Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Kingdom Hearts. I just own this fic, Dawn and her cousins Talon and Solar, their Keyblades and a copy of 358/2 Days. And the Kitty Clones. And a new pet givin to me by a friend, even though he made it.
Dawn: Hi! And welcome back to KHToDoT! Also know as Kingdom Hearts Truth or Dare of Torture! I'm your hostess, Dawn Tigress Wolfeon.
Talon: And I'm your host, Talon Hawk Midnight.
Solar: And I'm your co-host, Solar Keith Felinae!
Sora: When did he become co-host?!
Dawn: When he kept bugging me and Talon about it. Now we have to babysit him AND left him have dares at the same time. Great.
Axel: So, about the whole you being pregnate, thing.....
Dawn: Oh, I've decided to not speed it up. The gestation period of a lion isn't fairly long. It takes 110 days for a lion cub to fully grow inside the female's womb, and the gestation of a wolf is 60 to 63 days long. Add those and the gestation period of mine and Riku's child will be 170 to a possible 173 days. Not including the nine months of a human.
KH Cast: (Confused)
Dawn: Oh Lord. In simpe terms, it'll take up to either 170 days or 173 days until I need to give birth to the baby.
KH Cast: Oh.
Dawn: And I'm NOT doing ANY DARES FROM FINALFANTASYDUDE13 OR NOAHMATIX1000!!!
Talon: Why?
Solar: They're the same person as LarxeneHater500. Remember what he dared for Lexeaus to do to Dawn's cats?
Riku: So, we're just gonna do other dares?
Dawn: Yesssss.
Riku: Don't growl at me.
Talon: Oh, and no dares next chapter. Next chapter is Dawn and Riku's wedding, which they have already prepared.
Riku: The invites will be givin out this chapter.
Dawn: These first dares are from dreamer.
what happened to dawn kitty? anyway, dares:turn zexion into cute kitty cat,dawn jump off 500 billion foot kill yuffie, roxas kill namine. truth:talon, how is scolar related to you AND dawn.
Dawn: Oh right. (Gives Vexen her blood sample)
Vexen: Idiot.
Dawn: An idiot that's gonna get married soon.
Sora: Why do you love her?
Riku: Easy, she's wild, but has a certain kind of spark to her that unexplainable.
Solar: That, and you just think she's hot.
Riku: Yep.
Dawn: (Holding Zexion Kitty in the air) We made a clone of him. But, jsut for fun. (Turns Zexion into a cat)
Zexion: I hate mew.
Talon: HA!
Zexion: What was that?
Zexion Kitty: Mew.
Zexion: What do you mean by "instinct"?
Demyx Kitty: Meow. Mewl mew mew meowl.
Zexion: So when ever I try to say that word or any like it, I'll mew?
Pyramid Head Kitty: Pretty much. Next.
Dawn: But, I can't. I might get a miscarrage.
Talon: You aren't that far along. Jump. (Teleports everyone to a 500 billion foot cliff)
Riku: I'm gonna kill you, Talon.
Dawn: (Jumps and soon disappears into the wind)
Sora: Where'd she go?
Dawn: Try behind you. The real show of my people's transportation is going with the wind. That's how we go from place to place. And also why some people say they see large gusts of wind out in space. (Teleports everyone back to the mansion)
Solar: Can I have candy?
Dawn: No. Solar is related to me and Talon because my mom is Talon's aunt. His mom is my aunt as well. They have another sister who's Solar's mom. So my mom, Talon's mom, and Solar's mom are sisters, and therefore makes us related.
Talon: And I'm happy we didn't need to explain our ENTIRE family. And do I have to?
Dawn: Hell yeah!
Talon: (Brutally slaughters Yuffies then revives her) Oh Yuffie I'm so sorry! I didn't want to but my stupid cousin made me do it! Just please forgive me!
Yuffie: Okay?
Dawn: Oh, the nightmares he'll have. Next! We are doing your dares out of order, dreamer.
Roxas: [Beep] you! I'm not killing her!
Talon:: Why should we kill the ones we love?
Dawn: Cause you were dared to. Now suck it up and take it like a man! Roxas, control!
