Author's Note: Well its great to be back. As some of you know if you have read my profile I was having problems with my actual life that kept me from writing. But that's over now and I'm back to write some more sketches for season 2. And what better way to start the new season with an opening sketch.
Not so long ago Finn was walking home after a long day but didn't look both ways while crossing the street.
"Sigh I don't know what I can do to make her notice me. Maybe if I-"
He was then hit by a car before finishing. I then walked out of my car to see what happened. "Oh god I killed him. But I wont go to prison. My ass can't take that abuse. Looks like to get rid of the body." I said as I dragged him to the trunk of my car. "Wait a minute! If I save him and treat his wounds maybe I'll be safe." I then threw Finn inside the trunk and drove to my home.
A few minutes later
I was now in a lab coat heading towards Finn's body. "Whats the damage report." I asked.
"He has a broken rib cage and aside from that he's okay." my 6 year old sister said.
"That shouldnt be a problem hand me the chain saw." I asked.
"Wait! How would a chain-"
"I SAID GIVE ME THE CHAIN SAW!" I shouted. She then handed me the saw.
"What are you gonna do." she asked.
"I going to rebuild him. Make him stronger faster and give him a body that will be impenetrable. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!" I said.
"No we don't." she said.
"What?"
"Yeah because you keep breaking your computer we can't afford any of that fancy technology." she explained.
"God damn it. Looks like I'll have to improvise. Now be gone while I work." I said.
"But-"
"DAMNIT I SAID OUT" I ordered. After saying that she was gone. "Alright lets do this." I turned on the chain saw and cut off his arm. As the arm was removed I attached a robot hand that I made out of scraps of metal I found and installed it on him. I then brought started working on the chest. After hours of installing a chest plate he was rebuilt. Now he just had to awake. His slowly started to awake. "Are you alright!"
"Uhh what happened?" Finn asked.
"You were in a car crash so I brought you to my home and rebuild you." I explained. He then looked at his body.
"What the hell did you do to me." he asked.
"I saved you!" I said.
"By turning me into a robot." he said starting to get angry.
"Now calm down your still mostly human." I said.
"God I look like a monster. What will my family think of this. I'm getting out of here." he said running out of my home.
As Finn ran home and told his family of his situation.
They finally calmed down and told Finn they can live with it.
And as time went by he found many uses for his new robot arm.
He covered the rest of the robot parts with his shirt.
And that's how-
"Farmworld Finn got his robot arm." Jake explained.
"Okay question." Finn said.
"Sure." Jake said.
"Why are there cars there if that was farmworld?" Finn asked.
"I don't know." Jake responded.
"Why did he cut off my arm if it wasnt broken." Finn asked.
"I don't know." Jake replied.
"And how did he get the technology to rebuild me." Finn asked.
"I honestly stopped listening after a while." Jake admitted.
"I'm sorry but a lot of this doesn't really make sense." Finn said.
"Of course it doesn't." Jake said.
"What do you mean?" Finn asked.
"None of this is real!" Jake replied.
"What are you ta-
He then awake from his dream and saw Marceline watching him. They stared at each other for a while until Marceline spoke up. "Go back to sleep Finn."
(That is the introduction to season 2. Now here are the other sketches.)
TV static
In the Real World
Finn ran to Jake as fast as he could. "Jake get the car started."
"Whats a car?" Jake asked.
"You know that thing you ride." Finn said.
"My wife?" Jake said.
TV static
Finn wraps his whole body with tap. "I had no idea you were in to that." Marceline said.
TV static
"Hey Finn can I be in your thing? I sure do love your thing. Oh man I would love to be all up in your thing." Adventure Tim said.
"Sure you can be in the comics." Finn said.
"Oh man that's awesome. But can I be all up in your thing." Tim asked.
"Sorry but I have to go on this adventure first." Finn said.
TV static
"Alright Ice King stop what you're doing and let Princess Bubblegum go!" Finn said.
"Hahaha you will never stop me Finn." Ice King said. Finn then hits him. "Ahhh heart burn." Ice King said dying.
"I win." Finn said.
TV static
October 31, 2012
My mother: Okay guys are you ready to go trick or treating?
Both my sisters: YEAH!
Me: Hey wait aren't you guys forgetting something.
My mother: Oh yeah that reminds me Mike you need to watch the house while were gone.
Me: Wait what?
