Tloj: Hey people! Unfortunately, I have to got on hiatus due to real life writers block... known as Air Force Basic Military Training. But instead of leaving you people in the rain, here's all of what I've been working on. When I come back (In December, unfortunately), I will try to write more to give you guys something to read. Please, R&R. I could use the support.

Team Heroes Saga

Nappa yawned and scratched his back, reaching down and picking up the morning newspaper. He glanced through it as he opened the front door, letting himself back inside his current abode.

He walked into the kitchen and said, "Hey Vegeta!"

Vegeta shook himself from his thoughts and glared at his partner, stating, "What is it this time, Nappa?"

Nappa pointed at the newspaper and responded, "That Hercule guy broke twenty-nine out of thirty bricks. He's getting better, Vegeta!"

Vegeta snorted as he picked up his cup of tea and took a sip, replying afterwards, "Yes. Maybe someday he'll surpass Raditz."

"I heard that!" Raditz growled from his place next to the microwave. The microwave dinged and he pulled out some stuff that somewhat resembled oatmeal.

Vegeta glared disdainfully at the gruel Raditz set on the table before stating, "How do you stand eating that slop every day? Is it too much to wait for that woman to make breakfast?"

Raditz answered, "Vegeta, not all of us are married Saiyan princes."

Nappa added, "Or the Saiyan prince's best friend!"

Vegeta snapped, "If I could trust you two to wander the world without blowing something up, then I would. As it is, any stupid thing you two do gets traced back to me or that woman, hence why I have to make sure you two imbeciles don't screw things up. Now, why don't you bug Tarble, Nappa? I'm sure he's had enough sleep for today."

Nappa set down the newspaper and said, "Yay!" as he ran off.

Raditz ate his meal before questioning, "Isn't Tarble at Disney World with his wife?"

Vegeta smirked and said, "I do believe so. We should have until lunch before he realizes that."

Raditz glanced at the microwave clock and commented, "It's seven."

Vegeta took a sip of his tea and responded, "Indeed."

"I'd tell you you're evil, but that fact would be incorrect."

Raditz and Vegeta looked up and Vegeta greeted, "'Morning, woman."

Bulma walked in holding Bra in her arms, handing the baby girl to Vegeta as she countered, "Good morning to you too, Vegeta. How are you, Raditz?"

Raditz growled, "Still hungry for real food. This oatmeal is severely lacking in proper edibility."

Vegeta scoffed, "Then why eat it?"

"It's the only thing I can correctly make without setting the house on fire, as per Mr. Brief's instruction." Raditz answered.

Vegeta cradled Bra as Bulma handed him a bottle of milk straight from the fridge, Vegeta gripping it and releasing a pulse of energy that immediately warmed it. Quickly, he threw the bottle into the air, yanked Raditz's arm away from his oatmeal, caught the bottle, and squeezed a drop onto Raditz's bare arm.

Raditz yanked his arm away with a yowl, shouting, "Gah! That's hot!"

Vegeta nodded satisfactorily, saying, "That's what I thought. It will need to cool down a little."

Raditz scowled and said, "You know what, screw breakfast. I think I'll go train early. Heaven knows Kakarot's probably waiting for me."

"Speaking of Kakarot, how's training?" Nappa asked as he walked into the room.

Vegeta almost dropped Bra, catching her before sputtering, "Nappa! What are you doing here?!"

Nappa looked at Vegeta confusedly and responded, "You told me to wake up Tarble. I did."

"How did you do so in such a short period amount of time?!" Vegeta demanded.

"Vegeta, I've been gone for days and had a hella adventure. Where has the time gone?" Nappa asked conspiratorially.

Vegeta blinked and stated, "You've been gone for days. Nappa, it's been three minutes. Five, max. How have you been gone for days?"

Nappa answered immediately, "Muffin Button."

Vegeta stated, astounded, "What?"

Nappa blinked and asked confusedly, "Huh?"

The two stared at each other for ten seconds before Vegeta finally said, "Oh yes… That stupid pastry button Kakarot blathers on about. I still don't get it."

Nappa questioned confusedly, "Get what?"

Vegeta sighed and said, "Dropping the subject."

Meanwhile in Heaven, Nail went to check on Super Kami Guru.

"Guru?" Nail questioned.

Super Kami Guru was quick and to the point.

"Drop it."

Nail facepalmed and groaned, "I knew loudspeakers were a bad idea."

Back with Vegeta, Trunks walked into the room and said, "Daddy, I found this in the mailbox."

Vegeta looked at his son and stated, "Trunks, the mail doesn't come for another hour or so."

Trunks looked at the letter in his hands confusedly and asked, "So where did this come from?"

Vegeta grabbed the letter and growled, "Ah, probably just another annoying fangirl."

He opened it as best as he could with one hand before sighing and saying, "Trunks, come feed your little sister so I can read this letter."

Nappa said, "I'll do it Vegeta!"

Vegeta growled, "Just don't drop her."

"Vegeta, I raised you without dropping you or hurting you once. Do you really think of me as that untrustworthy?" Nappa questioned seriously.

Vegeta had to think about that. He finally admitted, "No Nappa, I do not. But seeing as how you were never raised into maturity, I have to think for the both of us."

Nappa brightened and said, "Thanks, Vegeta."

Vegeta hmphed and opened the letter, reading it as Nappa cradled Bra and fed her.

"Hm… What?" Vegeta paid more attention to what he was reading before cursing and quickly standing. He quickly started pacing as he continued to read the piece of paper before crushing the paper and throwing it to one side, roaring and throwing his fist into the table, splintering it immediately.

Nappa shielded Bra before shouting, "Vegeta! What's wrong?"
Vegeta snarled, "That blasted Cell is somehow still alive! And somehow, he's in a league of evil and he's taunting us! Raditz! Get this worthless scrap of paper to Kakarot at once!"

Raditz quickly grabbed the paper and ran outside, jumping and flying away at once.

"Wait. League of evil?" Nappa inquired.

"Makes little sense to me too." Vegeta stated. "We need to stop him."

"Yay! An adventure!" Nappa shouted excitedly.

Bulma quickly stopped them before they left the room and said, "You two will stop right now, turn around, and have a good breakfast before leaving."

Vegeta scoffed and growled, "We are Saiyans, we don't need food." Just then, his stomach growled.

"Yeah, sure." Bulma said, rolling her eyes. "Eat breakfast or I'll hurt you."

"With what?" Vegeta challenged.

Bulma's gaze was just as fierce as her husband's. The two stared for a whole minute as Nappa, sufficiently freaked out, practically dived into a chair, seated Trunks, and continued feeding Bra.

Finally, Bulma stated one word. "None."

Vegeta then backed away and hissed, "Fine, be that way woman. I will eat. Then we will go."

Tloj: And that's all she wrote. Again, sorry for leaving this like this, but I'll be back!