Well all good things must come to an end. Hope you enjoyed this little romp with me through the Ranma-universe.

I'm exiting with Hello Hooray, as per the lyrics below:

Hello! Hooray! Let the show begin
I've been ready
Hello! Hooray! Let the lights grow dim
I've been ready
Ready as this audience that's coming here to dream
Loving every second, every moment, every scream
I've been waiting so long to sing my song
I've been waiting so long for this thing to come

Roll 'em...

Ukyo woke up to the sound of her cell phone receiving a text and groggily picked it up and smiled when it read:

"Morning beautiful, are you awake yet? Do you want to come by my suite for breakfast? I've already ordered your favourite. Love, Tatewaki-Yes, I do have a first name. ;)"

She texted back, "Morning gorgeous, I just woke up so I need twenty minutes to get ready and then I'll meet you there. Tatewaki-is not a name, but a tongue twister. 0_o Can I just call you Tat or Tate-chan, there must be a nickname you go by? Your parents really have a lot to answer for when it comes to names for children and what is with your family's blade fetish?"

She laughed when he texted back. "Neither of those nicknames are acceptable! There is one that my father bestowed upon me but you shall have to torture it out of me and I get to choose your methods. Yes my parents have a lot to answer for. But a rose by any other name is still a Rose. No you may not call me Rose; that is not what I'm implying! Now stop your dawdling and get your ass up here before I spank it :P"

She giggled and went to get ready.

"Morning Rose" she said when he opened his door and winced.

"Oddly enough that it better a nickname than some you had for me in the past. Cum Guzzling Beaver Dung was particularly inspired it would appear" he said but with a teasing smile on his face as he held the door open for her and admired her in her baby blue sundress.

"Sorry about that" she said with a blush.

"Not a problem. Come and sit down, your swiss cheese and spinach omelet is getting cold" he said, holding out her chair for her. "How did you sleep?" he asked her.

"Not as well as I could have" she admitted.

"Oh you missed getting your daily internal massage from me?" he teased and then laughed when she blushed.

"Oh you are just so full of yourself, if I didn't..." she said in a light manner.

"If you didn't love me" he finished for her.

"Well, I..." she said in a nervous sounding voice.

"Oh you do! You're giving me that deer caught in headlights look that you always have when I have asked about your feelings" he said with a cocky grin."I love you too" he said to her, looking at her in a cute way.

"Um, how did you sleep?" she asked, trying to change the subject.

"Awful, I was sick half the night" he admitted.

"Oh what was wrong? You should have called me" she said out of concern.

"Not sure. I didn't want to disturb your sleep and besides, you wouldn't have wanted to have been here, it wasn't a pretty picture" Kuno said pulling a face. "I think it might have had something to do with those cocktails that Shampoo made for us, the symptoms started mildly around then and got worse later on at night."

"Strange, the only thing that brings on that reaction in you is mushrooms" Ukyo said with a frown.

"You remember?" he said with surprise.

"Yes you told me about how you figured that out when you went to the mushroom temple and had the mushroom stew, as you had never had a mushroom by itself before, so you avoid them" she remarked. "Just because it seemed like I wasn't paying attention, doesn't mean I wasn't. You should avoid drinking that cocktail in the future if that is the case and I won't drink it either" she promised.

"But why would it affect you?" he asked her.

"Cross contamination, I could drink it and kiss you and make you sick" she explained.

"You really do care about me!" he said in triumph. "Just say it" he said.

"Okay, I love you. Are you satisfied?" she said with a world weary sigh.

"Depends on what your answer to my question is" he said mysteriously.

"Oh what would that be?" she asked him.

"I've been giving your suggestion of starting over a lot of thought and you'll probably think I'm crazy but..." he said and went onto explain, waiting for her to protest, but she didn't.

"Yes" she said taking his hand.

"Are you sure? There are further complicates you have to know about..." he added. "I don't want to trap you into something you might grow tired of in a hurry. I mean, you've met my family and know they're both nuts. Then there is a matter of my sister having an alligator as a pet that she might occasionally try to feed you to and my home has a million booby traps that I shall most likely have to fish you out of until you get used to them and...mmmph" he finished when she silenced him with a kiss.

