Otaku: Epilogue time!~

Shiro: Is there a switch er somethin ta make Otaku actually sound like a girl?

Ichigo: Why do you ask that?

Otaku: *singing* Because I'm naughty naughty!

Tensa: Otaku, tone down the K-pop.

Otaku: Eh? My bad. Again, I. DO. NOT. OWN. BLEACH. Capische? Also, this fic is even more mind-blowing.

Shiro: How?

Otaku: Cause it's Beach Party/Prom theme AND the POVs alternate between you three! ^_^ Starting with Berry-chan!

Ichigo, Tensa, and Hichigo: Say WHAT? Are you trying to confuse them?

Otaku: Eh? I thought the ending of the previous chapter did.

Tensa: Also, theses two are already human. WHY do I have to pop up?

Otaku: Here's a hint. *throws photography camera and DSI*

Tensa: *catches them and makes evil smirk*

Ichigo and Shiro: O_O *gulps*

Ichigo's POV

It's been three days since that happened. Or not really happened cause time altered. Bah! Whatever. Either way, Shiro and I have to move on from it. Seeing Shiro-Well, can't say Shiro cause he looks like me now but with a long mullet like Tatsuki but the top part of the hair spikey like mine. He even has blue eyes like Tensa Zangetsu. Maybe to symbolize despair itself? Meh, who cares. I can tell by Shiro's mood he's having a hard time moving on than myself. I don't blame him no matter how many times he blames himself for what happened. Well, at least with his new name, he knows why he truely trained his butt off all the time in the inner world when he was a hollow. "Yo."

"Ne?"

"What does the birth certificate say your name is now that Inoue made you exist?"

"It says, 'Tamotsu' Kurosaki."

"Looks like we're both called 'protecter'."

"Apparently you're two minutes older, Ichigo. Lucky bastard."

"Two minutes doesn't mean I'm older or anything. No twin can be born exactly the same time. There always some seconds or minutes inbetween. Blame nature for that."

We both started laughing for some time until we hear Yuzu and Karin screaming from below. "Ichi-nii! Tamotsu-nii! You guys have school?"

"Not really! Prom night equals senior skip day for us seniors! You two go on for school," I said.

"Okay! Don't get drunk you two!"

"We won't, Karin!"

"See you later."

After we saw the two left school-through the bedroom window, obviously- I got my swim trunks on as well as Tamotsu did. We packed up the usual sunscreen, hats, and all that crud. "Tamotsu, let's go!"

"In a minute."

I saw Tamotsu looking at the picture of our double date with Rukia and Inoue. Meaning, Tamotsu and us in a relationship and Rukia and Inoue in a relationship. "Yeah, that was fun, I agree."

"Ichigo, I felt like I took their lives away."

"Look, Shi-I mean Tamotsu. We can't really change it. I never expected it either and I feel just as guilty. I know it's hard to move on since they were the first to acknowledge our relationship and support it like how we supported theirs. But sometimes, we have to let go of the past. Don't get me wrong, Tamotsu. I learned that the hard way.

Shiro (AKA Tamotsu) POV

Why the hell are we goin' there? Oh, ta let ya know. We both got shinigami duties. We better not fuckin' do hollow huntin' today of all days! Apparently since Zangetsu absorbed some of the hollowification, it was enough for Ichigo and I ta train with the power. I admit Zangetsu became a bit...different. Did the shopkeeper lie about the hollow disappearin' because tat doesn't explain what Zangetsu did. Bah! Why think so hard? Besides, we made it to tha place now.

"What have you two come for?"

"We're just curious if materialized zanpakutos could get a gigai?"

"Is it for your zanpakuto?"

"Yeah. Even though it's a senior beach party, we're allowed to bring at least one person per student."

"I see. When does the party start?"

"In tha afternoon. It ends around six cause prom is at seven thirty."

"Two hours should be plenty of time!~"

"He's kind of creepy."

"What was your first clue, Watson?"

"Huh? Why do ya read so much novels?"

"Elementary, dear Watson. In order to be a good writer, I have to be a good reader"

"Cut it out already. I already know writin'* stories is your thing."

"And you're a natural at drawing**. I can only do stick figures and simple shapes!"

