I own nothing
"Do you want to talk now?" Gaara says stabbing each of the sound four in the leg moving the sand kunai he used to cause immense amounts of pain
"Where is Kimimaro at so I can tell him Orochimaru used him and tried to hurt him as well." Gaara asks
"We will never tell you!" The sound four say only through sheer willpower are the not screaming out in pain
"I know that it's an underground base and Kabuto is part of Orochimaru's payroll ok little kiddos." Gaara says
"I am the man who is going to help the next three hokage become hokage." Gaara whispers into their ears evilly making them scared so bad their unable to breathe in or out
"I died only by having all my limbs blown off while I was in a hospital bed in my last life." Gaara says placing a genjustu of his death on the sound four
"Now do you think I can't hurt you more than I was?" Gaara says when it was done
"Ok he is in the base currently under your left hand pinky to middle finger." The sound four say in perfect synchronization making Gaara blink twice and shrug it off and put the four in a log god genjustu for the rest of the week to make them worship the log
"Aahh seyenya a keyster gun." Gaara is heard to be singing
"Shut it." Half the village yells because it is the middle of the night
"Ok I'll go home." Gaara says tuckered out
"Time to look for Tsunade right Jaryia?" Gaara asks the sannin who jumps out of the tree behind him
"So how long did you know I was there?" Jaryia asks
"Hokage office." Gaara says
"I seem to be getting rusty then." Jaryia says
"No I'm just that good." Gaara says
"Well we need the twins and we need me to go for on the hunt for Tsunade, oh and we need Sasuke as well just in case we meet Itachi like I think would happen." Gaara says wanting to make himself the most rich person ever with Naruto and Narkuo as his good luck charms of infinite power
"Yeah we need Tsunade to stop gambling on the stuff she currently gambles on and instead gamble the villages with Naruto throwing the gambles in our favor." Gaara says making Jaryia's eyes turn to plates
"WTF is wrong with you?" Jaryia cries
"I'm a greedy asshole ok." Gaara says proudly
"Oh dear Log there is a gambler genius in front of me send help." Jaryia says
"Never fear the akutski are here." Itachi says throwing Gaara for a loop long enough for Itachi to run in front of him barley allowing Gaara to get EMS up and running on the clone
"Eternal Tsukuyomi." Both chime in perfect unison
"Bubble of chakra repulsion." Gaara says popping his clone who got trapped trapping Itachi in one as well as Kisame
"Noob." Gaara says to Kisame getting immense amounts of ki directed at him
"I'll shut up now." Gaara says terrified of what would happen if Kisame was let out at that point
"Hi Itachi Uchiha how was 'Tobi'?." Gaara says making Itachi raise an eyebrow slightly
"How do you know this stuff?" Itachi asks throwing caution to the wind a little bit
"I am a reincarnation of someone from another universe get wrecked kid." Gaara says shocking Kisame and Itachi
"Bull there is no way you could remember even if you were reincarnated." Itachi says half believing it
"Ok how about eyeless Shisui then the jump then?" Gaara says knowing that this could get him killed if he doesn't play the cards correctly enough for this
"How about Die." Kisame says breaking out of the bubble and Itachi as well
"He isn't ours to kill you know that Kisame." Itachi says
"But Itachi do you ever regret having to kill your parents and the rest of the clan for them trying to rebel against things that if they didn't they would have been just fine?" Gaara says trying to injure Itachi
"I know I regret not being strong enough to help you to stop them." Gaara says dodging Itachi's attack
"What are you two talking about?" Kisame and Jaryia asks pausing their battle for a second
"S class secrets that no person should know." They both answer pausing their fight for a second then resuming the battle as the two others resume theirs
"Gonna ask for the true story later." Kisame says hitting Jaryia in the arm as he tries to preform rasengan
"Rasengan." Gaara says launching Kisame into a wall knocking him out
"So now that troublesome problem is knocked out how are you Itachi?" Gaara says
"Pretty good all thing considered." Itachi lies
"How long until?" Gaara says knowing Itachi knows what he means
"How long until I die? I honestly don't know." Itachi says
"I could help if I had Dragonborn powers." Gaara mumbles
"What?" Itachi asks confused
"I really was reincarnated and if I had Dragonborn powers I would be able to help you heal but since I don't I can't help." Gaara says
