"Hello Welcome to my Mindscape" I started but then I was interrupted by CV
"Hey Smx Why are we doing this special anyways? These people are Japanese"
"So Japanese People can celebrate Christmas too"
"But these are ninja who kill for a living!"
"We are going to Broken Konoha to celebrate Christmas and that's final!"
"Didn't we fix it?"
"We did but we had to do something involving Clones and I won't Say any more because I want to keep the readers guessing." I said ominously
"What readers? The only people who read this are you and I and My Friend at school!"
"So? Go to the Gummi ship while I do the opening and could you get me some hot chocolate please
Although Grudgingly CV went into the Gummi ship I got to stat with my own little poem
"'Twas the Night before Christmas and All through the town, not a creature was stirring..."
"Hey Where is the hot chocolate" CV Interrupted
"In the Cabinet" I shouted
"Where is the Cabinet?"
"In the Gummi Ship"
"Where's the Gummi Ship?"
"You're in it!"
"Oh"
"You know with my luck, Rock Lee is probably going to break in the Gummi Ship..."
"Smx! Rock Lee Broke into the Gummi ship!" CV said
"I hate it when I'm right"
"He's breaking in to your secret Vodka stash"
"I have a secret vodka stash?"
"You have secret Vodka stash? Oh waits that's Mine, sorry... But he's drinking it all!"
I just sighed "Just hold On, I'll get some Rope"
"How the Heck is rope going to help?"
"You'll see."
I got some rope and entered the Gummi ship
I got Lee's attention "Hey! Gai- sensei said that if we Tie you up and throw you out into my mind, it will be new training"
"Yahoo!" Lee said "Tie me up!"
So I tied him up and threw him out. CV looked at me confused
"Where did you throw Him?"
"In a random plot hole. Start the Gummi ship "I said
We started to broken Konoha; we were almost there when we crashed in to something
"What did we hit?" I asked then I heard a voice say
"What hit us?" Asked the voice of a teenager
"I Don't Know" Said a dumb clueless voice
"Maybe it's a heartless" Said a voice I couldn't understand clearly
CV and I just looked at each other
"We just hit Sora, Donald, and Goofy, Didn't we?" I asked
"Why are they in your imagination "
"Because I am Writhing a Kingdom Hearts Fan fiction. Well Get your Keyblade, Lets get ready to Fight"
Then we started our Transformation sequences, why? My dear reader? Because they are cool.
"Transformation powers activate!" I said as the Sharingan appeared in my eyes and a dramatic sweep of energy (well I'm going to say Chakra) Enveloped and I Transform into Itachi.
CV Got his Keyblade which looked like the one Kairi uses. He raised it up and said "Flower Keyblade Power"
I interrupted
"'Flower Keyblade Power'? What are you a freaking magical girl?"
"It fits!"
"Just turn into Gaara and Fight!"
In a dramatic battle that I am too lazy to describe right now, we won. Now we were in the Gummi Ship
"Start the Gummi ship"
"I can't, they took my Keyblade"
I smiled with an all knowing smile "It so happens, That I Have the heart of a key blade wielder!" I said While Getting the Kingdom Key out of nowhere.
"Where did you get the Kingdom Key?"
"Stole it from Sora as well as one fourth of his Gummi blocks" I said plainly.
"We've had a lot of luck, which means something's going to happen" CV said plainly
"GAI-SENSEI!!!!"
"Called it"
Rock Lee came Out of a plot hole riding a giant slug
"You lied to me, Gai-sensei. You said that I would get training!"
The slug just grumbled. It would not surprise me one bit if that slug was Gai.
"I know, destroying this Ship is the real Training!"
I heard this and panicked
"No! Lee ! Don't !" I yelled
Then the Gummi ship careened towards Broken Konoha and we crash landed on broken Konoha. I thought we were protected by CV's sand.
"Wow It's a good thing your sand protects us from all harm" I said
"I can't control it, remember? It turned to spike on my side" CV said
"Wow sucks to be you"
"I Know, some of it was in my pants"
"Wow it does suck to be Him" Naruto said out of nowhere
"Naruto!" I exclaimed
"Smx!"
I ran to her and then she tripped me. I am Itachi remember? I'm blind.
"Still the same Naruto I see." I said as I got up
"I may still be a girl, but I'm a boy at heart"
"Great..." I said
We went to Tsunade to Heal CV. Tsunade here in Broken Konoha is a victim of a reverse aging curse and thus regressed to a 10 year old girl. So instead of hiding that she is old using a Transformation Jutsu. She is hiding that she is a kid using a Transformation Jutsu. Of course being a kid her Chakra reserves were under developed and she had to turn back into a kid once in a while. Any way back to the story.
"So Merry Christmas everyone" I said enthusiastically
"What's Christmas?" Everyone said
CV looked at me "Seeing, told you" he said triumphantly
So I Explained.
"Every year on December 25, People all around the world ... My world at least, Celebrates Christmas. It started as a religious holiday but as the years went on people started to adopt the happiness that it brought. People mend bonds and make bond even tighter by giving gifts. In Fact to symbolize this spirit of giving people tell the story of Santa Claus. He comes from what you might call a land of snow and he gives gifts to the good boy's and girls. This of course is a children's story. Of course people think it is too troublesome to buy Gifts."