My mother: Listen I know you want to go trick or treating this year but your just to old for that kind of stuff.
Me: But that's not-
My mother: Look just watch the house and if anyone comes by give them candy. Have a good night. (She leaves with my sisters)
Me: Sigh (sits down and watches The Shinning)
Later
6 year old sister: That was the greatest Halloween ever.
Sister: Yeah with all that houses and all the candy we got for defeating that monster.
6 year old sister: Wait is it just me or are we forgetting about something.
Both Sisters: ...Nahh it's probably nothing.
Back home
Me: Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. (Blows out the candle on a cupcake. Then hears the phone ring) Huh who the hells calling. No one ever calls here. (Answers phone) Hello...Oh sorry you have the wrong number. (Hangs up the phone) Sigh I guess I'll just make a fanfic for Halloween.
(You know the sad thing is. This actually how it happened)
TV static
"Hey dude can I be on your thing?" Adventure Tim asked.
"Sure you can come!" Finn said.
*Girl squeal*
"With us on the adventure." Finn said.
*Grumpy face*
TV static
"So what do you like to do for fun Finn?" Marceline asked.
"Oh...umn...mmmh" Finn then thinks back to masturbating to porn. That just made Marceline laugh.
"YOU CAN SEE THAT?" Finn asked.
"I'm telepathic Finn. I can see your thoughts." Marceline said.
"Ah, man I am sorry you had to see that." Finn said. Marceline then put a finger on his lips.
"Ha ha, I enjoyed it Finn. That's a great idea, but I have a better idea in mind." she said pushing Finn to the ground. "Here eat this Finn." she said showing him a fruit.
"Ok" Finn said. Marceline then put the fruit in his mouth.
"This fruit will accelerate your manhood." she explained as he swallowed it.
"Woah my crotch is feeling weird Marceline." Finn said. His member then grew inside his pants.
"Whoa, whats going on down here!" she said getting near his crotch. His now hard dick then flung out of his pants. "Holy cow Finn that's impressive."
Meanwhile
Up in the castle PB was whistling when she heard something outside. "What the cabbage are they doing?" she asked heading to the balcony. As she looked down she was shocked to see what they were doing.
TV static
Ask me a question! That's right as a new installment to this series you can ask me or any of the characters in the series any question and we will answer. There is no boundary. No question is off-limits. And whether you like it or not you will get an answer.
"Mike get back to work!"
"Yes Amber!" I said continuing cleaning liter boxes
TV static
"Simon I don't know what I'm gonna do. I like this girl but she's on the swim team and I joined the team but I can't swim what do I do." Finn asked.
"Alright I know exactly what you need to do. When she does the breast stroke, stroke her breast." Simon explained.
"...Why do I even hang out with you?"
TV static
"Hey can I do your thing. Man cause I really wanna do your thing like you couldn't possibly image." Adventure Tim said.
"Well if you insist." Finn said.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! HOLY SHIT! ANGELA, FUCK THAT SHIT! SUSAN, FUCK ALL THAT SHIT! BURNA shut up, ALSO FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCKING BETAGOD WHO ARE YOU? FUCK ALL YOUR WORK! ALL YOU OTHER FUCKING OC GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY. I SAW HIM FIRST! I WAS THERE FIRST! HE'S MINE! MIINNNNNEEE!" he shouted as he sucked on Finn's dick. Then someone appeared.
"Are you eating my boyfriends cock?" Flame Princess asked.
"jyfrided yyfjly fljfd jldy rfljfv vbdkh" Tim said with Finn's penis in his mouth.
"Well what the fuck Tim!" Flame Princess said getting angry.
"oiu gdijfs hgd klfhsk jhfdlgkj dg" Tim said but was then cast aside by FP. She then turned to Finn.
"Now get over here big boy." she ordered. While Tim got up on the ground Finn and FP started having sex.
"Fine I'm going to bed." Tim said. No one was listening. "Oh wait no i'm not."
Author's Note: Well its great to be back on the site. Those were all OC Tim was shouting at by zengods, Creator Brett, purpledragon8, and Betagod8181. (Betagod's stories suck.) I have nothing against any of these OC or the authors who made them I think they're all great authors and characters that shouldnt be messed with. (Except for Betagod all his stuff sucks) Well like always if you have a suggestion leave a comment. This is by far the worst comeback I have ever done.