"Wait I think I can actually help slightly if I'm right don't get your hopes up though." Gaara says giddy that he can save Itachi
"We need Tsunade to give us a few drops of blood to give you the eye." Gaara plans
"It gave Madara his back so it can save you as well possibly." Gaara continues to says s class secrets out loud
"OI TOBITO GET OVER HERE I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!" Gaara screams
"Tobi is here why and how do you know of him?" Tobi asks revealing himself from the darkness three seconds later hearing his name screamed out asking something important
"I know multiple timelines." Gaara says throwing a chapter on his youth from a manga at him
"Oh this is interesting you know yet you don't reveal it you are either a dummy or a genius to not do that." Tobi says getting ready to kill this kid
"I am both yet neither." Gaara says
"How would Senju and Uchiha blood interact?" Gaara asks while
"It would heal the eyes of the person and nothing else." Tobi says crushing Gaara's hopes
"Nothing on fatal disease or anything?" Gaara asks
"Nope now you are going to die." Tobi says
"Kakashi will know." Gaara says
"Oh know what?" Tobi says throwing kunai
"Who is alive that he needs to kill for the pain in the world to end and one is a Tobi Uchiha." Gaara says dodging said kunai
"What the fuck is going on here?" Danzō says suspicious of Gaara
"Nothing bitchass eye theif." Gaara roars at him
"What about me says I'm a eye theif?" Danzō the dick says defending himself
"Eye theif?" Itachi asks confused
"The dead Uchiha Clan bodies you bastard." Gaara roars waking up the whole village on accident
"What the hell is going on in my village?" The hokage asks releasing ki
"What?" Itachi yells at the thought of Danzō getting his clans dojutsu because of him
"Obito Uchiha is trying to kill me and other jinctūriki." Gaara says from behind the hokage closing his eyes for a minute and stabbing himself with two needles in each leg and arm and pressing down on them until all the blood is out of them
Making the hokage look at him in confusion
"Obito Uchiha is alive and he didn't tell me?" Kakashi is heard growling while charging up a chidori to use on his friend from the back
"What are you doing Gaara?" The hokage asks
"I'm sorry." Obito says weakly
"Getting Rinnegan to complete a set of dojutsu from the founding clans of Konoha and of the people known as ninja in the first place." Gaara says opening his eyes with his newly gotten eyes and turning them off instantly
"I like this little game and all but STOP BEING LOUD." Narkuo screams at everyone making them afraid of her
"Okay we will be quiet now." Everyone says in unison
"Good going to bed now stop trying to kill each other before I beat all of you into the ground." Narkuo says with a demonic smile to rival the devil himself
"Itachi!" Sauske yells making everyone hope he doesn't die via Narkuo trying to strangle him
"You're dead." Narkuo growls making everyone pray that if the kid dies he dies quickly
"Bye Bye Sasuke." Gaara clone #2,000,000,001 says sadly popping instantly from stupid levels of killing intent being leveled at him
"You're next Gaara." Narkuo says
"Ok madam Narkuo." Gaara says
"I didn't do anything though." Shukaku says in response to Narkuo's anger
"Sorry that you are in the crossfire." Narkuo says breaking Sasuke's ankle
"By the flipping log that hurts." Sasuke says
"You just earned more pain into yourself." Narkuo says making Sasuke wince
"I forgot about the pocket I have." Gaara says shoving Narkuo into the infinite pocket along with Obito and Kakashi and the other problem he doesn't want to handle called Kisame
"So Itachi hows it been since Danzo the dick made you kill the clan of dummies that wanted to revolt ultimately causing the death of a quarter of the village possibly including your brother incident?" Gaara asks shocking everyone in the know on the subject and it's class of secret that he would say something about it here and now with so many civilians nearby
"Good." Itachi says not skipping a beat
"That's good." Gaara says annoyed at the answer Itachi gave him
"Gaara how do you know all these flipping s class secrets?" Hiruzen asks
"Like I said before I am a reincarnation of a person in a different world." Gaara says tired and wanting to go to sleep letting his girlfriend out of the pocket and turning into a cute fuzzy baby raccoon and jumping into her arms calming her down
"Aww." Narkuo says petting her transformed boyfriend on the head making him try to act like a cuter raccoon kit than any real raccoon could to calm her down as much as possible
"I'm still gonna drop kick you Gaara." Narkuo says yawning
"Ok can you do that in about three years give or take a few weeks." Gaara asks