"Well that's stupid" Naruto said
"What?" I said
"Why has just one day to give gifts and try to make your bonds with other people?"
"You don't but it serves as a reminder that your friends are special"
"It sound like a pain to me" Shikamaru said
"Well forget you guys! Come on Smx lets start the Gummi ship" CV said
"We can't" I said
"Why"
"The fuel line Broke and fixed it but –"
"That's okay I got something from toad"
"Smiles are not enough... Now it needs Christmas spirit"
"Well that sucks... wait why Christmas spirit?"
"Because it is gay like that"
I thought about it
"Wait a minute... That's it"
I stood up to the Group of ninja
"Okay people... I'm going to get you to Learn about Christmas the only way you do learn... An all out tournament"
Later...
"Why did you organize a Tournament" CV Asked
"To pound the idea of Christmas spirit into their heads Naruto style...Believe It"
CV looked at me strangely
"Smx if you ever say 'believe it 'again I will hurt you"
"Then I'll have to use the Mangekyo Sharingan"
"Aw, you're like the big brother I've never had"
Sasuke, who was watching Just, said "At least your brother isn't Itachi... wait ...so does that mean you'll kill my family"
I said, "I would, but they're already dead"
"Oh yeah" She thought about it for a while and started crying
"Sit girl"
And then Sasuke fell face first in the grounds. CV looked with amazement.
"How did you do that?"
"I gave her a necklace infused with my own chakra. She can't take it off and every time I say 'sit'..."
A pound came in the background
"That happens" I said
"Wow, so what do you say?" CV asked amazed
"Sit"
"Say What?"
"Sit"
"So how was your day?"
"Sit"
All the while Faint pond came every time sit was heard
"I didn't prompt you to say sit"
"I know"
Later...
"Ok, Smx let's see who we are fighting. I'll fight Naruto and you'll fight Neji, I'll Fight Hinata and you'll fight Rock lee"
"You moron it's a tournament besides you are not Pairing all the girls to have your own harem!"
"Fine..."
So the Bracket was setup. There were 8 fighters. The setup was as follows
Smx vs. Rock lee
CV vs. Neji
Naruto vs. Sakura
And Sasuke vs. Shikamaru
CV and I won our battles as did Naruto and Sasuke
So it was down to me fighting CV and Naruto fighting Sasuke.
"Why are we fighting each other" I asked "We fighting for the same reason"
"We are?" CV asked
"Yes" I said plainly
We started Fighting I had the upper hand since CV still didn't know how to control the sand. I had him Right where I want him. Then time stopped.
"What Happened?" I asked
"I Think We're having a flash back"
"How the heck are we having a flash back?"
"Well it's either us or Naruto and Sasuke"
"Well it is probably them."
"I think it's almost over"
Time resumed
"So, CV any last words?" I asked
"Yes, Kiss my ...CHIDORI" he said as he planted a chidori on me and blasted me back.
"How did you do that?"
The whole crowd watching yelled out "Retarded!"
"See I have no limitations because I would be the type of Retard to give Gaara Chidori" CV said
"Then how about Chidori vs. Chidori" I said
"Sorry, I can do it only once"
"Why?"
"Retarded"
"Right"
"But I can use Rasengan 49 times though"
"That's stupid, but of course, look who I'm dealing with... Chidori"
"Sand Storm Rasengan"
The two attacks met and there was a huge explosion. We stood there.
"How about we settle this with Rock, paper, scissors" I offered
"Okay"
So we began 2 out of 3. I threw paper and CV threw rock.
"Ha" CV said nervously "I won"
"I won you moron" I said
"How do you know? You're blind!"
"I can see Hand signs, which these apparently count as ..."
"Oh"
Second time, CV won.
"Final time "I said
"Right" CV agreed
Once we did our things CV got hit by a Rock. I walked off.
"But I threw paper..." CV said
"I threw a Rock" I said simply
It was the Final battle. Naruto and I were battling it out, For Christmas. I was pumped ... until she offered to be my girlfriend and do any thing I wanted if I lost the match. It was a tempting offer but I ended up defeating her.
"See, the spirit of Christmas pwns all" I said all the while thinking 'I've been Itachi for too long'
"Well I still think it's stupid"
"Then time for plan B"
Then the whole stadium lit up and I started singing
On the first day of Ninja-mas Naruto gave to me a kunai in a banzai tree.
On the second day of Ninja-mas Naruto gave to me two sets of jumpsuits and a kunai in a banzai tree.
On the-
"Smx we should skip to twelve" CV said
"Right"
On the 12th day of Ninja-mas Naruto gave to me:
12 bowls of ramen (except he ate them all)
11 Summoning Jutsus
10 Sentimental conversations
9 First year genin
8 Rock hard punches
7 sound village ninja
6 Gama-chan wallets
5 Hokage statues
4 Female kunoichi
3 Feuding team mates
2 set of jumpsuits
And a Kunai in a banzai tree.
Then the Gummi Ship took off.
"Wow too much Christmas Spirit" CV said
"Well darn ..." I said
"This is broken Konoha, which means more Christmas will bring it down"
"What sense does that make"
"Jingle bells Jingle Bells "
The Gummi ship crashed down
"How did you do that?"
"Retarded, Remember, Retarded"
"Jingle bells, Jingle Bells"
The Gummi Ship Blew up.
CV Said "It only works when I do it"
I sighed "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"