A bender is born

-In the air near Suna Gakure-

"Why was Itachi waiting for us? How could he know that we were the ones flying through the air?" said a confused Sakura.

"A little bird told him" said Sasuke.

(SFX: SMACK!) Sakura bashed him in the head. "This is serious Sasuke…. And how come you are making jokes about it? We're talking about the guy-"

(SFX: SMACK!) Sasuke smacked her back. "I wasn't making a joke woman! A little bird actually told him! He uses freaking crows! You think he doesn't have surveillance wherever he is?

"…..oh….. Ow." Said Sakura.

"There's no point in discussing this any further. Lets just get to Suna.". said Sokka.

Everyone that knew him looked at him with a worried look.

"Are you okay Sokka? You seem kind of… umm… gloomy" said Katara as Aang made a rain cloud and it started pouring just on top of Sokka.

"Aang stop it! Just leave me alone ok?" said a mildly wet and angry Sokka.

"Sorry, it just fitted perfectly, but seriously Sokka, whats wrong? You're supposed to have a happy dance everytime we beat a bad guy. Its practically a rule. Final Fantasy has that song and victory pose, Pokemon has the you-just-beat-a-trainer song, and Mario has to go down the pole. Why aren't you cheerful?" said Aang.

"Well you just said it. [Everytime WE beat a bad guy]. Go back to the last chapter of Naruto Lol and tell me what I did." Sokka told everyone.

(A/N: Please wait a minute while Naruto, Aang and the others go back to the last chapter to read what happened in the fight and what Sokka was talking about. So while you wait, please enjoy this incredibly intricate and elaborate song I heard the other day.

nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan
nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan
nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan
nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan

OOOH! HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART!

nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan
nyan-nyan-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN!

Ok I think they're about done. Lets get back to the AWESOME! story. )

"I don't actually see anything Sokka. Where were you?" said Naruto.

"I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING! I WAS GUARDING APPA AND MOMO! LIKE I ALWAYS DO! IT SUCKS TO ONLY BE THE IDEA GUY!" said Sokka mouthing words like benders, and chakra and why cant I be that cool and what not.

"Sokka… you should've told us." Said Katara.

"I FREAKING DID! BOOK 3, EPISODE 4, SOKKA'S MASTER? RING ANY BELLS?" said Sokka with his sword in hand about to slice some Melon-Lord.

"Oh." .replied Team Avatar.

"Lets land for a second. I got an idea." Said Aang.

"MOOOOOO! Said Appa which could only be interpreted as NO FUCKING WAY! I'VE BEEN FLYING MY ASS OFF AND YOU JUST WANNA FLY AND GET DOWN AND FLY AGAIN! FUCK YOU!"

"pop-porop pop pop porop pop" said Momo which could be translated as Indubitably old chap. This moronic imbeciles cannot comprehend the subtleties and intricate maneuvers and dexterities that you need to develop for the simple process of flying. Honestly, these humans are rather slow in their evoluti- OOH! A NUT! Nom nom nom."

"You were saying?" said Appa to his friend.

Appa landed near a mountain and green pasture and the gang got off. (duh)

"If that is your problem Sokka, I think I can help you out now." Said Aang.

"How? I don't want any weird stuff-this-up-your-nose-or-other-holes experiments" said Sokka fearing for his ass virginity.

Kakashi shuddered at the thought since he just went through a traumatic experience a chapter ago.

"Simple. I'll just reverse what I did to the past Fire-Lord, and maybe I can pull out a bending ability of yours." Said Aang.

Sokka's jaw almost made a hole in the ground.

Toph used earthbending to lift his jaw back up from the ground.

"Now stand straight, relax. Let me enter. Take deep breaths" said Aang.

Kakashi used his Doton Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu to get underground since what Aang was saying sounded a little close to his new found trauma.

"OH GO TO HELL KAKASHI!" said Aang.

Aang and Sokka stayed silent for a few seconds. Then Aang slowly started to change to his light blue color, but Sokka still wasn't showing any signs.

Aang was seriously stressing, but after a while of defeating Ozai he practiced this new found power, so he could still speak in his trance-like state.

"Im getting closer….. I cant feel his energy, but I cant tune into it yet" he explained in his Avatar-Voice. (A/N: that voice he uses when he's in avatar state… I hope this explanation was unnecessary because if its not, then you probably don't have any clue as to what Avatar is. And no, its not a bunch of blue tall aliens.)

"Wait…. I think I got it."

Everyone was watching attentively. Even Kakashi popped his head from the ground to see what would happens.

Suddenly Sokka started changing to a light white… then he began to turn into a complete yellow to orange to red until Aang stopped and fell backwards feeling the weakness of such a technique.

"Looks like I still need a few touches in this" said Aang getting up.

"Are you feeling okay?" asked Toph a little concerned.

"I …. I feel fi-fi-fi- AAACHO-BOOOM!" Sokka sneezed and about 20 feet from him an explosion occurred…. Right next to a scared shitless Appa.

"Wooh…. Did I do that?" said a still surprised Sokka.

"Yeah! I figured out that your genes were closest to a fire bender. I got the same feeling I got from Ozai and Zuko." Aang explained "but you have no experience being a fire bender, and since you are already this old, you have enough energy to make big fires, but you still lack control."

"I'll take care of that." Said Zuko "Lets go on foot for a while. This might actually help us out in finding the Kazekage, and since you guys were flying, we actually made a pretty good time."
"Wait a minute….. I just realized something" said Sasuke. "How did YOU get here Fire-Lord?"

Everybody had a "how-in-the-hell" look in their faces.

"Well I got here in the Eel-hound. How do you think I've been keeping up with Appa?" said Zuko.

"Yeah, but how did you know where we were, or why were we going to Suna?" asked Sasuke,

"Well… I think the author fucked that part up" said Zu-…..(A/N:… my bad)

"Anyway, lets just walk for a while. You guys go ahead. Ill see if I can help him out" Zuko hinted.

-20 minutes later, entering Suna-

(SFX: BOOM! BOOM! BOOOM!)

"Aaargh! Why cant I get this right? (SFX: BOOM!)" said an impatient Sokka exploding for the (please put random number of explosion's here) time.

"It's only been 20 minutes Sokka. I trained Aang for days even AFTER he learned the secret of the dragons. Fire is not something easily controlled." Said Zuko trying to calm down his friend.

"But he should have some sort of improvement at least. But he isn't showing any changes." Said Kakashi after inspecting the fire-noob.

"What would Uncle say?… I remember him saying that lightning is pure fire, without anger. Its only achieved after long control and peace of mind, but when I was trying to learn in, I blew up several docens of times." Said Zuko remembering Book 2 "I believe Sokka's innate impatience makes him only able to explode instead of breathing calmly, which is the base of fire making"

"So basically, (in that really boring speech) you said that Sokka is only able to make explosions?" Kakashi analized. (A/N: hehe….analized.) (Kakashi: NOOO! I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANAL RELATED!)

"Pretty much" said Zuko.

"Oh yeah! Now I gotta think for a cool name to go with it… Sokka the double Boom guy! Right? Boom as in explosions and also in boomerang? Get it?"

Everyone just kept walking to the desert.
"Aww come on! That was pretty good!" Sokka continued.