A/N: Me again. Hey, just to let you know, the whole Crazy Kyle thing was Stanny's idea. He wrote a songfic for Kyle and the song "Fear Garden" awhile back. It was so totally WICKED. Then we all ganged up and pressured him to make a sequel. This one was for "Wide Knowledge of the Late, Madness". Then he left off on that one in such a weird way that he felt compelled to write the last one, "Trick and Treat" (No, it's not about cannibalism. It's because of the way he tricks Clyde into helping him… it's scary XD.) So far, Stanny's the only one able to make me afraid of our dear darling little Jew.

It's not posted yet, but if you want it to be, go bother him. His account is Tallest Phoenix Reborn (used to be Blood on My Feathers). Drop him a PM sometime asking him about it. Trust me, he'll do ANYTHING on a request.

TWEEK

I SAW it. I swear, I'm not making it up. I'm not being paranoid. I actually SAW it!

Kyle went insane. Like, Jack the Ripper insane! I'm not making it up!

I saw him standing there with a knife and a weird look on his face.

"K-Kyle… Hey, man, what're you doing with that?"

"Didn't I tell you already, Stan? I want you to be the first."

"The first what, Kyle? You're scaring me. Put down the knife- Kyle! Hey! Put it- STAY BACK!!" Stan screamed. I couldn't move. I just stood there, trembling, not making a sound.

Kyle just kept stabbing him. He started laughing. There was blood everywhere. Who let him bring a knife to school, anyway? Could anyone walk in with a knife? What if everyone else has knives, and they all want to kill ME?! What if KYLE wants to kill me?!! OH GOD!!! Too much PRESSURE!!!

I ran away as fast as I could, not caring whether Kyle saw me or not. All I knew was I needed to find Craig… BUT WHAT IF HE ALREADY GOT CRAIG???!!! GAH!! NO!!! PRESSSSUUUURRREEE!!!!!!!!!

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:

Stan: The first what, Kyle? You're scaring me. Put down the knife- Kyle! Hey! Put it- STAY BACK!! (screams)

Kyle: (stabbity death) LOL

Tweek: (runs)

Butters: Okay. Cut.

Kenny: That was pretty good, you guys. Only, Kyle, next time could we have a little less GAY in your laugh, please?

Kyle: (frowns and goes at Kenny with the fake knife) Shank. You died.

Stan: Hey, did you guys hear something? Like running?

Craig: (shrug)

A/N: Really short, but uber- funny, right? I've been waiting for the opportunity to have a Tweek-centric chapter.

Oh yeah. Johnny's making an anime out of it. That's stupid, though. He hasn't posted it yet.

PREVIEW FOR NEXT CHAPTER

Kyle: …Who in the hell are you?

Evil Kyle: I am EVIL KYLE!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Kyle: Uh huh. Good luck with that.

NEXT VICTIM: Kyle