"If you'll stop babbling; my answer is yes" she said, watching him in amusement.

"When? We're only here for one more night but I suppose we can wait.." he began and she kissed him again.

"Let's finish breakfast. You put on a nice but causal suit and I'll change into the white lace sundress I brought and we'll go do it, Tatewaki" she said. "Don't tell the others yet, this is between us" she cautioned him he just smiled and gave her a long kiss that took her breath away.

Ryoga had officially moved into Nabiki's room and he watched as she stepped from the bathroom wearing just a towel and tiptoed past the bed, thinking him still to be asleep. She gasped when he lunged and grabbed her arm, at the same time he snatched and flung her towel from her and she collapsed in bed with him.

"What are you doing?" she asked as he reared up above her.

"Taking what is mine, woman. Are you trying to escape performing your wifely duties by sneaking out while I am asleep?" he teased her, lightly tracing her collarbone. She smelled of some kind of almost spicy soap and coconut scented shampoo.

She giggled, "no I was going to volunteer to go with Daddy and Kasumi to pick up the costumes for tonight" she explained.

"You can, only after I see if you taste as good as you smell" he teased and Nabiki moaned as his lips and tongue explored her nude torso, lingering on her tight rosy-hued nipples and dipped lower down until his tongue danced in her moist cleft until she cried out her completion. His hands parted her trembling legs and her cries announced to everyone else in the suite to go on to breakfast without them...

Akane and Ranma waited until everyone had gone for the day and then sneaked back into the suite to take a shower together.

Akane sighed as Ranma shampooed her hair and then soaped up her body slowly in a teasing way and moaned as he washed her soft folds, slipping his fingers inside her to tease her further.

He pulled her onto his lap, seated the stool they had brought into the large shower with them and gently guided himself inside his beautiful fiancée so that he penetrated her just enough not to break her hymen, that she insisted he could only do on their wedding night. He allowed himself some gentle thrusting, so wanting to take this final part of her that kept them apart but he had given her his oath and therefore, he literally wouldn't break it.

Akane loved the feeling of his gentle penetration and rotated her hips to get more sensation, even though she knew that they walked a knife's edge when they did this, one slip and their naughty flirtations became taboo in her mind. Her lips fastened onto his while she stroked his powerfully built frame and encircled the thick base of him where they were almost joined to stroke him there until he gasped into her mouth and his body trembled with desire. His two fingers found her clitoris and started stroking it, until both were gasping and Ranma's hot spunk splattered against her maidenhood as she liked it to, to remind him that that part of her would be his final conquest of her when she was his wife. He had been her first in every other way.

"Akane why can't we have sex like everyone else? Ryoga's getting laid these days, hell even Kuno! Ranma complained.

"Not until we get married" she said firmly.

"So let's go do it. Our parents would pay for it" Ranma said in frustration. "It's not like we don't love each other" he pointed out.

"I want our wedding to be special, not performed by some half in the bag failed actor at a crummy chapel" Akane complained.

Ranma just shook his head, wondering why it was so difficult to get her to marry him when he wanted to.

Ukyo and Kuno shared broad smiles when they returned and hurried to his suite, "I know I said we should wait, but now that you're mine...I don't think I can," he said as they groped at each other and traded hot kisses.

"That's most sexist thing I've ever heard you say" Ukyo protested.

"Oh yeah? You try saying it" Kuno challenged.

"You're mine, oh that gave me tingles" she said with a shiver of desire.

"Now try saying; I love you, you're mine" he urged her.

"I love you, you're mine. Ummm, you might be onto something" she said, reaching back to undo her zipper.

"Uh uh, I get to undress you and then we will make love, not fuck and it will be beautiful, you'll see" he whispered than added in a sheepish voice, "man, I'm sappy tonight" and she smiled at this. He leaned down and caught her lips and slowly unzipped her dress...and collapsed his head on top of her own in frustration as there was a knock at the door.

"It might be housekeeping, we can tell them to go away" Ukyo suggested.

"No because of the timing it has to be our good friends; the same ones that ignore me ninety nine percent of the time but have to be around me the second I'm about to make love to my new wife" he muttered to her and opened the door once her dress was back in place. "Oh hello gang, you're all here? Look honey, it's the entire Scooby gang coming to visit us. You're all right on time. Won't you all come in?" he sang sarcastically, opening the door for them.

