Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Parent Trap. All rights go to RIB and Disney. I do own Jess Hudson and Lily Berry though.

Chapter Five: Emergency Phone Calls

Jess

"Are you sure you're okay honey?" Mom asks Jess. "I'm fine. It was just a mild panic attack" Jess lies seamlessly. I'm going to have to try not to overexert myself. I don't want to have any more asthma attacks while I'm here or Mom will get suspicious. "What made it happen?" Mom asks curiously. "Uncle Kurt told me that you and Brody are dating. Is that true?" Jess asks. "Okay Lily, yes Brody and I are dating. We have been for a few months. We didn't want to tell you because you never seemed to like him" Mom says. "Yeah because he's an ass!" Jess says repeating what Lily has told her.

"Now Lily that's not fair. Brody is good to me" Mom says. "But you're supposed to be with Dad. Not with this guy" Jess says. "If I was supposed to be with your dad then I would still be with him. But I'm not. Brody is the first guy I've ever really liked since your dad left. Am I not allowed to be happy?" Mom asks. I want to say yes but I know that's not what Lily would say.

So instead Jess says "Not if it means I'm miserable for the rest of my life. This is my life too Mom. This affects me too" Jess says. "I know Lily but me and your dad are never going to happen again. You have to accept that" she says. "I can't. I'm a kid of divorced parents I'm always going to be dreaming of my parents getting together one day. And you just don't want to admit that you still love Dad and you're too scared of being alone so you're jumping into a relationship with a guy that you don't really love!" Jess yells and she starts running away. "LILY!" Rachel calls after her but she ignores her. She just keeps running all the way up to the apartment into her room. "Lily can we talk?" Rachel knocks on her bedroom door when she gets back. "No. I have nothing to say to you" she says. "Can I talk to her?" Jess hears Uncle Kurt say. "Sure go ahead" Rachel says and Uncle Kurt comes into her room.

"Jess, I know you're upset but it won't go anywhere. None of your mom's few relationships other than with your dad have ever lasted" Uncle Kurt says. "You sure?" she asks. "I'm positive. Now just put on a good face for your mom. I can guarantee that in a few months that Brody guy will be old news" he says. "Thanks Uncle Kurt" she says and walks out of her room. "I'm sorry for overreacting Mom. I will try to support your relationship with your new boyfriend" Jess says to her.

"That's good" the asshole that's trying to pretend to be my dad says. He puts his arm round Rachel and Jess swears if she wasn't pretending to be Lily she would sock him right then and there. Uncle Blaine taught her how to box so she could do it. "Your mom and I have some news" he says. "What? Please say you're breaking up. You're not good enough for her" she says. "No. We're getting married" my mom says showing me the ring. She can't help it then. She throws a punch at Brody which lands right on his nose. "Stay away from my mom!" she yells and she slams the door to her room once again. This time when the attack comes on she is expecting it. She just takes a puff of her inhaler and breathes. But no amount of inhaler can heal the huge pain in her heart.

They have a big problem. Now they have to break up mom and Brody as well as getting their parents back together. She has to call Lily. It's time to work out an emergency plan. That jerk is going down.

Lily

"Ready for football?" Finn asks Lily when she gets up in the morning. "Sure thing Dad" she says and he takes her outside to play the game. He beats her almost every time, just like Jess did when they were practicing. She's nowhere near as good as Jess is. She hopes it doesn't make her dad suspicious. "I told you I was going to whoop your butt. You can't take the quarterback out of the man!" her dad says. "Okay Dad I'll admit it, you are awesome" Lily says. "You bet I am" Finn says giving her a high five.

She spends the rest of the day jamming with her dad and Puck. She has to admit she's actually getting better at guitar. She thinks she can almost pass for Jess. Her dad really is awesome. She wishes she'd been able to get to know him sooner. It really is lucky that her Mom and Dad have the same taste in Summer Camp or her and Jess may never have met. She hears her phone ring. "Dad can I just go take this? It's my friend Amy from camp" she says. "Okay sure" Dad says and she goes and locks herself in the bathroom.

"Jess what are you doing? I told you that it wasn't safe to call me. Carole already knows and I don't want Dad or Burt to get suspicious" she says to her sister. "Look I know but this is an emergency. Mom's in love" Jess says. "In love? No way. I can count on one hand the number of dates that Mom has been on in the past thirteen years" Lily says incredulously. "Well she's serious about this one. They're engaged" Jess says. "Engaged? Who the hell is this guy?!" Lily yells. "Brody, mom's publicist. Apparently they've been secretly dating the past few months" Jess says.

"I thought he was getting too comfy around the house. What the hell are we going to do about this?" Lily asks. "Well we have to break them up before we can get Mom and Dad together" Jess says. "Well duh that's pretty obvious" Lily says. "I'm sorry you asked what we were going to do. I was just telling" Jess says. "How do we break them up?" Lily asks. "Why do I always have to be the one that plans?" Jess asks. "Because this was your plan in the first place!" Lily says. "Okay we just have to move up stage two of the plan. You need to get Dad out here as quickly as possible" Jess says. "But I'm not ready yet. We haven't spent enough time together!" Lily moans. "Once we get them together you can spend all the time you want with him Lily. But right now we have to make sure mom doesn't marry Brody. This is for your sake as much as mine. Do you really want that dude as a stepfather?" Jess asks.

"Point well taken. What do you need me to do?" Lily asks. "I need you to get Dad out here as quickly as possible. Then we have to arrange a way for mom and dad to meet. Once we've done that we just let their chemistry take it from there" Jess says. "Okay. I'll call you once I have more information" Lily says hanging up the phone. She walks out of the bathroom. "Oh Uncle Puck. Didn't see you there" she says nervously. "So you're Lily not Jess?" he asks. "That depends, how much did you overhear?" she asks him. "All of it. I was eavesdropping" he says smirking. "Look you can't tell Dad or our plan will never work" she says. "I can keep a secret if it means getting those two crazy kids back together" he says. She and Puck walk back to the Hudson music room and continue jamming with Finn who luckily is still oblivious. But for how much longer? Lily thinks.

A/N: I'm not exactly sure what the next chapter will be but I'll try to post it tomorrow.

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