Roxas: Yes, pregnate master?
Dawn: {I'm gonna kill him for that!} Kill Namine!
Roxas: (Summons Oblivion and Oathkeeper) Yes pregnate master! (Attacks Namine, who puts a suprisingly strong defence)
Talon: Get some popcorn, Solar.
Solar: Of course! (Makes instant popcorn)
KH Cast: (Watch Roxas and Namine duel)
Dawn: I'm waiting until my belly gets big enough for the baby to start kicking!
Talon: Yeah, you and Riku cooing at each other about the baby. Fun.
Riku: Shut up, dude. You're not putting us in the mood for a wedding.
Axel: You're sixteen, and getting married. It's not a wonder you two aren't "in the mood".
Dawn and Riku: Stfu, Axel.
Roxas: (Finally kills Namine by stabbing her in the head)
Dawn: Heh, release.
Roxas: DAMN IT! WHY?! WHY ME!?
Solar: Whimp. Suck it up.
Dawn: Thanks for the review, dreamer. These next dares come from chesey55.
wow almost makes me regret the dare, almost.
any way,
sora- what would happen if you brack the keyblade (sora's key blade snaps in half two secends after he anwsers)
Riku and Dawn- to apoligise hear (gives them 20 chocolets and any thing else tey want (don't tell them the chocolets have laksitevs in them))
Roxas- who do you like more xion or namina
and just becouse I'm as bord as hell, dawn give any dare you want to any 5 cast members.
Oh and Jason-
Jason: yo Rochelle got pregnant so I'm going to be a dad. GOD is Chreg going to die, any way (stabs zexion)
thats for being the most anoying boss in RE: cain of memorys.
OH and I want to test somthing on you for that. (gets out a super laser)
This joack is so lame, I'M A FIREIN MA' LASER!
Dawn: Eh, the two of us are fine.
Sora: I dunno. (Keyblade suddenly snaps in half and massive amounts of energy go through everyone body)
Riku: W-What was THAT?!
Dawn: I dunno, but I got hit by it. I hope I didn't miscarry. Next dare!
Talon: DA- oh!
Solar: Stupid idiot hybrid male cousin.
Talon: Shut up, fullblood!
Dawn: I don't want any chocolate.
Riku: Same here.
Axel: What's with the "hybrid" and "fullblood" insults?
Dawn: Oh, well, everyone on our world is fine with hybrid and half-breeds, but sometimes some people are just enemies with each other, so if they're two different "bloods", they'll call each other by that.
Talon: Useless fullblooded wolf runt!
Solar: Ungrateful hybrid scum!
Talon: Worthless fullblood piece of crap!
Solar: How dare you, you freak hybrid creature of NOTHING!
Dawn: Oh, oh my God.
Roxas: What?
Dawn: That's THE most insulting thing someone can say to a hybrid. It hits deeply. So, very, deeply.
Talon: Solar...... JUST GET OUT THEN! WHO NEEDS YOU HERE! YOU'RE NOTHING! JUST A PUP! A RUNT!
Kairi: Oh wow.
Dawn: I can not believe my eyes. Talon, why did you do that?
Solar: Forget it, Talon! I'm not leaving! Not ever!
Talon: Fine by me so long as you stay the hell away from me!
Solar: Fine!
Dawn: Great, now what'll I do about that? Uh, forget it. Next.
Roxas: Um, I like Namine better because of how Sora loves Kairi and I'm Sora's Nobody, and Namine is Kairi's. That, and Xion scares me sometimes.
Xion: Gee, thanks Rox.
Pyramid Head Kitty: Next.
Dawn: ANY dare, hm? (Looks at Axel, Roxas, Demyx and Zexion) I got a few.
Zexion: (Mutters something)
Dawn: I dare Demyx and Zexion to kiss like lovers!
Talon: Fangirl.
Dawn: KISS! My hormones still act up when I'm pregnate, and you don't wanna see me go hormonal on ya!
Demyx and Zexion: (Kiss out of fear, then out of pleasure)
Solar: Wow.
Riku: This is disturbing.
Dawn: The next person I dare is Talon.
Talon: Oh man!