"It bad timing?" Shampoo asked him.

"Not at all" he assured her. "So how can we help you normally busy people? Has Wayne Newton cancelled his performance for tonight?" he asked them.

Ryoga could tell from the glance that Ukyo and Kuno exchanged and their body language, that their relationship had been somehow healed and this made him feel slightly better about how they were going to be linked together for a long time after that night.

"No we just came to make sure you two are doing okay" Kasumi asked.

"Wait how do you know about us?" Kuno demanded.

"You two were hardly subtle about it and the way you two went out of your way to ignore each other when we were all together was a major tip off. That and Nabiki told us" Mousse added.

"Thanks, pal" Kuno said.

'We're just fine; in fact we're better than fine. So if you guys want to go do something else..." Ukyo urged them.

"I'm sorry I hurt you Ukyo" Ranma said.

"You know what, I'm over it" she assured him and was happy to find out it was true.

"Glad to hear it, hope we can still be friends" he said to her.

"I don't see why not" she giggled.

"And Kuno are you okay now?" Kasumi asked. "I know that both Ukyo and yourself like to keep your emotions to yourselves, but we've been worried about you."

"You were? But I thought none of you people really liked me" Kuno said in shock and Ukyo put her hand on his shoulder. He was surprised at their own looks of surprise at what he had said.

"Kuno you have been friends with Nabiki since she dragged you home when you were a little bald-headed five year old boy; you practically grew up at our house. Why wouldn't we care about you?" Soun Tendo asked him.

"We used to play doctor together during nap time. I'm sure you got bigger with time," Nabiki added to her father's and Ryoga's glare of disapproval...and Kuno's blush.

"You got rather perverse later on and had boys attacking me, but I hold nothing against you now" Akane assured him.

"And you always help when one of us in danger, we can always rely on your help. Okay your fighting skills suck and you probably weakest link of all of us, but you still try. Don't worry Shampoo can train you if you really want to learn to fight like real martial artist. I'm sure anyone here of us would offer the same. You have great style but moves are limited." she said holding out her arms to indicate the room.

"Y-you all feel like this?" Kuno asked, frowning at her insult and feeling touched at the same time.

"Of course, we all family. Four girls and four guys related by oath and the rest by association."

"Kuno, do you have something in your eye?" Ryoga asked him as Ukyo stroked his shoulders.

"He's fine, his contacts are bothering him" Ukyo lied, knowing he was feeling emotional to find out that he actually did have people who cared about him.

"I'm fine" he said getting himself under control. "Thanks, I'm grateful for your concern, please know that I return it one thousand fold. However, Ukyo and I have some celebrating to do, so if you will all..." he said holding open the door.

"Yes, we'll all get into our dinner wear and meet you back here in ten minutes so we can all celebrate your good news as well by you taking us to dinner" Genma said.

"Oooooh, I would love try that rib place we passed earlier," Kasumi as they departed.

"We'll be back. Don't forget Kuno-baby, after dinner we're getting together in our room to get ready for the ball tonight, we already have your costumes and Kasumi is doing everyone's makeup" Nabiki said.

"We thought perhaps we might not go" Kuno suggested, trading a look with Ukyo.

"Nonsense, everything's all arranged."

"I think I preferred it when they ignored me" Kuno dourly said.

"I see what you mean," Ukyo said in frustration.

Ukyo spent the evening being escorted around by their well meaning friends, when all she wanted to do was to be alone with Tatewaki, she blushed as Kasumi helped her into the white corset backed bustier and white stockings to go under her outfit. "Is this really necessary? it's not like I'm chubby and need foundation garments" she protested as her stockings were fastened onto the garter hooks.

"The dress won't really allow for a proper bra" Kasumi explained as she helped her into the dress, it was a white wedding dress with a large fake blood pattern at the bodice and at ends of the full skirt, with a white veil with the same red stain at the bottom. Ukyo did have to admit that the bustier did help, but it also pushed up her tits in a way that was more than a tad risqué "But what about panties?" she asked.

