Author's notes
I just wanted the readers to know that I am sorry about the lack of updates. I've had a busy life. Between high school and my friends and boyfriend, I haven't had any time to myself.
Prowl smiled as he read through the latest batch of rules that they had the teens do. The memories of them were both pleasant and processor aches, but for once, the Prixion did not mind the risk of crashing. He let a rare smile grace his facet plates before he read over the rules once more.
THE TECHNO-ORGANIC'S GUIDE TO NEST BASE
By all current techno organics
(Billy, Bella, Jessie, Jacky, Max, Charlie, Maria, Anna, Justin, Lizzy
81:Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
(Wheeljack should learn from this)
82: Do not threaten to dissect a human for the sake of Cybertroian science.
(Wheeljack, Ratchet)
83: humans do not sell any of the Autobots on E-bay, gum-tree or any other sights.
(Primus help those who own skids and Mudflap.)
84: Do Not Lean on the Doors you won't know when they may open.
(Our brains are scarred for life after we saw what Ironhide and Chromia were doing)
85: continued Banned movies list:
Friday the 13th
(It gave Darren enough nightmares as it is)
(Red- alert now makes everyone do a mentally test every time Friday is on the 13)
The haunting
(It's about a house becoming possessive of somebody think for yourself)
Dawn of the dead
(Red alert glitched, prowl glitched, Optimus doesn't look at things the same way any more)
Night of the Living dead
(That was just plain creepy)
86: Do not let Wheeljack watch Reel steel.
87: Never ever touch Sunstreaker's paintjob
(He will kill you)
(Although he screams like a little girl)
88: Never hide Prowl's data pads.
(He has trackers on them)
(And he will kill you)
(Or throw you in the Brig)
(Whichever comes first)
89:Do not hide Prowl and/or Optimus's Data pads in the rafters.
(They will not find them there)
(Well Prowl Might)
90: the bird is the word