Dawn: Talon, I dare you to make up with Solar.
Solar: Why should he?
Dawn: Because I don't like it when my cousins fight. It makes me feel so.... alone in a way. Please, just make up. It's one day before my wedding, and if you guys aren't gonna act right, then I won't marry Riku.
Talon: Wow, okay then. Solar, I'm sorry.
Solar: No, it was my fault.
Dawn: Yay! No more fighting between you two! Next! Axe! Rox!
Axel and Roxas: What?
Dawn: Um, ooo! Make love!
KH Cast: WTF?!?!
Dawn: Please?
Axel and Roxas: You said please!
Dawn: Pretty please?
Talon: Oh my God!
Dawn: Look, don't make me pull out the whole arsonal of cute.
Axel and Roxas: (Strips and make love, with Dawn taping them)
Solar: You have a sick mind.
Dawn: So? Next! Please welcome Jason!
Jason: (Quickly stabs Zexion in the head)
Dawn: If only you could do that in RE: Chain of Memories.
Talon: Dude, that joke is really lame.
Jason: Yeah, I know. (Fires his laser at Zexion's corspe and Marluxia)
Dawn: HA! Thanks, man.
Jason: No prob. (Disappears in a poof of smoke)
Solar: How many times have they done that?
Talon and Dawn: We lost count.
Dawn: These next dares are from..... crap! We skipped Teddypro! These next dares are from Teddypro!
Ah, guess what? That's right another Vs. Dare! HAHAHAHA!
Vs. Dare--
My next one isn't actually a MapleStory boss, I was just thinking of the beast...this beast is a creature I call Jr. Blackfang. What it is is a large cross between a black snake, a dragon, and a large black bird (The actual description I'll PM you on as well as it's abilities.) How it kills the KH cast is completely up to you (look at the list of abilities I send you.) Also, you may keep the Jr. Blackfang as a gift. :)
Have a nice day.
Teddypro
Dawn: Sorry for skipping you! Tal! Bring in Jr. Blackfang!
Talon: HOLY [BEEP]! (Tries to bring in Jr. Blackfang, but he doesn't listen to Talon and goes wild in the room)
Dawn: Hey! Jr Blackfang!
Jr. Blackfang: (Looks over at Dawn)
Dawn: I'm prego. That, and you are a gift for me so behave!
Solar: (Whispers to Jr. Blackfang) Trust me, just listen to her. Even without her mood swings she one hell of a killer. So yeah. Smarter to listen than to die.
Jr. Blackfang: (Nods, and uses his center head and uses his energy beam to kill Larxene)
????: HA! That was good!
Sora: Who the hell are you?
Axel: I don't think I can handle anyother Wolftigraian.
Dawn: Stream! (Hugs the newcomer, who is a white wolf)
Stream: I'm Dawn guardian when she's on other worlds.
Talon: This is a world she rules over because we're being payed to torture and kill these guys. (Points over KH Cast)
Stream: Well, I heard Dawn was prego and so I got her this. (Gives her a boxed crib)
Riku: Well, at least we don't need to buy one.
Talon: He's gone. Well, Jr. Blackfang, kill them!
Jr. Blackfang: (Ignores Talon)
Dawn: Jr. Blackfang, use your poison breath on them!
Jr. Blackfang: (Uses right head and uses his poison breath to kill all the KH Cast)
Solar: Mass murderer.
Dawn: (Revives everyone) So? You are too.
Talon: Can he sleep in the basement?
Dawn: No. Thanks for Jr. Blackfang, Teddy! I promise he'll be totally tame in the next five or six chapters!
Solar: Well, this counts as another gift for the baby?
Dawn: What ever floats your boat, Solar. These next dares are from Dragonfire2lm.
figures another OC would get pregnant...