"Easier to go to washroom without" Shampoo explained as she slipped into a white dress of her own with had black streaks on it and a white wig with a two black streaks on either side.

Everyone laughed when they saw each other dressed up. Kasumi and the two fathers had opted to go as zombies. Ryoga and Nabiki; Gene Simmons and Peter Criss from Kiss, Akane's black body suit, tall black boots and fishnet pantyhose's looked great with her blond wig and dark lipstick and Ranma looked cute but odd as the androgynous Marilyn Manson. He wore a gray tuxedo vest and pants and matching hat with nothing underneath but a blue tie. He had his eyes surrounded by blue eye shadow and wore dark purple lipstick.

However it was Mousse and Shampoo no one could figure out, he wore a huge tuxedo jacket over his pants and a top hat with a purple brim and had temporarily dreaded his hair and wore lots of white makeup. "He's Rob Zombie and she's Living Dead Girl" Kuno said as he glanced up from where Kasumi was lightening his skin with white makeup and lining his eyes with black, before putting his fangs in.

"How do you know that?" Ukyo asked him, liking how his costume highlighted his muscular, yet lithe form.

"Kodachi enjoys their music" he explained.

"She seems more like a j-rock type girl to me" Ryoga said with a frown.

"I like a lot of different types of music" she said, stepping into the room dressed as Elvira.

"Kodachi!" Kuno cried and ran to her and everyone beamed when they hugged.

Ukyo felt glad as she watched the two siblings talk and sometimes squabble together and she tried to hover in the distance to give them some space to get caught up, until guys starting hitting on her in English, which Kuno put a stop to and firmly seated her at his side.

The night opened with an Alice Cooper cover band, which Kuno winced at but his sister seemed to enjoy, he himself didn't. They went for break and Shampoo starting pouring out cocktails. Kuno sniffed his and winced at the familiar raspberry smell and Ukyo whispered for him to pretend to sip it and when no one was looking, upended both full glasses into the centerpiece.

Shampoo was making her way around the table and stopped in front of them "are you two having fun?" she asked them.

"Yes we are" Kuno lied, he frowned when Shampoo snapped her fingers.

"They are about to start the fake marriage ceremonies, you both going to go volunteer to be wed and then go consummate your marriage" she commanded them as Alice announced he was starting the marriages .

"What?" Ukyo asked.

"Wait let me get this straight, if we go and get fake married, we can leave and go be alone together?" Kuno asked her.

Shampoo frowned that her concoction didn't seem to be working on them but said, "Yes."

"Come on honey" he said, practically tugging Ukyo right off her feet. "We'll go first" he demanded of the officiate.

"Okay" he agreed and Kuno impatiently waited until he was done and each Hell Ya, was shouted and they signed a form which apparently gave him the legal right to use footage of them on Alice's website. Picking Ukyo up, he hurriedly declared to their table as she laughed, "Okay we had a great great time, call us if you want to have breakfast tomorrow morning, but we have to go, bye."

They were in his suite before they knew it and she found herself laughing again as he snarled as the tiny buttons on the back of her dress attempted to foil him, but his eyes widened in appreciation of what she wore underneath. He set her tenderly on the bed and they learned together how fucking differed from making love as tender emotions engulfed them both.

Nabiki smiled as Ranma and Akane departed as well and they returned to Shampoo and Mousse's room to listen in on when the couples might be done so that they could approach them with their "good news" and waited, and waited, and waited.

"What's taking them so long?" Ryoga growled with impatience.

"Well it seems that Ranma and Akane are taking a super long time with foreplay and as for Ukyo and Kuno, with their "Does that feel good darling? That's it, cum for me., Enjoy it darling." it's like they're having a Lamaze class going on for sperm" Nabiki said in disgust. "Kuno is sooooo sappy today...and a stallion apparently"

"At least you don't have to listen to your brother getting off" Kodachi said to her.

"No I have to listen to my sister do that. I wish your bother would get off already" she snarled.

Ranma couldn't believe it as he made love to Akane as he rutted her deep to her heated moans. After months of heavy petting and oral only, he was finally inside her and she was just as hot and tight as he always imagined she would be. He gasped as he exploded in her and that triggered an orgasm of her own. They were panting in bed together when the door flew open.

