This one is about the stereotypical OCs in the fanfiction world. It was fun writing this, but hard. Let me know what you think of it.
BTW: OOC= out of character
OC= original character
The Titans were fighting against Plasmus, and he was single-handedly kicking their ass, as usual.
"Oh, noes! We cannot ever hope to defeat him, even though he is only a minor nuisance in the show!" Cried out Robin who was currently crumpled on the floor.
"Yes, I agree! We suck far too much to handle this minor villian on our own!" said Starfire as she was swatted into a nearby wall.
"Won't someone help us?" Raven shrieked out, forgetting to stay in character in her desperation.
Suddenly, a mysterious and SEXY man stepped out of the shadows. Seven paragraphs were dedicated to describing just his arm hair alone, which was sexy. "Fear not Titans," he said, suave dripping from his voice and pooling onto the floor. Or maybe that was saliva. "I will save all you pathetic heroes!" He heroically called out before turning to glare at Plasmus, causing the villain to explode into a million tiny pieces.
"Golly gee! Who are you?" Robin said in awe, already falling in love with this newcomer.
"Gary...Gary Stu. I am the son of a devil deity from heaven who was on the same level as God, so I guess that makes me some kind of Jesus," he said shrugging his shoulders in a totally not conceited way. "No big deal though."
"Wow, you should join our team!" Robin said, tossing him a communicator without bothering to do a background check on this potentially dangerous man.
"Ya! You should join and come back to the tower and live with us!" Raven said excitedly. He gave her a contemplative look, which caused her to giggle, blush, and pull up her hood. She was apparently still stuck in her OOC phase from earlier.
"I shall accept your offer," he said in a voice so cool that it rivaled deep space.
And so, he became a teen Titan, no questions asked. He had about 10,000 different powers, each of which was powerful enough to demolish the whole universe. Lucky he's on our side, right? He destroyed all the boy's in their video games and he loved Starfire's cooking and he even kicked Raven's ass at poetry reading and meditating, somehow. He was so perfect that all of the Titans became best friends with him. They trusted him with their deepest darkest secrets and eventually they all fell in love with him, creating a complicated love...hexagon?
"Oh Gary Stu, you are so perfect, I can only show my emotions around you and you have even managed to melt my icy ice bitch heart!" Raven swooned., dramatically placing a hand over her eyes.
Beast Boy pushed her out of the way. "And you taught me how to release my inner Beast at just the right time!" he said with a wink.
"Yo dawg! You're hogging all of the Gary Stu time" Cyborg shouted as he glared at Beast Boy. Beast Boy gave Cyborg a keyboard, which caused Cyborg to sequel with delight and run into the corner to go make our with it.
He was very popular with the team. In fact, he was the envy of the whole world and everyone wanted him, including *le gasp* Slade!
"I shall have him as my apprentice!" Slade cackled evilly from within his evil lair.
For reasons that are unclear and create several plotholes, Gary Stu joined Slade's side, leaving the Titans to angst all over their tower.
"Oh no, my BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE for two months has gone to join Slade, it's all my fault" Raven sobbed, cutting her wrists and angsting on the walls.
"I'm going to go obsessively look for Slade on Google Earth and Facebook while training until I puke, because that's apparently what I do when I'm upset" Robin said and went off to go do those things.
One month later:
Finally, after managing to get the last bit of angst out of the carpet, the Titans decided they had to stop Gary, who had destroyed half of the city and killed millions while they were busy angsting.
"Titans, we have to stop Gary!" Robin redundantly declared. He then went to the computer and searched all over Twitter and Myspace until he eventually found Gary's page, which conveniently had his address on it.
After 4 chapters of searching, they eventually found Gary in a warehouse deep underground. And in a series of events remarkably close to the season 2 terra arc, Gary sacrificed himself and killed slade. The Titans grieved. They had not just lost a teammate, they had lost a brother, a lover, a friend, a colleague, an aquantiance, a co worker.
Because of their anguish at the loss of Gary, the members of the team began comforting each other and having hawt ANGUISH sex. After 17 unnecessary angst and graphic lemon-filled chapters, the Titans decided they had mourned enough.
"Titans, we have mourned enough!" Robin declared. They all nodded their heads in agreement and proceeded to do inappropriate things with each other on the couch. They soon forgot about ol' what's-his-face, which made it seem as though Gary was just an excuse to pair the Titans together.
But no! Suddenly, without explanation and in a bright, dazzling flash of light, Gary was reborn! None of the Titans knew though, because they had been blinded by the flash.
"AUUGHH! I CAN'T SEE!" Robin screeched out, blindly throwing around deadly weapons from his utility belt. He killed a few innocent bystanders, but no one seemed to notice.
And so the Titans had a party to celebrate Gary's return. In a dramatic scene not at all related to the plot and seemingly coming from nowhere, Gary discovered that his true love was Starfire. They met on the rooftop.
"Starfire, I love you more than sliced bread!" Gary blurted out while blushing and refusing to make eye contact. How cute!
"And I love you, friend Gary!" Starfire said, apparently forgetting 5 years of romance with Robin. They kissed. Somewhere in the tower, Robin sprained his ankle and died, unexpectedly. You know, so he wouldn't stand in the way of their LUV.
Gary became the new leader and everyone forgot about Robin, despite the fact that his body was still smelling up their hallway.
After many angry flames about the horrible OC, Gary unexpectedly fell into a coma from which he would never awaken. The remaining Titans shrugged and started making out.
So, what'd you think? Love it, hate it? Should I write more like this? Please review!
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