(t)= truths (d)= dares
according to Dragon law any creature can marry if they 16 or older, so dawn and riku can marry if they want, you don't have to be a dragon, just know one
pyramid kitty (t)- are you related to the sphinx?
scar (t)- how exactly did you end up evil?
hosts (d)- make a translator to make the kitty clones speak english
talon and dawn (t)- this just occured to me but well...nevermind I'll ask your boss about the fact that your both lion/wolf hybrids and the origin of that idea.
kitty clones (d)- become adult big cat clones!
ok well that's it for now 'sees ham' oh goody my favourite meat.'turns into hedgelionwolf'..'evil smirk' see you next chapter
a hedgelionwolf is Dragonfires transformation that happens after eating ham, the antidote is mustard
Dawn: Complain to the boss, not me.
Talon: Um, our traditon says that if a female gets prego and is not married to the father they NEED to get married. So she's being for by tradition to do this.
Riku: Eh, she's hot. I'm gonna be a dad. Not a problem.
Pyramid Head Kitty: Not sure. But I know him! He's really mad about not having a nose, though.
Scar: I became evil when I realized my father didn't truly love me anymore and loved Mufasa more. And then Simba had to be born and take away my chance at being king!
Simba: I am the rightful king of the Pridelands!
Dawn: Family, isn't it wonderful?
Solar: Ours, yes. Simba's, it sucks. Next.
Talon: Fine. (Buys one over eBay)
Mailman: Package for Talon Midnight?
Talon: Yo. (Pays) Now get out of here and OUT OF MY LAND! (Bites mailman and he runs away)
Dawn and Solar: Why?
Talon: I don't like 'em. (Puts the translators on the Kitty Clones)
Dawn: These should change everything you say into human language. Try it.
Kitty Clones: We want real food like fish!
Solar: Works.
Dawn: Next! Dragonfire2lm, yeah she took some of that away from you, but me and Talon have human in us, too.
Talon: Half lion, quater human, and quarter wolf. Next!
Kitty Clones: (Turn into larger versions of themselves)
Sora Kitty: Cool!
Dawn: These dares are from Roxas Hariki.
um...is the use for Axel's 'control' yaoi reltaed??
Dawn and Axel: [Beep] yeah!
Roxas: Did you really have to ask?
Dawn: These next ones come from Mr. Anonymous.
I became Heartless Lugia on this sight recently, but I'm still gonna give dares as this guy.
General-(Lawl, I'm helpin you guys. Keep on the dares though.)
gets exactly...599 US DOLLARS, 599 US DOLLARS, 599 US DOLLARS-YAYZ.
Launcher battle! Everyone included.
Battle? Everyone also included...?
Girls-
the shower thing again. Dawn may be excused as she is pregnant.
Sora-For doing that, you get OVER 90! More dollars.
walk on top of the mansion.
Xion-FIRE YOUR LAZOR! At 5 people. Anyone, including kitties, host, co-host, and cast.
Riku-Rest up.
Org. XII-FIST FIGHT! First to 10 kills wins.
Dawn: Cool!
Talon: Hey Dawn.
Dawn: Huh?
Axel: Prego says what?
Dawn: I'm not falling for that.
Axel: You said it would work!
Talon: Shut up! She's way smarter than she looks!
Dawn: I have an IQ of, I think, 100 something.
KH Cast: And you're doing a Truth or Dare show?!
Dawn: I said I have a high IQ. I never said I make good choices. That, and I just don't think all the time.
Leon: Well, that explains a lot.
Dawn: Quiet Squall!
Leon: It's Leon!
Dawn: Homo with Cloud says what?
Leon: What?
Talon, Solar, Dawn, and Axel: HA!
Dawn: Okay, let's get on with the dares. (Bag of money falls on her head) IF I LOST THIS KID I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DROPPED THE BAG ON MY HEAD!! AND I DON'T THINK HEARTLESS LUGIA DID IT, EITHER!!
Axel: (Throws rope away)
Dawn: Jr. Blackfang! Kill Axel!
Jr. Blackfang: (Sets Axel on fire with his firey breath)
Solar: It's so sad because his element is fire.
Dawn: [Beep] him. He tried to kill my baby. (Looks in the bag) YAY!!! MONEY!
Vexen: (Has a bag thrown at him by Marluxia) Ow!
Talon: (Has Pyramid Head Kitty give him a bag)
KH Cast: (Get their own bag in a different way)
Dawn: Yes! Now I can pay Vex! (Gives Vexen 13 bucks)
Talon: You payed him 3000 bucks for the other Kitty Clones, and yet you only pay him 13 bucks for yours?
