J-Julia
Link-Link
Kirby-Kirby
from
Kirby
Jigglypuff-Jigglypuff
Yoshi-Yoshi
Gannondorf-Gannondorf
Mario-Super
Mario
Luigi-Mario's brother
People
I wrote for:
M-ME!
D-Drake
Bell
TWILIGHT
J-Jackson
Rathbone as Jasper/Jassy
Ed-Robert Pattensin as Edward
Cullen
E-Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen
Ali-Ashley Greene as
Alice Cullen
Rose-Nikki Reed as
Rosalie Cullen (she can't die,
DAMN!)
Car-Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen
Es-Elizabeth
Reaser as Esme Cullen
B-Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan/Cullen
(depends on if you read the final book)
Nes-Renesmee
Cullen!
OUTSIDERS
TB-Emilio Estevez as Two-Bit
Matthews
Dar-Patrick Swayze as Darry Curtis
Dal-Matt Dillon as
Dally Winston
PB-C. Thomas Howell as Ponyboy Curtis
SP-Rob Lowe
as Sodapop Curtis
S-Tom Cruise as Steve Randle (good thing they're
both ugly)
Jo-Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid) as Johnny
Cade
AKATSUKI
It-Itachi Uchiha
Kis-Kisame
Hoshigaki
Kaku-Kakuzu
Hi-Hidan
Sas-Sasori
Deidei-Deidara
Zet-Zetsu
Ko-Konan
Pei-Pein
Tob-Tobi
(ew!)
SURVIOR ALL-STARS
BT-Big Tom
T-Tina Wesson
R-Rudy
Boesch
LR-Rob Cesternino (LR stands for Loser Rob)
BR-Boston
Rob
Am-Amber Brkich
Su-Susan 'Sue' Hawk
Et-Ethan
Zohn
Col-Colby Donaldson
Jer-Jerry (Spice lol) Manthey
Lex-Lex
van den Berghe
Kat-Kathy Vavrick-O'Brian (thats Kristen's last
name!)
AC-Alicia Calaway
Shi-Shii Ann Huang
Rup-Rubert
'Ruppie' Boneham (RUPERT THE SHOE PIRATE YA!!!!!)
Ric-Richard
Hatch
Jen-Jenna Lewis
Jeff-Jeff
Probst
Aaron Carter
People that have died are like this, people who have left are like this. I need to start killing more people. I wrote this exactly how we wrote it at school so if the spelling and grammer sucks too bad.
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Ed:
Aberham Lincoln popped out his grave,
E: And pulled an AK-47 out
from under his hat,
Ali: And blew Batman away with a
rat-ta-tat-tat,
J: But he ran outta bullits and he ran away,
Es
+ Car: Cause Optimus Prime came to save the day! (lol Carlisle and
Esme singing the Ultimate Showdown song!)
J: This is the
Ultimate Showdown
Link: Of Ultimate Destiny
J: Good guys, bad
guys and explosions
Link: As far as the eye can see
J: And only
one will survive
Link: I wonder who it will be
J: This is the
Ultimae Showdown
Link: Of Ultimate Destiny
St: Godzille
took a bite out of Optimus Prime
TB: Like Scruff McGruff took a
bite outta crime
SP: Shaq came back covered in a tire track
Dar:
When Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
J: Batman
was injured and tried to get steady
Link: When Abraham Lincoln
came back with a machete
J: But something caught his leg and he
tripped
Link: Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
J: He
saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
Link: And he reached for his
gun which he just couldn't find
J: Cause Batman stole it, he shot
and he missed
Link: And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
J:
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
Link: While Abraham
Lincoln tried to polevault
J: Onto Optimus Prime and they collided
in the air
Link: And they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
BT:
This is the Ultimate Showdown
BR: Of Ultimate Destiny
M: Good
guys, bad guys and explosions
R: As far as the eye can see
J:
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
It: This is
the Ultimate Showdown
Sas: Of Ultimate Destiny
Link: Angels
sang out
J: In ammaculate chorus
Link: As down from the
heavens
J: Descended Chuck Norris(whoo hoo!)
Link: Who
delivered a kick
J: That could shatter bones
Link: Into the
crotch
J: Of Indiana Jones
M: Its immaculate chorus.
Anyways...
J: Who fell over on the ground
Ed: Writhing in
pain
Ali: As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
E: But Chuck
saw through, his clever disguise
Es: And he crushed Batman's head,
between his thighs(I love how Esme sings this part)
Car: Then
Gandalf the Gray and Gandlf the White
R: Monty Python and the Holy
Grail's Black Knight
BT: Beneto Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
Dal:
Cowboy curtis and Jambi the Genie
Dar: (something inaudible) (I
couldn't remember this part at the time) and every single Power
Ranger
PB: Bill. and Theodore Logan
TB: Spoc, The
Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan
J: All came out of nowhere
lightning fast
Link: And kicked Chuck Norris and his Cowboy ass
J:
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
Link: With
civilians looking on in total awe.
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Aren't you sad that Julia won't be joining us anymore T_T(If you are then you a f-ing stupid)