"I can't even do that! Lucky bastard."

"You and Pablo Picasso would agree!"

"His real name is actually Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Blame my art teacher for batting that in my head."

Everyone in the shop stared at me. What? Unlike Ichigo, I can remember names pretty well. If I existed in Picasso's time period, we'd be good friends in "detention", or skippin' class together, drawin' until our hands break. "O...kay. Off the point but sure."

We took a nap for a while. "Get up, you two! The beach party probably started!"

We jumped up and turned to see Tensa Zangetsu in his black swim trunks. Yep, he's in a gigai. And why does he have a camera? "What happens when ya revert back to shikai form, Tensa?"

"Actually, eversince I absorbed the powers for you two to utilize, I'm...stuck in 'bishie' form until you two die. Believe me. If one you dies, so does the other, apparently. Looks like coming back to life came with a price."

"Guess that explains the white skin, panda-san. You now have black hair, white skin, black nails, white irises nd black scleras, and black swim wear. Now all you need is bamboo."

"Can it, Tamotsu."

"Yo! Can you slow pokes hurry it up there?"

We turned to see Ichigo a block away from us. We started running. "H-hey, wait up!"

Tensa's POV

How far is the beach? I really can't feel my legs despite running. I guess it's because I'm used to doing sonido and I can't pull that off in a gigai now can I? Eventually, we made it to a sandy area with people playing in the sand or in the water. Some kid was what humans call, "streaking". Yeah. I honestly wish I could unsee what I just saw. I really question humans and their crazy behavior in places such as this. "Ichigo! Tamotsu!"

We turned to see some kids walking by. "Iiiichigoooo-"

Ichigo and Tamotsu kicked him in the face. He was on the floor crying. "Really. guys? Why do I deserve this as a senior?"

"Keigo. You never learn. Saying that is his dad's thing."

"How would you know that, Mizuro?"

"You really don't remember what happened when we went to their house in junior high, did you?"

"Apparently I don't. Hey, who's the albino midget you two brought?"

Midget? As much as I would beat the poor human, Tamotsu and Ichigo beat me to it. "He's Tensa. Let's keep it at that. Also, don't call him that," said both Ichigo and Tamotsu.

"Pleasure to meet you, Tensa," Mizuro said, shaking my hand with his.

Humans are weird creatures. Then again, when was the last time I saw a mirror in the inner world? I saw a girl with long black hair staring at me with a girl next to her with pink hair and glasses staring at me. The girl was crushing my body to death with her hug. "How come you two never said you had a cute bishie for a cousin? He's so adorable!"

"Chizuro. If you crush him, I'll crush you!"

"I'm not crushing him, Tatsuki. I'm just hugging hin!"

"Exactly! Your hug is killing him! Now let him go before I make you!"

"Kill joy," The girl said, dropping me down.

Ichigo and Tamotsu were helping me get up cause I was too busy catching my breath. Man. How long will it take to get used to this gigai? "Anyways, my name is Tatsuki. The girl that was killing you with her hug is Chizuro!"

"We're in a love/hate relationship!~"

"Say anything more and it will be a hate relationship soon."

"Enough chatter, guys! We came here for a beach party as seniors."

"Chad's right, guys. The point of a party is to party, correct?"

I turn to see a tan giant and a kid my height approaching the place. Then, Keigo yelled out, "Then let's party!"

Humans can be weird with their "games" . There was "pin the tail on Keigo", "Beach Volleyball", "Hide and Seek", and a sand castle competition. I actually pinned the tail at the location and won. The tails were actually what humans call, "stickers". As far as hide and seek went, it wasn't hard to find me cause I don't blend into the peachy sand. Same with Chad. His height was an extra hint, too. Hated beach volleyball cause whenever I run to get the ball, it smacks me straight in the face. Tamotsu and Ichigo were laughing their butts off. I got the last laugh when Ichigo accidentally fell on Tamotsu and their faces touched, both blushing deep red. I took a picture, not even caring that they were chasing after me. This is going in the inner world album whether they like it or not.