"Why is that?" Narkuo replies with a question
"Can't tell you out here because it will be chaos if I do." Gaara says smiling with the small raccoon face he gave himself
"Oh really is it worse than what you do on the daily?" Every inhabitant of Konoha asks
"Yes." Gaara says flatly
"Oh ok we will go to sleep and never mention this ever again." The other ninja and civilians say making Gaara want to sleep even more knowing he wouldn't get to sleep tonight because of this shitstorm he created and lets out Kakashi and Obito in a instant dungeon area to have them keep respawnimg in it
"Good mother fucking night." Gaara says with Narkuo holding him while they try to go to sleep while he is a raccoon human hybrid form
"Umm Kakashi who the hell is that kid?" Obito asks
"Gaara of Konoha." Kakashi says
"Gaara?" Obito says the name ringing a bell
"Sasori and Deidara are supposed to try to kill me later in the timeline." Gaara says from behind Obito slashing his throat making him respawn making gaara think about Itachi and how he can save him
"Meet the pocket again everyone." Gaara says leaving the dungeon and searching for the missing ninja
"Itachi I can save you!" Gaara yells
"Really?" Itachi says almost happy that he can live to 40 or so now
"Pocket for you for a second." Gaara says
[instant dungeon created]
"Respawn mechanics active letting out the Uchiha kid." Gaara says letting him out
"Why did you do th- where a re we now?" Itachi asks not familiar with the flat landscape of grass and mythical beasts in the skies
"A instant dungeon instance." Gaara says slashing Itachi's throat causing him to respawn
"Observe." Gaara says activating it on Itachi
[Itachi stats]
10000/10000 chakra
10000/10000 stamina
10000/10000 health
No diseases or poisons in the body
Killer of the Uchiha Clan
Spy
Worlds most deadly pacifist
"You're cured!" Gaara says jumping in joy that he saved one of the remaining favorite characters in the Narutoverse
"I'm cured?" Itachi says in a tone that could be mistaken for happiness
"Yes you are officially going to be able to die by a natural death." Gaara says with tears of happiness for Itachi being able to live long enough to see his brother have a daughter if he does in this world
"I am the man who saves." Gaara says in happiness
"I'm gonna have to trust you on that I guess." Itachi says while being thrown in the pocket to leave the dungeon
"Take sharky with you too." Gaara says pulling out Kisame and Samehada and giving them to Itachi to take out of there
"Ok bye kid." Itachi says hoping they don't get to kill him in the future
"Bye little one." Gaara says mindfucking Itachi
"I'm mentally 29." Gaara says causing Itachi to have a headache that he has been played by someone older than him the entirety of the time since the kyubii attack once again
"What is it with big games of chess with people as chess pieces you are wondering about now I guess?" Gaara says
"Got it in one." Itachi says
"Well it's for the greater good of the world for my favorite characters of my favorite show to survive till after the next 1 or 2 big battles or wars." Gaara says truthfully
"Ok good mother fucking night." Itachi says shocking Gaara that he would curse like that
"Didn't know you knew how to curse." Gaara says laughing his way to sleep in a new dungeon with everyone out
"Gaara!" Narkuo says getting annoyed cuddling time was interrupted by something Gaara thought he needed to do
"Obito do you think Urahara is a psycho now." Kakashi says remembering that he had to help his friend get into a position in Anbu then getting him to teach genin
"Yep." Obito says understanding that this could only be caused by the meddling of people who know more than basically anyone else like Urahara does
"I agree." Gaara says in his raccoon human hybrid form getting cuddled by his girlfriend who essentially was a neko at that point of transforming
"Be quiet trash pandas." Narkuo says making the jinctūriki of Shukaku and Shukaku want to reply but won't for the sake of their genitalia's continued existence
"Ok." Gaara and Shukaku reply
"Good now time for cuddles for the night." Narkuo says going to sleep and holding Gaara and Shukaku who was let out with one arm each with Shukaku and Gaara being hybrid mode they started thinking things that would make Narkuo burst out laughing because they are so alike yet they act like they are nothing alike
"Oh Shukaku um sorry about sacrificing you for now." Gaara whispers meaning the summoning of a body just so he didn't die of gettting cuddled too much
"It's ok I understand why you would get me out here as well." Shukaku whispers back trying to get some air in his lungs
