Notes: Well, I just have to say SORRY, SORRY, SORRY for the long wait! I know I was going to put this up sooner, but I ran into some issues with my other fic "Too Good to be Fake" and as the break is coming up, teachers have been piling on the homework. Aaaaaaannnnd...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! WOO! So I was holding out for a little while to submit this chapter today; more sentimental that way. Gold Star for anyone who can guess my age in a review! Oh, and I would just like to throw out a special thank you to "A True Weasley" for all the wonderful praise on this fic, this chapter is dedicated to you!

Disclaimer: I'm afraid to say that I do not own any part of the spectacular, wonderful, Funkatudanal world that it Harry Potter...though I do claim credit for the word Funkatudanal...

Chapter 6

How 'Bout Them Apples!

Friday (7:01pm)

In the common room

Deans Notebook

THATS IT! I can't take it any more! I am so sick and tired of everyone treating me like the bad guy! Ok, so I did write on Harry's robes so... there is that... But I'm really not that terrible! I mean, Harry's mad because I am going out with Ginny. Ron's mad because I am going out with Ginny. And Ginny's mad because I am going out with, er...her.

The easy way to solve all this madness would be to just break up with Ginny, but... nah, that'd be so humiliating! It would be like giving in and being beaten by Harry Potter AGAIN!"

No. I must strike back! I must try to keep the only girlfriend I have ever had!

(7:07pm)

Ooo. Here comes Potter, the evil one, now. I'd better look like I'm doing something so he doesn't come over here!

(7:08)

OH! I better hide this notebook!

(7:15)

In the Corridor

Ok, I'm safe now. I had to leave before Harry caught me writing about how much I hate him. Well, I don't really HATE him, I'm just aggravated that he is trying to steal my girl! Anyway, I had to escape the common room. I am now standing outside the Gryffindor tower by the fat lady. I feel much better out here.

(10:35pm)

Back in the common room

Well, so much for being safe in the corridor. About thirty seconds after I had gotten comfortable on the floor, Snape came around and decided to randomly give me a detention.

FOR NO REASON!

Apparently I looked suspicious! I mean come on! Can't we even sit around writing without looking like we are up to something?

Gah! I hate it when that happens!

Cause...that happens and stuff...all the time...

Man I hate this.

Reasons Why I am Furious Right Now

1. I got detention for writing in a notebook! Well, I admit, most people don't just stand around writing...still...

2. I had to serve detention with SNAPE! As if an unjust detention wasn't bad enough! It had to be with SNAPE!

3. I had to de-gum the underside of Snape's desk for the detention. I mean, that was completely pointless and unrelated to what I did in the first place...Though I didn't DO anything in the first place...

4. There was A-LOT of gum under Snape's desk! I'm talking HUNKS and HUNKS of gum! How gum even ended up in Snape's office I don't know. I can't think why anyone would even WANT to go in Snape's office.

5. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny write in their notebooks and journals All the time. I'm talking ALL THE TIME. Everywhere...classes, common room, lunch. And they have NEVER gotten detention for just that...Well, technically Harry did once...but I'm going to ignore that fact because that would make my list shorter.

6. HARRY MADE ME GET DETENTION! Well, that's not completely true, but I left the common room because Harry came in, so I GET TO BLAME HIM!

Harry has started this war, but I'm going to finish it! I will get Harry back if it is the LAST THING I DO!

Mwa-ha-ha!

(10:48pm)

In the Common Room

Harry's Journal

Hmm. Dean is acting quite strange. First he left the common room RIGHT when I came in, then he came back 3 hours later covered in gum and looking very sulky. Then he started muttering to himself and scribling in his notebook. AND...he just cackled a minute ago. He literally cackled like a witch! (the stereotypical non Hogwarts kind of course) He went "MWA-HA-HA!"

I mean, who does that?

But worst of all, Dean was looking directly at ME when he cackled. What had Dean got against me?

(10:51)

Well, aside from the fact that I am trying to steal his girlfriend, and turn the whole school against him, hopefully by embarrassing him in the process. But really, apart from that...

(11:18pm)

In the Common Room

Dean's Notebook

Finally! It's taken a while, but I am finally the last one in the common room.

Why you (who's you?) may ask, do I need to be the last one in the common room? Because I have decided to strike tonight! Tonight I will get my revenge on Harry Potter! Tonight at midnight I will do something to ensure that Ginny will stay my girlfriend! I must do something to Harry that will gross Ginny, and everyone else out!

(11:25)

Now I only have to decide what it is that I am going to do...

(11:33)

Well I could...no.

(11:38)

Or maybe I could...

(11:42)

With the little green men...

(11:43)

AH-HA! I've got it! Now I just need to sneak into the dormitory, unsuspected, and attack!

(11:57)

Ok, I'm at the door. 3 more minutes and I'll strike!

(11:58)

ALMOST TIME-!

(11:59)

ONE MORE MINUTE! I'm sooo excited!

(11:59 and 24 seconds)

AH! The suspense is killing me!

(11:59 and...)

SNAP! My watched stopped working! You know what, I think it's about time now! IM GOING IN!

(12:03am)

Back in the Common Room

Okayy! I did it! And I just have to say, I think I did a pretty good job if you ask me. Oh yes, Harry, you best be watchin' your back now, cuz the DEANSTER'S IN THE HOUSE! Yeah baby! How 'bout them apples!

End Notes: So waddya think? It was a bit short, I know, but I thought that anything else would ruin my wonderful cliff hanger...hehe I've always wanted to write one :) HA! Anyway I hope to have the next chapter up before Christmas! R&R PLEASE!

p.s. Did anyone notice that the last time (12:03) in Deans notebook is todays date (my birthday!) hehe I actually just noticed that now :) total mistake!