Ichigo's POV

I knew Tensa was up to something with that camera of his! Wonder how many pictures of Me and Tamotsu he has in there? He's going to have to explain this when we see him in the inner world. That is, if we catch him. Damn, for a zanpakuto, he's fast on his feet. I even had to throw Tamotsu at him to catch him. It worked. But, the camera was still on him. I turned to see the sky. It was turning quite dark. I checked my water proof watch. Five thirty. Damn that was fast. I had an idea what to do for the sand castle competition anyway. I whispered it to Tamotsu and we both turned to see Zangetsu. "Why do I have the feeling this isn't going to end well?"

He had a point. Our "sand castle" was a sand castle/prison for Tensa. We tried to turn on the camera. "It's voice activated. I have to say the password even if you two know it."

"What's the password then, Tensa?"

"I already know that trick, Tamotsu. Not working."

"Fine. Don't say I didn't warn ya about Ichigo's tickle powers. Not to mention it's double trouble for ya, Tensa."

It's true. How do you think I always made sure my sisters tell the truth when they were small and when mom wasn't around? Tensa was asking for it anyway. Didn't take long before he started laughing. "Are you going to tell the password or not Tensa?"

He spoke inbetween the laughs. He basically said, "If I do will you two stop? Why are tears forming in my eyes cause I'm not crying!"

We stopped, letting him catch his breath. "Alright, Tensa. The password."

"Tensa Zangetsu."

The hell. What guy uses his own NAME for a password?

Tamotsu POV

That was the password? Seriously, Tensa. Can ya be more original? Anyways, the beach got more darker and people started packin'. All we brought are hats and sunscreen. So, nothin' much. We started goin' to tha shop ta get Tensa back in tha inner world. So much for gettin' the pics outta his camera. Then, we went back home ta take a huge bath. To make it worse, dad made both of us shower downstairs in a tub at the same time. Not our faults we smelled like salt water, old man. And what dad makes his two sons take a bath together. He even did tha and only stopped it when we started highschool. Somethin' about 'conserving water' those past years. Conserving, my ass! Eventually, we wrapped our towels on and went inside the bedroom. "Which tux do you want, black with crimson rose or navy blue with white rose?"

"Navy blue," I said.

"Yeah, what do you plan to do with your long hair, Tamotsu?"

"Nothin but brushin' it."

"Don't get you hair tied in a knot."

"Surprised how it got this long without anyone trying ta cut it."

"Meh, that's the only way they can tell between us. If they make you cut that off to my size, they're asking for mindblows and confusions."

"True. Also, I like my long mullet."

"Everyone knows that. Because of you, it lead to some guys growing their hair long too. Luckily, they abandoned the stupid rule by the time we were freshman."

"Well, I wasn't tryin' ta be special. Just myself. Yeah, it was a dumb rule to begin with anway."

"Anyways, now that we're done, I suppose we should walk out now."

"Yeah, prom's gonna get sweet."

"Same with graduation. Race you there!" He said, takin' off.

"Hey! Wait up"

We didn't do much there. Just dance, get drunk, chat with friends, talk about graduation, etc.

Normal POV

After the party, the faculty had to call the parents to pick up their unconscious kids. A woman with purple hair recorded everything from outside. Since Isshin had two drunk boys to manage, he even called Urahara for some help. Afterall, they're not kids anymore and kids are easier to carry then two drunk senior twins.

Ichigo and Tamostsu woke up in the inner world. "You two went wild last night," Tensa said.

"How did yo-"

"Got Yorouichi to record it."

"Well put the video on, genius. Let's see what happened!" said both the boys."

Tensa placed the disk inside the player on top of the TV and they watched the recording. "Why you guys sound funny?"

"That's what sake does, Tensa. Let's keep it at that," Ichigo said.

Otaku: Done!~ From now on, I'm sticking to doing oneshots.

Tensa: Why did you stop the epilogue there?

Otaku: I want readers to imagine what happened with their own pervy minds.

Hichigo: Tamotsu?

Otaku: It means protector. Can't call you Shiro since you're not white in the fanfic anymore.

Hichigo: Can I take out the sclera contacts and wash off the body paint now?

Otaku: Yeah.

Hichigo: Sweet!

Otaku: Finally, this fic is done. *sleeps*