"Too clingy." They both whisper afraid of death by fox girl as she squeezes them while she is asleep as a pop up appears in Gaara's vision
[main questline quest]Protect the others from akutski using your own tactical prowess and not using a Kekkei Genkai
Rewards
-vampire knives
-player leveling capabilities
-dragon dungeon (Skyrim)
-sword of a seven swordsman of he mist (random)
-plus 100 levels
-Minecraft inner world (soul bound object)
Failure
-the death of everyone you love and care about in a few years
"Woah that's what I've needed for flipping ever." Gaara whispers happily
"Though the levels are going to cause a problem." Gaara says realizing the immense amount of experience points to level up in most games at level 100
———"trick kun didn't kill me yet yay" a Japanese line says[Gaara stats]
-hp 10000/10000
-stamina is 10000/10000
-chakra 1000000/1000000
-spiritual pressure 10000/10000Jutsu
-Chidori -200
-Big head jutsu -5
-Custom jutsu: Rasengan storm -400000
-Custom jutsu: Calamity rasengan* -500000
-Custom jutsu: Calamity creator Rasengan* -500000
Means it is the second step of a jutsu combination*
-Custom jutsu: Ball of sand massacre -100
-Mass Sand Burial -1000
-Sand Coffin (-100)
-Shadow Clone (-100)
-multi hit Shadow Clone (-2000)(it lives through ~20 kunai to the head)
-Clone (-10)
-Rasengan -200
-Solid transformation -500
-Sexy jutsu -550/50
-Water walking jutsu
-Tree walking jutsu
-Substitution jutsu -10Powers
-chibi mode (look it up)
-tailed beast transformation(ex: turning parts of body into Shukaku's races body)
-tailed beast mode(sub abilities:orbital punch)
-sand nuke (locked: destroys Kage level threats in a blink of a eye)
-remembrance (perfect clarity of memory)
-creator of worlds (can create objects they have seen)
-hasten thought (enhances mind by 10000 times
-every kekkei genkei to do with manipulation of objects/minds (payment for a quest for protecting Sauske's mind from manipulation via his brothers sharingan)
-eyes of The reborn (reward for being Naruto's best friend, Sauske's friend, and protecting both from people who would hurt or cause mental pain to both, sees the truth in the universe and it's direction of the future timelines to a point of two weeks from that point)
Skills
-Sword mastery 30/1000
-Instant dungeon create/destroy 2/100 2/100
-Transmutation 100/1000
-Observe 1/100
-Chakra control 115/100000
-Molecular manipulation 100/10000
-Clan secret jutsu 1/1000
-Weapon creation 100/10000
-Thought messaging 1/10
-Potion creation 1000/1000*10 in all stat gains and stats from potion creation being maxed out
Subspace/time pocket inventory
-food 2 tons of chicken 10 tons of ramen for the twins 800 tons of water
-11 sealing scrolls with kunai in them one for each jinctūriki alive and the kunai will be released when one dies
-weapons 3 thousand misc swords
-sand 1 million tons of the stuff to be exact (quest rewards were rocks sometimes because they have a use in this case)
-every Naruto manga up to Boruto (it was a reward for stopping Naruto and Narkuo from getting hurt by mobs for 1 full year outside of school)-infinity gauntlet (-500000 chakra per use)
-a bell
-sand copy of gáe bolg
-shout mastery item (quest reward)(free revive of one dead person)
-iPhone 7 (memory recreation of the object he owned)Elemental control levels
-fire 10/100
-wind 30/100
-water 10/100
-earth 10/100
Effects
Shukaku jinctūriki=100xchakra
Rebirth=knowledge of previous lifeEater of worlds=can transmute anything non living including hollows
System user=power level calculator thing known as the system
Money 100,000,000 yen
1 = 35 yen in transmutation table(I need the actual value to be told to me to fix this)
Summoning contracts
-Fox (he asked Narkuo to ask Kurama between ninja missions.)(She already knew she had the Fox sealed in her at the time of that)
-Toad (He asked Jaryia if he could and as payment he would teach him a justu he didn't know if Gaara was allowed to use the contract)
[Narkuo/Naruto stats]
-hp 90000/90000
-stamina 9000/9000
-chakra 900000/900000
Jutsu
-Substution jutsu (-100)
-Shadow Clone Jutsu (-100)
-transformation jutsu (30-300)
-Chakra enhancement (1 once)
-Walk on water (-5~10 constant)
-Walk on trees (-10 constant)
Powers
-tailed beast mode
-power of twins (knows if their twin is in 'troublesome' situations1/25 of the time)
Skills
-swordplay 10/1000
-chakra control 10/100000
Effects
-9 tails 900 times chakra
Summoning contracts
-Fox
[Ichigo stats]
-hp 10000/10000
-stamina 1000/1000
-chakra 10000/10000
-spiritual pressure 100000/100000
Jutsu
-All three academy jutsu
-Shadow Clone Jutsu (-75 per clone)
Skills
Chakra control 100/100000
Spiritual manipulation 100/100000