Dawn: Each Kitty Clone ranges in their own price. And the highest of all was Riku and Sora. So they cost a TON! Next!
Solar: Dawn can't join because she's prego.
Dawn: That, and I'd whoop all your sorry butts.
KH Cast: (Have an all out battle with rocket launchers while Dawn watches patting her stomach)
Dawn: It's okay, baby. It's fine. Your daddy will be okay after this, I promise.
Axel: (Ducks from Saix's blast) Is she talking to her kid in her stomach?!
Talon: (Blows up Xemnas and Ansem at the same time) I hear that it helps the kid to talk quicker when they're born!
Riku: (Ducks from a blast from Sora) DAMN IT SORA! I HAVE A KID ON THE WAY!! (Leaves fight)
Sora: Wuss! (Ducks from Talon and blows him up)
Dawn: And there goes Talon Hawk Midnight. We hardly knew ye. (Revives her cousin who sits down next to her)
Talon: Don't. Say. Anything.
Dawn: You were beaten by a kid.
Talon: He's only a year younger than the three of us.
Dawn: Yeah, and Solar's only 5 years old and he curses.
//After the Battle and many revivals//
Dawn: Damn. Just damn. Oh, fish! (Grabs a tuna and throws it to the Kitty Clones)
Talon: Why?
Riku: Do you need to ask?
Solar: I don't know what the hell Pokemon is. So, I'll play with the clones. (Goes to the clones)
Mickey: What's Pokemon?
Dawn: Oh! I love Pokemon! I just have enought money to buy HeartGold or SoulSilver. Wah.
Talon: You own a copy of 358/2 Days. Be happy you got that!
Dawn: I'll give you all your pokemon!! (Gives a pokeball to everyone except Talon)
Talon: Who'll you be using?
Dawn: I think I'll use the team I have on !!!
Riku: Is there an order to it?
Dawn: Totally! My number one pokemon is Ninetails. Then there's Jolteon. Then Vapereon. Then Persian. Then Umbreon. And lastly, Espeon.
Axel: Wow.
Dawn: Yeah. And Ninetails is a fire type AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM AXEL SO DROP THE PUPPY DOG EYES! IT'LL ONLY WORK FOR SAIX!!!
Axel: Fine! [Beep].
Talon: Prego [beep]. Get it right.
Dawn: I wish I could have a Lugia.
Solar: I thought you could choose one on the website.
Dawn: Well, you can but I wanted to keep it more based on the show and stuff.
Talon: Addict.
Dawn: Only to sweets. Now let the mega battle begin! Solar, annouce since you're not doing anything useful! (Gives the wolf pup a sheet of paper)
Solar: First up is Dawn against Demyx.
Demyx: You did give me a water type, right?
Dawn: Yeah. I gave you my Vaporeon.
Demyx: Thanks.
Dawn: Just don't hurt her. Also, I'm using my Ninetails.
Solar: And begin! [A/N: Sorry. I don't really play pokemon or pay that much attention to the show, so please don't get mad at me if I get any of this messed up!]
Dawn: Ninetails, use Flash Fire!
Ninetails: (Attacks Vapereon with it's Flash Fire)
Demyx: Damn. Vaporeon, use-
Axel: Don't use Water Absorb! Dawn's using a fire type, not a water type!
Roxas: How do you know this?
Axel: Internet.
Demyx: {Damn! I can't use it because she has a fire type, not a water type. Damn it! Think Dem! Think!}
Zexion: Is he trying to think?
Dawn: He's trying to think, Zex. Oh! Put on the theme songs!
Solar: (Pushes button that plays all the theme songs from the Pokemon Anime from the first to current season)
Talon: Setting the mood.
Dawn: Wanna change pokemon, Dem?
Demyx: Sure. Vaporeon, taking you out. (Summons Vaporeon back into her pokeball and throws it to Dawn)
Dawn: Thank you. Now, here. Hope this one works for ya. (Tosses Demyx a new pokeball that is blue at the top instead of red) Don't ask about the colors, I forget really easily.