"Hope you two enjoyed yourselves because guess what? You're officially married!" Nabiki said with glee, to which Ranma just yelled.

"Great! Now get out!" and kicked the door shut.

They looked at each other in surprise and then sheepishly left.

"Now how about we try doggie style next?" Ranma suggested to his new wife.

Kuno and Ukyo smiled at each other and exchanged lazy kisses when they were finally done as they basked in the afterglow... and jumped when the door flew open and could only wonder at the look of satisfaction on Nabiki's face. "Hope you two enjoyed yourselves because guess what? You're officially married!" she cried with glee.

Ukyo sat up and hitched the blanket to herself. "How did you know that we got married this morning?" she asked them and then wondered herself at the strange looks they were receiving at her words.

"T-this morning?" Nabiki stammered.

"Yes we decided to do so as he's going to university soon and I didn't want to remain behind as his long distance girlfriend, so we opted to jump the gun and get married now and I'll go with him him. I certainly wouldn't want him to go off unattached, I can only imagine what hussies would try and get their claws into him" she explained.

"She's the jealous sort" Kuno explained with a shrug.

"So you mean that you were already married before Alice Cooper married you just now?" Ryoga asked to clarify.

"You married us twice? Is that even legal?' Kuno asked with a laugh. "No wonder why they looked at us so oddly in the registry office. "I'm assuming that mind altering drugs were used?"

"Yes" Shampoo said.

"Ah the plot sickens, lay off the mushrooms when it comes to me in the future, I seem to be allergic. I must say, it was a brilliant plan, too bad we jumped the gun on you."

"Wait you know about the clause in our grandfather's will that no Kuno heir is allowed to divorce for a period of five years or else they forfeit their fortune?" Kodachi added, disappointed at what she thought would be sweet revenge.

"Yes, he told me that. I figured that would span his university career where most relationship obstacles arise and we shall see how it goes after that" Ukyo replied.

Defeated Nabiki said, "I guess we will leave you two alone then."

"So everyone gets to have sex with someone but me?" Kodachi asked.

"I'm fine with that" Kuno said empathically.

"Yes unless you want to join us in our bed" Shampoo offered, causing everyone to freeze in place.

"Um, I thought you and Mousse were engaged?" Ryoga said.

"Yes, but in our tribe it normal for young unmarried couple to sew wild oaks until officially married" Shampoo explained. "It okay for you to have sex with him, I know you already did though he lie. It can be him and me or just him, if I can sleep in your room" Shampoo suggested.

"You like girls as well?" Kodachi asked her, looking at her in an interesting way.

"Yes I do" Shampoo said.

"Now just wait a minute!" Kuno protested.

"I go to an all girls school, I like them too" Kodachi said smiling in a flirtatious manner. "And men, " she added turning to include Mousse in her gaze.

"I admit that I originally had my eye on your brother, not that Mousse likes males, but likes to watch. However, he married now and you're just as good" Shampoo said stroking Kodachi's hair so her soft sighs. "Well come, we leave these lovebirds to their procreation" Shampoo said as a smirking Mousse left with a girl on each arm.

"Wait, you can't do that Kodachi, I forbid it...and I'll have you know that we're waiting until we're ready to have children" he called after her. "Ukyo, do something" he begged her with desperation in his voice.

"Okay" she said as she started toying with his member again until he was moaning and then straddled him.

"How is this helping?" he groaned.

"This will distract you while your sister has her fun. She's not a little girl anymore, she's an independent young woman who is capable of making her own decisions and you know you can trust both Shampoo and Mousse" she explained and went on to distract him.

The next day the Kuno's private jet flew into the air containing the new couples spawned from their vacation.

Ryoga and Nabiki held hands while he studied the rest of them. Akane and Ranma had gone washroom to join the mile high club to make up for lost time while Ukyo and Kuno had snuggled up and slept, as content as a couple of kittens.

Ryoga knew that his life would drastically change when he got to his new home. He would be living with the Tendos' and be married to the sweetly mercenary woman he was well on his way to falling in love with and was determined that he wouldn't be separated from her either when she went to university. Someone had to save humanity from the deviousness of his wife and that would be him, besides they seemed like a good fit together so far...and he really loved having sex with her.

THE END