Well, here it is! The final chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed the story, and I'm actually kinda glad this story's over…now I can spend more time on my other story and start a new story. Anyway, here's the chapter from the misanthropic cripple himself.

Chapter 6: House

What do I think of House? He's dead sexy. He's the best, obviously. Anyone who doesn't see that must be blind. People say he thinks he's God. But he doesn't think so. No, he's better than God. Chase, our little Catholic alter boy duckling, might be a bit offended by this, but he doesn't need to know that House thinks that, does he? Anyways, everyone loves House. He's so charismic and irresistible. Foreman, Chase (though they try not to show it) and Cameron (who tries to show it) all love him. Cuddy loves him, Wilson loves him, and I know Stacy still loves him. I know she's still pining away for him somewhere…can't you hear her crying, "House! Where are you? I love you! I miss you! I can't stand Mark anymore!" House can hear it. He hears it every day!

Well, I could go on and on about Gregory House, but I think you get the point. He's a great doctor and a sexy beast at that. And you better believe it.

A/N The story's done! Hurray!! It was a fun little story to write, but I'm glad I'm done. Hope everyone liked it!

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