugged. "Ah, don't worry I won't harm you kids. I am a part time shrine priest after all."

What has the world come to?

"So I want to get down to business, what are we supposed to do to get rid of the curse?" Kageyama asked as he nibbled on some fresh vegetables the shrine priest had ordered. Surprisingly that guy wasn't much of a miser.

Suddenly Hinata burst into the room, he had went to the toilet earlier.

"Kageyama! My manhood is gone!" He cried as he gripped his pants. Kageyama looked up from the food he was eating and there realized that were rabbit pellets in there, much to his horror. And there he thought that these vegetable bowl was the greatest thing he ever ate.

The man clapped his hands in a slow motion. "Congrats, you have upgraded into a girl. At least you are finally sure of your gender."

(For those readers who jumped from the first chapter and came here to read the last chapter, time is proportionate to curse.)

"Why the heck did you put pet food in my bowl?!"

"I said rabbit food and this was what I got." The man yawned.

"Never mind, tell us how to get rid of the curse!" Hinata was shrieking and panicking. Kageyama was still at shocked from the horrors of becoming a full grown rabbit.

"Burn the curse note."

"We lost it!"

"Kinda figured."

Then why did you even ask?!

"Give us another method!"

"None." The man sighed as if he was answering a stupid question.

"What?" The duo questioned at the same time.

"There's none." The man lighted his cigarette.

Kageyama twitched his nose and Hinata's eyes were whites.

I am sorry for this not.

I really love rabbits. My main inspiration.