Demyx: Alright then. (Summons out his new pokemon, who turns out to be a Blastoise) FINALLY!
Axel: Calm down. I'm not sure you're gonna have that much of an effect here. It's not a water arena.
Dawn: Wanna bet? (Snaps fingers and room becomes a water arena with stands for everyone NOT in the battle)
Axel: Shut up.
Demyx: Alright Blastoise! Use torrent!
Blastoise: (Uses it's torrent)
Dawn: So? Ninetails, quick! Use Flash Fire!
Ninetails: (Races up to the water pokemon and uses Flash Fire and wins)
Demyx: I GIVE UP! (Tosses pokemon back to Dawn) I want a rematch later!
Dawn: Deal!
Solar: Next up is Axel vs. Roxas.
Roxas: I need to fight him?
Solar: That's what the paper says.
Dawn: Oh, this'll be good.
Demyx: Big time.
Axel: Dawn. Who am I using?
Dawn: Flareon.
Talon: Wow. Of course. What type is Roxas using?
Dawn: Um, a normal.
Solar: Your persian, huh?
Dawn: Roxas if you hurt my persian I will skin you alive!
Roxas: Okay okay! Persian, use limber!
Persian: (Nods)
Axel: Flareon, use flash fire!
Flareon: (Uses flash fire on Persian)
//After more than 30 battles and rematches// [A/N: One, I'm lazy. Two, I really did not want to write every single battle. Just know that Dawn, Roxas, and Talon won most of them.]
Talon: I had fun. Next!
KH Females: Why?
Axel: Just get in the shower!!
Dawn: AXEL IS A PERV!!!
Axel: AM NOT!
Talon: Then why..... no. I won't ask. It's too disturbing for a T Rated fic. That, and Dawn does not need to be sick.
Larxene: Why do we even do this?
Dawn: So my new Jr. Blackfang doesn't eat you. By the way, how'd you get out Axe?
Axel: Climbed out it's mouth.
KH Cast: Eeewwww.
Axel: Yeah, not fun. He really needs a breath mint!
Talon: O.o, okay then.
KH Cast Females: (Take shower)
Larxene: (Throws hairbrush at Axel) PERV!!
Dawn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH AHAHAHA!!!
Talon: (Snickering) Calm it, Dawn. Next.
Dawn: (Teleports everyone to the roof)
Sora: Why me?
Solar: You were dared to now get over and dance!!
Dawn: I never liked his songs, but he was a good person.
Talon: You didn't like his songs? Not even "Thriller"?
Dawn: No, and I don't know why. Any who. Dem. Would you please?
Demyx: Sure. DANCE SORA DANCE!!
Zexion: Why?
Sora: (Moonwalks for an hour)
Solar: (Teleports then back to the room) Next.
Dawn: You [beep]ing kill my cats Xion and I will [beep]ing skin you alive and [beep]ing make you dinner for Jr. Blackfang!
Xion: Okay! (Aims at Solar)
Dawn: Do that to him and you'll get the same punishment. He's only a pup!!
Xion: Oh come on! (Aims at Talon and looks at Dawn)
Dawn: Eh.
Talon: Dawn Tigress Wolfeon!! (Blown up)
Xion: (Blows up Xemnas, Saix, Riku, and Sora)
Solar: Wow. Haha, Mansex and his little puppy are dead.
Dawn: But I like Saix Puppy. (Revives the people Xion blew up)
Talon: I'M GOING TO [BEEP]ING KILL YOU!!!
Riku: She's prego, and if you do I'll kill you.
Sora: Protective much Riku?
Dawn: Did the dare say for Riku to rest?
KH Cast: (Nod)
Dawn: SWEET!! (Grabs Riku and uses him as a pillow and falls asleep with him)
Talon: Oh for the love of God. Dawn, look. (Holds up magizine labled "Resident Evil Yaoi Weekly)
Dawn: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Talon: Um, uh, (shudders) Resident Evil yaoi. You know, ChrisxWesker.
Dawn: Are they butt naked?
Talon: (Holds something down) Yeah.
Dawn: GIVE!! (Grabs magizine from Talon's hands and reads) Ooooo! And it's this months!!
Kairi: Where'd she get it from?
Solar: Oh, this fangirl website that lets you read yaoi from any fandom you want. Oh, and they have a magizine from each fandom.
KH Girls: What's it called?!
Dawn: Um, fangirl-frenzy, I think. [A/N: NOT A REAL WEBSITE!!! I REPEAT!! NOT A REAL WEBSITE!!!]
Talon: Okay, Organization XIII. FIST FIGHT!
Larxene: Can I not fight so I can see that website?
Dawn: Um, no. Sorry. But you can see it if you win.
Solar: Three, two, one. Begin!!
Larxene: I WANNA SEE THAT WEBSITE!!! (Attacks Saix, Xemnas, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Xion, Roxas, Vexen, Marluxia, and Xigbar)
Talon: And just to look at yaoi?
Dawn and Larxene: It can be used as blackmail.
Talon: Really? Well, now I have something to blackmail Cloud and Sephiroth.
Dawn: Thankies for the reviews!! These next ones come from dreamer726!!
yeah last tme i reveiwed i was under the name 'dreamer' anyway i forgot something: roxas has to kiss namine too, zexion-kitty cat has to STAY AWAY from demyx kitty, AND every one gets to kill talon in thier own way.(zexi can be noncat at his turn, then one again for two weeks).
Dawn: Oh, well, thanks for the extras!
Roxas: Wow.
Dawn: KISS KISS KISS!
Namine: (Grabs Roxas and kisses him dead on the lips)
Talon: Shiz nits, aggresive much?
Namine: Do you know how long I've been waiting to do that?!
Solar: Calm down.
???: Hihi!
Talon and Dawn: TOMAKA!
Tomaka: What?
Dawn: Lordy. Tomaka is another of my cousins. He's the oldest out of the thirty pup cousins.
KH Cast: THIRTY?!
Dawn: Yeah, five sets of sextuplets. Next!
Tomaka: Yeah, next!
Zexion Kitty: Why? I love my Dem Dem Kitty.
Dawn: Yeah, I do too. But a dare's a dare. Sorry man. (Takes Demyx Kitty and put him in her room)
Lunar: Next! Tomaka no baka!
Talon: He really is.
Tomaka: I'm not stupid!
Solar: Next, before he goes into a fit. (Takes the other pups somewhere so they don't watch what is about to unfold on Talon)
Dawn: (Returns Zexion to his true form)
Talon: N-Now now. Can't w-we be reasonable? G-Guys?
Zexion: I'm gonna enjoy this. (Take out emo knife and stabs Talon to death)
Dawn: I knew you had an emo knife. My friend wanted to see it. Now you've seen, bud! (Revives Talon)
Talon: Holy.
Simba: Why would I kill him?
Dawn: Dunno. Just do it. Don't care about the guilt, I can revive him. Oh, and people, please start daring people from other worlds like the Pride Lands, the Land Of Dragons. Anywhere! That includes people from Atlantica.
Sora: Heh hehe heh. (Goes Master Form and kills Talon very brutally)
Roxas: Damn.
Dawn: Do you have pent up anger or something?
Sora: No, I just wanted to do that.
Dawn: (Revives Talon) My turn.
Talon: OH [BEEP]!
Dawn: (Takes out her sword, the Wolf Soul) Dark-Light Cannon! (Her sword splits down the middle of the blade, still connected to the hilt, and a bright purple sphere appears in the middle and fires at Talon)
Talon: (Burnt with third degree burns and dies)
Solar: (Revives Talon)
Dawn: Aawww! I wanted to have him burn a little more!
KH Cast: O.o
Dawn: Shut up. He's mean. He doesn't like the fact that me and Riku are gonna have a kid together.
Talon: He turned to the dark! He doesn't deserve to be your mate or your husband! I speak out of family love!
Riku: Oh, your an [beep]! (Stabs Talon to death, then kills his replica)
Sora: You killed you replica beacuse?
Riku: So he wouldn't start saying he was the dad.
Dawn: Makes sense.
//Several killings and revivals of Talon later//
Talon: I hate you all.
Dawn: Hehehe. That's what you get, you jerk. (Turns Zexion back into a cat, only this time he's a neko kitty)
Zexion: Damnit!
Demyx: How cute! (Scratches Zexion behind his ear)
Zexion: Puurrrr.
KH Girls: AAWWWW! How cute!
Dawn: Okay, Demyx, keep petting Zexion.
Demyx: Can do.
Dawn: Zexion, keep being your cute little neko self!
Zexion: Puurrr fine. Puuurrr.
Dawn: Thanks! These next dares are from kalebbb.
i want marluxia to zexion 4 10 mins signed kaleb najar
Dawn: What? Okay, anyone catch that?
KH Cast: No.
Dawn: Sorry, but we can't that dare. Sorry, but I didn't understand what it meant.
Tomaka: I wanna play!
Talon: Tomaka, Leta, Harpoon, Shima, Tiga, Pam, Water, Len, Mike, Tama, Shikon, Ace, Hawk, Eagle, Stream, Flight, Amber, Element, Oliver, Luna, Lunar, Kenith, Dagger, Orion, Beta, Nebula, Nova, Alpha, and Galaxy! Sit down now! You too, Solar!
Dawn: Uh, these next dares come from j.
you peoples can call me jj and first i would like to say this fanfic is aswome (i dont like yoi...is that how its spelled?) so here r my dares oh and by the way here is a 3 headed dragon hope you like her
sora insult kiri(sorry if spelled different)and dont tell her its was a dare intill the end of the show
kiri beat sora to a pulpe and kiss riku in frount of him
MANSEX get beaten up by the SHE marly
all the men where dressess
PS. im a girl and Dawn do me a favore and kick seporothes **
Dawn: Cool, new reviewer. And thanks for the dragon!
3 Headed Dragon: ROAR!
Sora: S.O.B!
Dawn: Heh, I say "son of a Larxene".
Larxene: Hey!
Sora: Hey, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes? [A/N: She didn't hear the dares.]
Sora: You're a [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep].
Roxas: Where'd he all that?!
Dawn: I don't know but I got it on video!
Kairi: SORA YOU [BEEP]HOLE! (Beats Sora to a bloody pulp)
Tomaka: (Revives Sora) Cool!
Kairi: (Kisses Riku on the lips in front of Dawn and Sora)
Dawn: You. Little. Runt. (Attacks and kills Kairi with her bare hands) Riku is my man and my mate! NO ONE ELSES!
Orion: Next please. (Revives Kairi)
Marluxia: I'M A GUY!! GET IT THE HELL RIGHT!
KH Cast: We don't want to.
Talon: Time to go to the doctor, Marly.
Marluxia: WHAT!?! NO!! STAY AWAY! (Knocked out and taken to the doctor by Talon)
Dawn: Who wants to play video games?
KH Cast still there: ME! (Rush to Game Room)
Dawn: Okay, we have the "Resident Evil" series, uh, some of the "Silent Hill" games.
Pyramid Head Kitty: Oo! One of those!
Dawn: KH 1, 2 CoM, RE:CoM, and 358/2 Days. Which one?
KH Cast: Silent Hill.
Dawn: We have "Shattered Memories", "Homecoming", and "Origins".
KH Cast: Don't care.
Dawn: (Puts in "Shattered Memories")
Pyramid Head Kitty: Yay.
// When Marluxia and Talon get back//
Talon: Okay, Marluxia, attack Mansex.
Marluxia: I hate you all.
Xemnas: Don't you even dare.
Dawn: GO!
Marluxia: (Attacks and brutally rips out Xemnas's throat with his bare hands)
KH Cast: OH [BEEP]!
Dawn: N-Next. {Holy freaking crap! I don't want to get on Marly's bad side! I'm scared.}
Talon: Oh, thank you so much, jj.
Dawn: Geez, get over yourself. (Kicks a box with dresses in it over to the boys) These were all the dresses ever bought for me. You can wear them.
KH Males: (Put on the dresses, which actually fit, on) We hate this.
Kairi: Some of you look really hot.
Dawn: Riku of course looks insanly hot. Now, Sephiroth, get over here.